Madness 101

The three insane entities entered into Equestria, just ripe for chaocracy. "Yes! I created a new word! Chaocracy! It will be a new government." Discord and Sanguine just stared at Sheogorath's insanity. "How long has he been down the "Golden Road"?" "Eternity." "Brilliant." The two actual SERIOUS people in the group began to plot their evil, prank filled plan, while Sheogorath in all his insanity played around with a certain white bunny.

Angel was just eating his carrot (for once) when Sheogorath came and started to poke at him. Angel just stared at him as he poked him, fascinated at his absolute ridiculousness. "I have never seen such a creature!" "Sheogorath...that's a bunny. You Wabbajack people into them all the time." "Oh...right..." Angel just ran away to go off and find something good to do, but Sheogorath blocked his way. "Aww...the wittle bunnwy is so adorable!" Angel death stared daggers at the Daedric Prince, he HATED that kind of talk. He could stand it with Fluttershy, but not a stranger like this one. "Does the wittle bunnwy want an empanada?" Sheogorath stuffed the empanada in Angel's mouth, and forced him to chew it.

Angel's patience finally broke. He kicked the Daedric Prince in the mouth. "Ow! You do not do that to a powerful figure like me!" Angel then stuffed what was left of empanada into the Daedric Prince's fancy coat, and attempted to break his arm. Sheogorath just laughed "This bunny is adorable! I will keep him! And name him....MENACE!" Menace/Angel looked at him confused. Then, out of the blue, came a familiar figure from a tree home. "Angel! I have been looking for you for about an hour!" Fluttershy looked at the Daedric Prince. "Who...are you?" Sheogorath looked at the yellow coated pony. "Hmm...you ponies are quite funny. But, no matter, I am Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. And this is my new bunny, Menace." He pointed to Angel, whom which looked confused. "Oh, I am sorry sir, he's my bunny." "Oh...that's too bad. Well, I need to get back to Sanguine. Who knows what they did without me." And with that, Sheogorath disappeared in a cloud of white smoke. "Now, Angel, don't you run away from me like that again." So, the two went back home, to feed their other animal companions.

Sanguine and Discord were planning their ridiculousness on paper. "Alright, so we send a whole squadron of flying pepper shakers over there." Sanguine pointed to Sugarcube Corner on the map. "No, no, no! We're crazy people, not strategists! Should we just start our mass chaotic reign?" "Alright, I'll go get Sheo-" Sheogorath was no where to be seen. Sanguine stammered, "Where...where did he go?!" "Over there!" A large explosion of milk erupted from the middle of Ponyville. "Let's party!" Discord and Sanguine rushed to the scene where Sheogorath was absolutely causing mass confusion.

"I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!" Sheogorath was making geysers of milk spurt out from the ground, laughing manically as ponies ran around trying to dodge the amount of milk spurting out from the ground. The Mane Six ran to the scene of chaos, wondering what somepony is doing in there. They were quickly greeted with a wall of cheese blocking their way. Twilight stared at the wall of cheese. "I bet that's Discord in there. But how do we get through?" Rainbow Dash had the first idea, "I know! Let's just eat the wall!" Everypony looked at each other. "I'm full," "Yeah." "I don't feel like eating." "Ah am lactose intolerant." Everypony stared at Applejack. "What? I'm not lying." Twilight quickly came up with a second idea. "Let's just melt the cheese." Twilight conjured up a fireball, and sent it hurling toward the wall of cheese. She thought to herself, "Good thing I read all the spell tomes Celestia sent me. Quite useful now." The cheese melted, and the six of them passed through the mounds of melted cheese.

Clouds appeared overhead in the center of the town. The Mane Six got there just in time to meet the three troublemakers in the town. Discord was the first to speak. "Ah. You're here! Let me introduce to you my friends." Sheogorath spoke up, "Friends? What other friends are there besides us?" Sanguine face-palmed at his stupidity. "Anyway...this is Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness. And this is Sanguine. The Daedric Prince of...what was it again?" "It's debauchery Discord." "Oh. Right. Anyway, I broke out, had some chocolate milk-." "OOH! Chocolate milk? WHERE?!" Pinkie Pie was hurriedly searching for a cotton candy cloud in the sky. "There is no chocolate milk. I drank it all." Pinkie Pie had a look of disappointment. "Oh don't be so down. It's going to start raining-" "I'LL MAKE IT RAIN HOT SAUCE!" Sheogorath made a huge amount of cheesy clouds in the sky, and it started to rain a red liquid. Pinkie Pie stuck her tongue out and tasted the substance. "Oooh! It is hot sauce!" The other five stared at her as she brought out bottles, and they were quickly filled with the hot sauce rain.

Nopony questioned Pinkie Pie's behavior, so Twilight went straight to interrogating Discord. "Why did you bring those two...two...nutjobs?!" Discord had a smirk on his face, and answered, "Well, if you ask me...why did Celestia leave me a library in my prison...with a book about Daedric Princes?" Now, time for something completely different.

Celestia was up in Canterlot, just laughing her flank off at the events that are happening in Ponyville. "I love how Discord just broke out, and brought two other crazy people into EQUESTRIA!" Celestia was being entertained by the three god-like figures. One of the guards walked into the room. "Umm...Your Highness...is everything...alright?" Celestia turned around to see the guard. "Yes. Everything is fine. But...what is soaking wet and clueless?" A bucket filled with water started to levitate over the guard. "Umm...I don't know?" Celestia dumped the bucket on the poor guard's head, "YOUR FACE!" The bucket went over the guard's head with a slam, and Celestia began to laugh hysterically. Now...back to the actual story!

Twilight thought about the question for a moment, and answered, "Well...maybe because she is an absolute troll, and abuses her power like the maniac she is?" Discord looked at her strangely. "That's odd...oh well. More havoc time." He looked over at Sanguine. "Oh! Right. Do you see that stack of cheese over there?" The six looked at the pile of a seemingly limitless amount of cheese. "I want you to find a key. That opens this door, which will make us leave. There are straaanggeee worlds in that cheese. So have fun. And don't get mauled by the evil marshmallows and get burned to a crisple." As, Sanguine finished his sentence, the mound of cheese opened up, sucking up the Mane Six into it's large, gaping, maw.