
SMP-5N
When Hyperion has a corporate brainwave, they decide to send a random person into the body of a machine to inspect an unidentified planet. Sounds easy, right? It's harder than it looks: just make me a frickin' SATURN.
Waking up to discover you're a machine you thought fictional in an unidentified land is less fun than it sounds. Especially when you work for Hyperion. I had that same experience: except that my employers seem to be trolling me endlessly by sending me up against powerful talking horses. However, the threat of Hyperion invasion still looms: and the constant threat of inadvertently growing attached to the horses.





15383 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
13 Chapters:
- Error 404: Home.exe not found. Error 405: Unable to connect to Wi-Fi. 2013-02-17 00:12:31 UTC1795
- Beginning Infiltration Protocols. Error 404: Unidentified Forces At Work. Attention: Original companions detected. Loader based. Shedding Friendship.exe. 2013-03-08 17:23:34 UTC1377
- Squad Identification Tags Not Found. Engaging Diplomacy Countermeasures. 2013-03-10 03:24:39 UTC1327
- Caution: First Law Re-Enabled. WAR Loader Cannons Offline. Super Badass Loader No Longer Pissed. Confirmed As Good Day. 2013-03-11 01:12:32 UTC1474
- Limited Shelter Detected. No Rooms Available. No Space Available. Dejection. 2013-03-11 18:51:35 UTC1375
- Boredom Systems Overheated. Outside Air Required. Many Other Things Required. 2013-03-11 21:01:07 UTC1118
- Damage Critical. New Body Required. New Mission Received. 2013-03-11 22:47:37 UTC947
- Wedding Day To Save: Engage Changelings, Defend Ponies. 2013-03-13 18:28:40 UTC1280
- Engagement. 2013-03-13 21:32:03 UTC1037
- Destroy Invasion Forces. Mass Destruction Catalyst Enabled. 2013-03-15 07:11:37 UTC623
- Family reuniting. Preparing celebratory breach of Geneva Convention. 2013-03-30 19:37:24 UTC861
- Pride.exe comes before a fall_quote/end. 2013-05-13 18:46:29 UTC1125
- Questioning. Researching answers on Wikipedia. 2013-12-17 23:48:08 UTC1044