my litte pony friendship is epic
no one knew where they came from they just suddenly appeared. It was a simple device just a helmet like the ones fillies and colts would wear when riding a scooter or more recently sky diving. thoughts of a small orange filly popped into my head along with her two friends but the thought left as quickly as it appeared. but what this helmet did was what made it so awesome.
Login accepted welcome sharky to Avalon
A great flash of light and im in Avalon a world that everypony can spend time in to live there out their fantasy the game is so real that all the first timers thought it was another world entirely at least till the character creation screen appeared you could be anything you wanted to be at first pony's where boring and chose to look just like they did in real life but the first innovator was Lyra heartstrings she created a strange avatar like nothing anypony had ever seen she called it a human but the character class never caught on with anypony else so she is still the only human in the whole world of Avalon.
The real fun in the game though was how long it took to play the system was only active for 4 hours a day but in the game world it felt closer to four days and every pony played even the princess of the night had an avatar but nopony knew who or what it was except for a cross eyed blond mare named ditzy doo or as she is better known in Avalon derpy whoovs but that's a story for another time
In this world there is no limit to what you can do you can make a character in any specialization from a simple swordsman to a grand mage but what made the choice so important was how you developed your character everyone starts out the same a set of ragged clothes and a dagger but once you lvl up you can choose from a nearly limitless set of skills to invest in the skills could be searched through by what they their description you could look for a specific skill or you could look for the next best thing if what you wanted didn't exist but none of the skill were unfair and you could also gain skills that existed in the real world as well. most didn't bother to though this was a game plus the skills don't transition from the game to real life so why waste time to learn them
That was until today. today was a special day it was the one year anniversary of Avalon so everyone was told to login today for a special event that would only start after everypony was logged in so naturally everyone logged in as soon as they could not wanting to wait but it was all a trap once everypony was logged in the entire world was teleported to a huge field that everypony knew very well it was the first place anypony ever saw in the game the newbie field but something was off my character wasn't the normal avatar i was used to it was me. I guess i should be more specific it was my real body somehow i looked the same as i did in ponyville so did everyone else. Even princess Celestia and princess Luna looked like they did IRL this more than shocked the pony's they where partied with they had no idea they were playing with royalty or that the most creative swearing they had ever heard was coming from both princesses that was when we met the person behind this whole trap it was discord
He appeared in the sky or more accurately he was the sky he told everypony the new rules to the game and the number one rule was don't die if your avatar dies you are placed in a deep sleep that can only be broken if somepony clears the game. We where told that time was frozen outside of the game and that we didn't have to worry about our body's or our homes this was a small relief to several hundred farmers but none the less we where still worried he gave us a time limit there was a tower with 100 floors on each floor had 2 things a town And a dungeon at the end of the dungeon there is a boss room but unlike before the dungeon shifts every 2 weeks changing where everything is located unless the boss is defeated once the boss is dead the dungeon stops shifting and once every monster is killed the dungeon shifts into a staircase that leads strait to the next floor and the monsters respond every two weeks unless the boss is defeated the next 30 minutes where spent by discord explaining the finer points of this game such as how new skills had been added and that we had a sense of touch we could feel pain just not the full amount think of it like a funnel only a small amount can get through at a time but there was a way to release the limiter called the ethics code this was made to protect fillies and colts in the game but once the became grown mares and stallions they could gain the option to turn the filter on and off in the game his parting words where this ends the official Avalon tutorial and good luck the sky cleared what followed could only be described as a full blown mass histaria on caffeine fueled pogo stick ride through a mine field
my litte pony friendship is epic
After every pony had calmed down from the opening ceremony people started to make plans but these plans had ponies arguing back and forth about how two best approach the situation and then it happened the first major event of this game nicknamed the lunar rebellion where the first two guilds the solar empire and the lunar republic most ponies chose to join one or the other but still over 10000 ponies including myself choose to stay independent or formed small guilds of friends but then there's me like everyone else i started over from lvl zero but i knew things that would help me lvl faster than the others but first i needed to find my friend from school so i was off i found out that during the struggle for power that dinky had been killed by another player and that was it i was alone i cursed the two major guilds and swore never to join either after that i went solo and spent every waking moment hunting monsters at least until i got lucky i found something in the woods one day while hunting it was a potion when i read the effects i was shocked i had found an ability potion that granted the user three skill points the game had been going on for less than a week and i had an advantage over most of the population not counting my lvl which im proud to say is now 3 you laugh but on the giant stone wall that has everyone game name there are only 3 people who have made it that far and the other two where derpy hooves and midnight shadow one guess who that pony is and just like that dinky popped into my memory her name was on the wall to but it was crossed out along with a note saying killed by another player at the time there where 200 name crossed out i only cared about one and she was gone but now i had a choice to make did i use or sell the potion of course i used it and i put the skill points all into my only skill telekinetic grip which allows me to wield one more sword or shield for each lvl and mine was lvl 6 now but i still had to control every individual blade I was using but that was not much of a challenge i had a lot of practice and simple patterns made control easier the main problem was that this skill was so taxing on mana the more swords you used the faster you burned mana but like i said the game was fair so i had to invest my stat points all into mana when i lvl up to even use the skill this makes my low health potential problematic but i try to work around that since there are are six elemental damages it becomes more troublesome but that will be my greatest strength later much later like after i find a good smith
my litte pony friendship is epic
i hate information brokers i thought to myself . no really how can someone charge so much for so much wrong info i swear if i make it back i am going to get a refund ducking under a powerful swipe i just barely escape the sting of its blow as i hear the air rushing by my ears i didn't have a choice anymore time to pull out the big guns griping the 4 knives on my belt in my telekinetic grip i sent them rushing t wards my enemy while my two swords blocked blows left and right but my knives just hit the golems stone skin and snap like twigs great no wonder i got those daggers so cheap i never will go near that shady smith shop ever again if i can help it but a bit is hard thing to come by in this game and i don't see myself winning the lottery soon but its not like it matters its kinda funny how fast your mind moves when your so close to death hu. after dodgeing another blow i turned and ran as fast as my legs could take me. soon after escaping the golem i decided to take a rest but then i heard a twig snap. i turned around not knowing what to expect thinking mabey the golem had followed me threw the forest but the sight that greeted me was far less welcoming than the golem i just escaped.sometimes i think discord himself is messing with me. staring me in the face was a pack of timber wolves and this game had a thing for realism so i had no doubt they where unfriendly but worse then that they were fast and impossible to kill unless you had something like a fire weapon you could knock them down hundreds of times but they just got right back up. this is the end for sure i close my eyes and wait for the pain of the timber wolves bites but that was the strange thing they never came instead i felt a strange warmth i opened my eyes and all around me where green flames i started looking for the source of this fire expecting to find some unholy monster glaring at me but to my surprise it was a pony he held out his hoof and said names fire heart what are you doing out in timber wolf woods without a fire weapon or at least a partner? did they die in a fight with the wolves?no. also how did you do that? sorry cant tell you trade secret. now that i got a closer look at him i saw that he was a purple unicorn with a spiked green mane and a green heart surround in flames was his cutie mark. i just shook my head saying no im a solo player as for this being the timber wolves forest i didn't even know they where here an info broker told me this as where i could find a goliath rock golem so i came out here expecting to fight only that and maybe some regular wolves or even a bear but the broker never said anything about the timber wolves .......... that jack flank i bet he knew all about the wolves but didn't tell me because he wanted more money when i see him again im going to beat the crap out of him. him and that crooked smith at this part fire heart raised an eyebrow would this smith happen to be a blue earth pony that goes by the name iron will? actually yes that is his name how did you know? because he give all us other smiths a bad name selling broken daggers and flimsy armor that wouldn't even hold up to a gentle breeze let alone a golem strike speaking of which why where you hunting a golem in the first place those things are known for there high defense and health so why would you go after one surly it wasn't the exp. no actually i was after earth essence ore....the look on his face was priceless THE EARTH ESSENCE ORE after my hearing had recovered from his shockingly loud yell i said yes the EEO its said that the golem is made entirely of the ore so killing that one would give me enough for what i need and then some. the smith looked at me for a second and said how did you plan to extract the ore. now it was my turn to be surprised i had no idea that you needed a Smith or a miner to extract the ore from the golems body i thought it was just an item drop. guess your lucky then. hu why? well if what you say is true then we have a reason to work together mr...mr.. sorry i never got your name. o its sharky ..... the sharky as in sharky the sword storm i cringed at that i always hated that nickname but somehow it spread like wildfire to everypony and it stuck then again being famous isn't all that bad maybe i can get him to give me a discount on his forge work never know. ok hold on i will get the rest of my group together and we can kill that golem woe woe hold on there buddy how many people are you bringing just my six friends hold on i need to set up the warp stone. you have a warp stone where did you buy it from i didn't by it i made it but that would mean you maxed out your smithing skill. just yesterday actually(let me explain unlike combat skills living skills upgrade as you use them so the more you practice the better you get) hay fire heart are the six in one of the main guilds? nope just a small guild of friends and family. well great how big is it lets see counting me twelve members o great some no name guild probably going to be good for nothing more than a distraction what are there levels at? Well whats your current level 5. their all level 3 all six of them. ok by the way what were you doing out here in the first place fire heart? i was hunting timber wolves according to our group alchemist there ashes can make a super healing potion and their Silva makes a paralysis poison strong enough to stop a full grown bare for 3 hours. and how did they find this out? they used it IRL before the game. wait they worked with BEARS! and dragons hydras and pretty much every woodland critter you can think of. even worked with an Ursa minor once what did they do for a living? she was a vet sorta. she? well the odds leaned in that direction 75 % of equestria was female. how many members of this group are girls? well all of the the ponys joining us are girls but as of right now there are only two guys in the guild.great just great a bunch of giggling girls just what i needed at least i have fire heart so fire heart what did you do IRL? me i studied dragons. if my mouth could drop any harder i would have punched a hole in the ground this was a true badflank anypony who studies dragons has to have one of three things the need balls o steel fireproof clothing or a disregard for your own life or all three but once he finished setting the stone up i was in for one heck of a suprise
my litte pony friendship is epic
Not many ponies knew this but if you got you hands on a teleport stone you could create a custom animation other than just appearing in a flash of light but these ponies knew and not only that they made great use of the system the first one had grey clouds appear and then a loud boom a single lightning bolt hit the ground the bolt was made of three colors but i still couldn't tell who it was because they where doing a group teleport The first member was obviously a Pegasus cloaked in a red light but apart from that i couldn't tell much more next a purple diamond sprang from the ground and started to break apart from the top to the bottom reveling a unicorn coated in a purple light next a swarm of butterfly's came out of nowhere and started flying in a circle then they just dispersed and there was another pegasus cloaked in a pink light then a cannon appeared in the sky and in a blast of confetti and balloons an earth pony appeared this one had a blue light covering it next a tree grew out of the ground and a single apple hung from its branches the apple dropped to the ground and exploded in every direction but where the apple hit the ground there was now another earth pony surrounded in an orange glow and then the five ponies clad in light all looked up there was a six pointed purple star that descended from the sky it fell to the ground hiding the other five behind it then the star collapsed in on itself to reveal a unicorn surrounded in a purple light then a the colors left thee bodies forming a rainbow tornado which dispersed to reveal six ponies this time though I'm pretty sure my mouth left a dent in the ground standing in front of me where the elements of harmony the real group not just one of the hundreds of copycat guilds who used the name but the true elements because no stallion worth his guy card wouldn't recognize fluttershy the ex model from a glance and this was her for sure then i started to recognize the rest of the group and i must say by discords smile they are all drop dead Georges it took a second to realize i was starring. they didn't seem to mind so mabey this must happen alot.at least none of them called me on it. y'all get a good look sugar cube? ok scratch that last part well this isn't going to end well. Now really darling can you blame him i mean come on even you have to admit that we are a sight to behold and after that entrance it would have been strange for him not to stare.yea plus your not that bad to look at either aj. Apple jack shot the blue mare a glare that im sure would have killed a giant on the spot. Ok girls before we get any further off task spike why did you call us here. O come on twilight its fire heart here how many times do i have to tell you. Whoops sorry spi... i mean fire heart i keep forgetting but its not like it matters well it confuses ponies when the names don't match up. fine fine but still why are we here. o right this is sharky and he THUNK fire heart was sent flying into a tree as the group of mares stampeded over him to bombard me with questions well twilight was bombarding me with questions the others just wanted to know if the rumors were true that i could use 6 swords and that i had defeated a spider queen and both were true twilight on the other hoof was asking for a full stat list and was a little shocked when i told her all my points were in mana she went on to tell me how dangerous that was till i explained my telekinetic grip ability then she just nodded and listened to me list off my gear she kept asking questions every few seconds and then we got back on track finally after fire heart used what i assume was a safe word or something because he just whispered in her ear then she stopped asking questions and apologized. ok so what are we here for anyway im getting tired and this is cutting into my nap time. fire heart chimed in we are going to kill a golem for the second time today i was deafened by the group of mares yelling WHAT ARE YOU INSANE. this was where i chimed in telling them about why i as targeting the golem after that they looked at spike and he said the reward would be worth the risk at that they all simply sighed and said that if they didn't help we where probably going to try anyway and get ourselves killed twilight looked at me and then a party invite showed up in front of me i clicked on the invite and then saw there names and healthbars apper in my heads up display(HUD) then twilight told spike to hand me the loner gear.at first i was offended at least until i saw what the loner gear was each of the items was better than my current gear by at least 2 levels with the acceptation of my water sword that is after i had the gear on rarity and fluttershy approached me rarity asked me what stat i used most without missing a beat i told her mana i didn't even have to think about it my skill chewed through mana like there was no tomorrow after that she handed me an amulet an i looked at stats i was stunned in my hoof there was an amulet that expands my mana pool by a thousand and fluttershy handed me 2 potions to restore it to full this meant that i could use my skill for 3 minuets before i even had to recharge it. and then a thought hit me if this is the loner gear then do they do this alot?do you guys do this often? without missing a beat rainbow dash just said yep we take out players and help them level up so they can help us later on there is also a small fee but since this is going to help us out and you dont need the help there's no charge for you. By the way what are your group positions I'm guessing fire heart is your group smith and fluttershy is the alchemist but what does everypony else do?well rainbow started to say aj here is a vanguard shes a strait up tank and built like one to boot at this applejack started to swing at rainbows head and rainbow stayed just out of her reach while still talking she flew above the group rarity here is are enchanter she adds effects to all our gear like your new amulet pinkie pie is a demolitions expert she makes traps and bombs which are guarantied to destroy an entire city block also before you ask no you cant use her bombs she uses dangerously short fast burning fuses its a wonder she hasn't blown herself up yet and twilight is our group sniper and she is also are monster cataloguer she has this skill to see any monsters weak point after she spots it she shoot the spot with an arrow and then she looks for the next weak point on the beast and then theres the best which i saved for last me I'm all about speed and dodging.my job is to grab the monsters attention and set it up for aj to knock it down.then the group started to get their gear out and the lineup would make anypony jealous twilight was supporting a large repeating crossbow with an auto reloading twelve arrow rotating clip applejack had a huge buster sword that had to be at least seven feet long and three feet wide fluttershy had no weapons instead she had a belt with a bunch of small glass orbs on it they seemed to have a small amount of liquid in them turns out it's a bunch of different mixtures from smoke bomb to a poison liquid that could paralyze anything for an hour as well as some small containers holding poisons for coating weapons and health potions hope she can remember which is which rarity was holding a staff in her telekinesis going over a list of buffs and attack spells rainbow had two small blades attached to her hooves and was stretching her wings pinkie had pulled a huge table out of thin air and was mixing various ground up powders together and loading them into a hollow spear provided by fire heart as well as a few arrows which she handed to twilight i noticed how focused they all where then i realized they had this great team and could have taken down this golem without my help heck they even gave me weapons and armor that anypony else would have killed for just the chance to hold. what could i do to help these ponies who needed nothing? then it hit me hay fireheart give me six of your best shields. Immediately He started shouting no way man why should i give you seven of my best shields?Now every pony was gathered around us. Calmly i said because if i use a bunch of crap shields then i wont be able to protect everypony and they will just break after one hit now if this loner shield is your worst then your best shields must be works of art that can take a beating now give me the shields So i can protect everypony. Twilight was just starring what do you mean protect everypony? it will be easier to show you then to tell using my telekinesis i grabbed the loner shield and my wooden shield then i grabbed six rocks handing two each to applejack rainbow dash and pinkie pie then i had twilight stand about 5yards away from me then i looked at the three ponies holding rocks and told them to try to hit me or twilight looking at her friends twilight just shrugged and said fire away now i expected them to throw most of the rocks at me so i was ready to dodge but what happened next was that two rocks where headed my way three where headed at twilight and one was headed for fluttershy who wasn't paying attention to our little demonstration thinking quickly i used the rental shield to the rocks headed for twilight dodged the two thrown at me by a hair and used the wooden shield to block fluttershy but i was just barely quick enough to get the wooden shield from me to her and she almost took a shot right two the head and they hadn't held back either the wooden shield and the rental both had dents in them the second one surprised me but i had something more important to worry about who threw the rock at fluttershy turns out i didn't have to look far as twilight had already been glaring at the culprit rainbow dash whats the big idea what i wanted to see how he would react to the change in situation plus i keep telling her to watch her surroundings we both know that if she was paying attention she would have dodged that with ease i mean come on she dodged snake bites for 6 years and didn't get bitten once if the rock had hit her though she would have learned her lesson at least.thats not your call rainbow also nice moves back their sharky i didn't know anypony other than fluttershy who can dodge like that. What can i say when you only use swords you either learn to dodge or you learn to take a hit i chose the former over the later. th...thank you for stoping the rock for me i could barely make out those words as she tried and almost succeeded in trying to disappear behind her mane. So fire heart do you understand my plan now yea yea just one question is the shields weight an issue? well the lighter the shield the less mana i need to keep it airborne but the amount of mana burned every five seconds is equal to the shields weight.so a light shield would be better. assuming it can take a beating yes a light shield would be better but a heavy shield would make for better sustained defense.any particular shape you want? Seven hexagonal shields? Why seven its easier to show than to tell spike figured this was true so he brought the shield out of his inventory each shield was a different color when I asked why fire heart just said it was to tell them apart each shield had different stats But they made a rainbow i chose to use the blue shield as the center piece after that assumed a fighting stance griping the other six shields in my telekinesis i linked them to the edges of the blue shield and held them in place making one big shield then to finish my demonstration i split the shield apart to have one shield hovering around everypony else besides me when fire heart asked why i didn't get a shield i told him that i was going to hang back and focus on defense rather than get in the others way as a solo player i didn't have much practice fighting in groups so i figured that i was going to get under someponys hooves or slam into them while the fight is going on and one or both of use would get hit and die so im going to use the tools at my disposal and make sure nopony gets hurt during this fight they all nodded and seamed to think this was a good plan.
my litte pony friendship is epic
Buck buck buck buck how could thing go so far south so quickly? I thought to myself as i ducked under a swing from the golem fluttershy was dragging rainbow dash away from the golem while applejack and i played decoys pinkie was trying to give support lobbing grenades at the golem while twilight shot arrows into every critical point she could find but there weren't that many to start with being a giant rock and all this thing was pretty sturdy. Atleast it was slow we had to have something after all but things went south when rainbow got cocky she broke formation and started to attack the golem as fast as she could drawing all of its attention but not getting away from it.see the monsters focus on whatever is doing the most damage at the time and since that was rainbow she got to see just how hard this thing could hit or atleast she would have had i not used the shield to knock her out.the shield however got hit with the full force of the blow since it was now in the space that rainbow had Occupied just moments ago and the shield shattered like it was made of glass I knew i was going to catch hell for that later but i think jumping in to slash the golem and drawing its attention away from rainbow will score me a few pittie points i brought all of the remaining shields into an orbit around myself doing my best to dodge the golems swings while yelling for fluttershy to grab rainbow and to have applejack and the others back her up while i kept our friend busy. Little did i know that the more we damaged the golem the faster it got twilight was the first to notice that the golem was getting faster and its attacks were becomeing more frequent but by that time it was to late the golem swung at me and nearly took my head clean off had i not used one of the shields to soften the blow i would have died right there but i could tell a certain smith had just died a little inside at seeing not just one but two of his best shields being smashed like it was nothing but just because i was down two shields didnt mean i was done applejack showed up out of no were and slashed the golem from behind while rarity launched a stream of spells all at once from fireballs to speed buffs making applejack all the deadlier but now we where down a pony and had we weren't even through half of this behemoths health then i out of nowhere a rainbow flew overhead and landed a few feet away from us when the light subsided i saw three mares and all three of them looked stunning in ones hand there was a bow and arrow on her hip there was a whip she had orange fur and a purple mane which was almost a mirror image of rainbow dashes and she was a Pegasus next to he there was another mare with a yellow coat and a red mane that when't down her back to her hips there was a bow in her hair and a war hammer in her hands and finishing off the group was a mare with a white coat and a two toned main with pink and purple almost cut strait down the middle around her horn who wasn't holding a weapon i assumed she was a spell caster of some kind but she didn't seem to have any casting tools on her person but she did have a bracelet with a strange bell on the end of it then what happened next threw me for a loop they showed up as members of our party there names were sweetie bell scootaloo and applebloom i looked over to spike who was standing next to them after they made there entrance the group started to say hello but where cut off by pinkie pie who shouted less talky more fighty though i didn't really need an introduction anyway almost everypony knew who they where myself included after the launch of the game they made a name for themselves becoming the first players to map out an area and distribute the information to the rest of the players turns out that even though the rooms changed every two weeks the map was still useful. more players started making it back from dungeon raids with the danger zones mapped out newbs knew to stay out and that improved the mortality ratings almost overnight. They had to release a new map every two weeks though. so after the succsess of the first map they had gotten a team together this team maped out the dungeon every two weeks in only four hours. during This time everyone else stays out of the dungeon to give the map team their space. pip the pirate was the first one to discover that the dungeon didnt just have all of the rooms move around randomly instead the walls just changed around to block off paths and change the layout so they edited the map program where they could move the walls on the map to match the dungeon it was difficult at first untill of course until applebloom made a 3d model of the dungeon and started distributeing maps based on it once that was done the team just had to update the map and keep their ears open for player complaints those went strait to a box with read for a good laugh writen on the top now these three where here to help us fight a golem shortly after they arrived sweetie bell ran over to rainbowdash and her strange bell started to glow seconds later rainbow dash opened her eyes and asked what hit her applejack looked at me and rainbow was glaring and i just shrugged and yelled better me than him as i jumped to escape another swing from my huge friend the golem twilight and scootaloo where now firing arrows as fast as possible applejack and applebloom where striking in perfect unison rarity and sweetibell where launching fireballs and lightning bolts rainbow dash was being tended to by spike and fluttershy but then i noticed that somepony was missing applebloom struck the golem in the head with her hammer and it was stunned for a second then i noticed pinkie was missing from our group and nopony else seemed to notice or if they did they didn't care then i here twilight say good job everypony time to rap this up she looked at me and said your the fastest lead the golem this way i struck the golem once more and bolted for twilight i didnt know what she had planned but it had to be better than dodgeing for my life and then i heard them yell fire in the hole and behind me there was a huge explosion i was thrown a few feet threw the air and ended up in pinkies arms then pinkie set me down and said. that was my own recipe what did you think? Well i think that was the largest explosion i have ever seen what did you use? o you know some blackpowder a little nitroglycerin a bit of magnesium and just a dash of oregano. oregano? Yes oregano silly it makes a very nice boom cant have a decent bomb without a little oregano gives the bomb a nice kick. I look at her then at the rest of the group they just said it was pinkie pie being pinkie. Twilight leaned in and told me i was better off not questioning it.i started to try to reason it but found myself moments later with huge headache and was holding my head while rainbow dash was on her back laughing at my pain saying we warned you. Shortly after that fluttershy handed me a small vile and said it would help my headache she also warned me that it was going to taste horrible i looked at the label and it said it was called pinkies brew almost every pony who drinks knows of pinkies brew its the most powerful headache medicine known to ponydom its Also the gold standard for horrible tastes if i where to describe it think of old gym socks dipped in rotten milk and filled with rotten eggs than to top it off a healthy dose of dragons breath was added now that would be paradise compared to this stuff. the games taste generator was very well made so this was sure to taste just like the real thing so looking at the bottle i start to weigh my options on one hand my head feels like there's a railroad spike being driven into it on the other hand If i drink this i will get to see everything i had for breakfast lunch and dinner this week to be honest death looks like a good alternative right. now well bottoms up i take one sip and it hits me like a train wreck on fire and i pass out. I wake up several hours later the throbbing in my head was gone but now i had a new problem i was in a dark room with all my gear gone and i was paralyzed then i looked over to see my guard she just smiled and yelled girls he's awake now i was concerned and asked what happened and were am i she smiled and said you'll see.
my litte pony friendship is epic
To say i was surprised would be an understatement but im getting ahead of myself shortly after i woke up every pony was in room looking strait at me then they popped the question. want to join our guild? After a few minuets of dumbfounded stuttering i finally managed to say what.followed by an are you kidding me. They just waited for me to finish listing my reasons like i barely know you you foal napped me from the field and brought me to this celestia forsaken cavern and took all of my gear speaking of that. where are we and where is my gear? finally twilight spoke up well this celestia forsaken cavern as you put it is part of our base and as for your gear fire heart is fixing it. Now i was curious base why would anypony need a hidden base well its because we openly deified both celestia and luna about how we should clear the game both celestia and luna had pretty different ideas celestia wanted a hierarchy with her at the top and at first that sounds like a good idea one steadfast leader to make all the decisions but celestia demanded absolute loyalty no questions asked and that lead to her use of punishment on ponies who didn't do what she said while luna wanted everyone to have a say in what we did and to make it so all players where equal but this lead to a different problem too many people involved in the decision making process and ponies spent more time trying to gather votes then actually trying to solve problem. we said that everypony should do their own thing form small guilds and work together and fight by choice and not because of an order or a group decision needless to say celestia and luna were pissed and tried to have us jailed so we did the only thing we could we fought back.wait you started the brawl of the lunar rebellion?yes. YOUR THE REASON ME BEST FRIEND DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE!they started to shrink away from me even though i was paralyzed .well all of them besides rainbow fire heart who had walked in during my shouting and applejack they stood there ground in front of the others.then fire heart spoke up for the group. Yes we started the brawl but you would have done the same thing if you where in our place. To tell the truth i think the fall of harmony would have been a better name than the lunar rebellion.now everypony in the room was glaring at Rainbow dash who threw up her hoofs and saying what I'm just saying. Answer me one question did any of you kill a player on that day. This time twilight answered me no we didn't who did you lose? my best friend from school dinky hooves. Wait you knew dinky a shout came from applebloom. We havent heard from her since she moved to canterlot to join celestias school for gifted unicorns Um yes she was my best friend in school well my only friend actually. not many ponies wanted to hang out with a blank flank.Wait your a blank flank?no i got my cutie mark about a year after i met dinky. scootaloo chimed in so whats your special talent then? Well i can split my mind into several different pieces which can each function on their own.so your a crazy pony?no not crazy think of it like this i can focus on several things at the same time and as fellow unicorns I'm sure rarity and twilight and sweetie can appreciate what that means.you mean you can cast multiple spells at once. But how did you figure out this was your special talent?well i was over at dinky's house studying for a test. When her mom came into the room and knocked over a vase.at the time i was casting a spell that dinky was teaching me Which would let me create fire from thin air and when i saw the vase dropping i just reacted and caught it in my telekinesis but i was so focused on the new spell that i kept the flame going and poof i realized that i could cast multiple spells at once that was how i got my cutie mark. From the back ground i heard rainbow and scootaloo shouting boring in unison.wheres the action wheres the excitement wheres the explosions. This earned a sigh from sweetie bell and applebloom and everypony else.
