New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

In Equestria, at night, there was a mare called Twilight Sparkle. She had just completed a prophecy and ended up as one of the most powerful ponies in all of Equestria.

She became a princess.

She couldn't believe it herself, but if she didn't botch an important spell, and nearly destroy her life as she knew it, she wouldn't have become one. The funniest things can happen from such mistakes. Celestia had agreed to personally give Twilight her own coronation tomorrow afternoon, as for right now, she was doing what she did best during these events.

Worry.

"Oh, what if I do something un-princess-like? What if some madpony came in and tried to attack me? What if..." Twilight rambled.

"Twilight, be quiet!" Spike yelled, annoyed. "I know that you are going to be a full-blown princess, especially now that you are an alicorn, but you need to stop worrying. Try to relax by... um... Ooh, reading a book! That always calms you down."

Twilight, looked at her assistant, and smiled. "You're right, Spike, I just need to relax, not worry. Nothing will go wrong at all."

"Glad to hear." Spike yawned and proceeded to go bed. Twilight smiled at the dragon and proceeded to open a random book.

"Huh, humans? That's a hoot." Twilight said sarcastically. She knew that humans didn't exist at all.

Not at all.

Meanwhile, in another universe, three men were being watched over by a man in a Wehrmacht outfit. Doctor Edward Richtofen had just set forward the first of many steps needed to begin his quest to finally get control those verdammt minions.

But for now, there was work to do.

The first to stir was the Japanese man. He has slowly opened his narrow eyes and looked at the doctor. Richtofen noticed and smiled.

"Ah, good, you are awake." Richtofen greeted

"Ohh, who are you?" the Japanese man groaned.

"I am Doctor Richtofen, and I am the one who is going to help you survive this zombie apocalypse.”

"Zombies, hah, I'd rike to see one come here and try."

*RAGGH*

The man looked around, and saw a zombie, tied up with another.

"You were saying?" Richtofen said.

The Oriental sighed and spoke.

"I am Takeo Masaki of the Imperial Japanese Army. I fight for honor and grory!" Takeo stood up, and pumped his fist.

"Good to hear, mien freund. Now take this." Richtofen handed Takeo an M1911 handgun, fully loaded.

"Why wourd I use an American weapon?"

"Ask him." Richtofen pointed at the American man, who was just waking up. He groaned and looked over to see the two men talking.

"Ah shit, you're not gonna get me, Tojo, and neither will you, you damn dirty Nazi!" The American stood up, realizing that he was free. He looked at his hand, and was soon given an M1911, just like Takeo did.

"Why the hell are you giving me a gun?"

"Because of those two." Richtofen pointed at the undead, who just simply groaned.

*SAM*

"What the fuck." The man was confused.

"My name is Richtofen, and this is my associate, Takeo."

"Umm, okay, Sargent Tank Dempsey of the Third Shock Marine Brigade." Dempsey saluted, letting Takeo know one thing.

"Hmm, something about you is not rike other Americans."

"Whatever you say, Tak."

"Prease don't carr me that."

"Would you two shut up, I am having hangover." A voice yelled. The three turned to see a Russian man, slowly rubbing his temples with his palms.

"And you are?" Dempsey asked.

"I am Nikolai Belinski, and I am drunk."

"Ooo, wunderbar." Richtofen said, with an unusual amount of glee.

"Right, and what the hell are those two doing?"

*MRAH HA GRAH*

"Oh, almost forgot. Gentlemen, those are zombies." Richtofen gestured to the moaning duo, before taking out a Lugar and shooting the two zombies in the head.

"Zombies, like second wife?" Nikolai joked.

"I guess, Nikolai." Richtofen shrugged.

"Wait, where the hell are we?!" Dempsey needed answers.

"Oh, right! Welcome... to SHI NO NUMA!" Richtofen yelled out as the zombies began to swarm the swamp base.

*RAH*

*GARGA*

*OHH*

*MMAHH*

*SAM*

*EDDY... DIES*

The morning sun began to beam down onto the future princess. Today was the big day. Twilight woke up and went to the shower. She had not gotten used to the fact that she had wings now, but she had to make due. She did the usual routine of eating breakfast, brushing her teeth afterwards, and making a checklist.

All she had to do was go to Canterlot via chariot. Twilight did say she'll go, under one condition. Her friends and family must be there for sure. As she trotted down to the bottom of the stairs, she saw her six friends: Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. Pinkie was basically bawling her eyes out at the fact that her bestest, best friend in the entire world is going to become royalty herself.

"Don't cry, Pinkie, this isn't anything to be sad about."

"I'm not sad, Twilight, I sooooooo happy for you. Who else would have thought YOU, of all ponies, would become a princess?"

Twilight blushed at that remark. Not even she would've thought this was happening. Regardless, the show must go on, as the saying goes.

"There's our ride!" Rainbow yelled out, pointing to the chariot being pulled by a couple of Pegasi. It landed near the group of seven hopped on.

"The Wunderwaffe DG-2!" Richtofen felt so happy, and aroused. The most powerful weapon ever created, in his hands.

"Hey, Dicktofen, how about you use that wonder waffle on those freaksacks over there and see if it stops them!" Dempsey said as he fired his BAR into the crowd of zombies. Nikolai grabbed the nearest weapon and loaded it, which happened to be a double barreled shotgun.

"Da, this is same weapon used to kill first wife. She was bitch." Nikolai aimed his no nonsense weapon at the colorful blurs and fired both barrels at the same time. Nikolai gagged a little afterwards.

"Oh shit, swallowed some zombie. It is not good tasting."

Richtofen slapped the box and it opened up. The weapons cycled until...

"Hehehehehehehehehehe..."

"AHAHAHAHAHA... BYE BYE!"

"The box of pleasure mocks me!" Richtofen moaned. The box began to float up and soon disappeared.

"Sprit up!" Takeo said as the group realized that they were surrounded. Richtofen fired the Wunderwaffe at a side and a lightning bolt flew out. The electricity chained from zombie to zombie until an entire side was dead. The group decided to split up and go in different directions. Richtofen went to the doctor's quarters, Nikolai went to the comms bay, Dempsey to the storage bay and Takeo ended up in the fishing hut. As they reloaded, they soon noticed something strange in each of their respective areas.

*AHHRAHRAGH*

It was time, Twilight trotted down the hallway, slowly and gracefully. She gave an aside glance to see her brother, her sister-in-law, her parents, her friends. They were smiling for her, and she was sure that they were proud. She was standing at the end of the hall, countless ponies watching her as she stood proudly in her regal clothing, made by Rarity herself. Rainbow was ready to perform the Rainboom. Discord himself even joined in, hanging in the skylines, away from prying eyes.

"This should be good." Discord said.

Princess Celestia looked over to her student and smiled.

"I'm so proud of you."

"Thank you princess." Twilight gave a very calming smile, this was most ponies' dream, to become a high authority and lead this land.

"Let us begin!" Celestia yelled out. The Elements of Harmony lined up next to Twilight while Luna was on the other side.

Crrr

"Twilight Sparkle..."

Crrr

"...you and the Elements of Harmony have helped defend Equestria from disaster countless times..."

Crrr

"Does anypony hear that?" One of the audience members asked.

"...and thanks to you, you have stopped yet anoth... what is that?"

CRRR

"A meteor! RUN!"

"The sky is falling!"

"Meteors!"

"What!" Twilight couldn't believe it either. The two princesses and the Elements ran away, knowing how much damage these kinds of natural disasters can cause. After several minutes, they were almost to the safehouse, but...

CRRRRR CRAAHHHGHGHH

The meteor literally landed in front of the eight. Once the initial shock died down, the eight walked a bit closer to the meteor.

"Whoo, that was close!" Applejack said, wiping the sweat from her brow.

Fluttershy was basically curled up in a ball because of this rock.

"Well, looks like we have to help clean up this mess." Rainbow looked over to the rest of them, who nodded in agreement.

Celestia and Luna began to use their magic to levitate the rock up, but something in the rock messed with their magic and...

WRRRrrr

"I dunno." Pinkie wasn't sure either.

Apparently, the meteor had a very rare element in Equestria, or even the universe for that matter, Element 115. Said Element reacted with the sudden use of magic and has caused the magic to suddenly turn against its users in a powerful wave of magic. A large flash came, so bright, that the Gryphon empire could see it in the daylight sky. The flash dissipated as soon as it came, and too everypony's shock to those who were there, something terrible happened.

The Elements of Harmony and the Princesses had disappeared into thin air.

Dempsey ran in and opened the door. A perk machine appeared and cycled until...

"JUGGERNOG!"

Dempsey immediately went to the machine and payed for a drink. As he chugged the nog down, a flash appeared next to him. A belch and dropped bottle later, he looked to see two things that shouldn't exist.

A rainbow-maned pegasus and a brightly colored winged unicorn with a pink mane. The two creatures looked around in confusion until Dempsey spoke.

"What... the actual... fuck?"

"What the..."

"Holy shit! Did you just talk?"

"Umm, yeah. What, you never seen a Pegasus before?" the pegasus yelled out, flying into the air.

"Hell no, I haven't. And what's with the rainbow get up, you queer or something?"

"Wait, queer!" The pegasus entered a battle pose.

"Rainbow Dash, stand down."

"But princess..."

"Now!" The big winged unicorn spoke up. The Pegasus, Dempsey figured to be Rainbow Dash, crossed her forelegs around each other, which confused the marine. He grew up on a ranch before and the horses he knew never could do that, and weren't colorful, and didn't speak. He just shook his head and spoke.

"Seriously, who the hell are you two?"

"Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" Rainbow hopped into the air and hovered above the ground with a smug look on her face. Dempsey just shook his head.

"Right, and you are?"

"Princess Celestia."

"Princess, eh? Well just to let you know, this place ain't the place for royalty."

"And why..."

*GRAAGH*

"What was that?" Rainbow entered a battle pose. Celestia spread her legs to lower her body to whatever might try to attack her.

And then a hoard came.

"Get ready, shit's about to go down!" Dempsey took out his BAR and fired into the crowd. The box soon appeared behind him and he took a swing at it. Rainbow and Celestia tried attacking them, but magic just absorbed into them, and these things don't feel pain, as Rainbow found out too late.

"AHH, let go of me!"

"Hold on Rainbow, Dempsey's coming!" Dempsey had gotten an MG42 and prepared to fire at the hoard. In mere seconds, the hoard was nothing but a pile of writhing limbs. Rainbow looked at herself and saw that she was covered in blood. She tried to keep a macho personality, but this was just too much.

"Good thing you got a marine on your side. Name's Tank Dempsey, and I'm a general badass." Dempsey put his gun over his shoulder and grinned. Celestia looked over to the man and gave a sigh.

"Thank you, it seems we are powerless against these beasts. Can you help us?"

"I suppose, but the others are definitely gonna ask questions."

"Others?"

"Okay, I am too drunk to be running like this!" Nikolai was running away from the zombies and smashed through the door. He looked around and saw a phone. "Okay, what is number again? Oh right..." Nikolai put his finger along the numbers and turned the dial. "Nine... one... one!" Nikolai held the phone to his head and waited.

"I know you're there..." A voice spoke. Nikolai decided that help wasn't coming and hung up.

"Okay, so that was failure. Oh well, time to drink!" Nikolai leaned against a dark stuffed animal and took out a bottle.

"GET OFF OF US, CREATURE!"

"Ah, loud noises hurt Nikolai!" The drunk recoiled and turned to see an orange pony with a hat, and a dark horse with wings and a horn. Nikolai looked at them, and then his bottle.

"Alright, someone slipped something into my vodka. I bet it was Takeo." Nikolai said, before drinking from his bottle again.

"What are you?" The orange pony spoke.

"I am Nikolai Belinski, armed and drunk Russian, and you are talking horse."

"Ah'm a pony."

"Whatever, I'm drunk..."

*GROAGH*

Nikolai sighed and took out a PPsH-41 and saw a dozen zombies rush into the room. Nikolai fired onto the group before killing them all and having to reload.

"Do not fuck with drunk Russian!" Nikolai took a drink of vodka and turned towards the duo, who looked shocked.

"And I did all of that, while drunk."

"Umm, right... Our name's Luna, and this is our friend Applejack."

"Oh, fucking royalty. Well then, get ready to drop down to proletariat standards, suka!"

"Wait, are you saying... that in this world..."

"Yep, you are no more powerful than orange pony there. Follow Nikolai, there are other people that you may like."

"Others?" Applejack raised an eyebrow.

Takeo sliced yet another zombie's head off with his katana. He felt a great amount of honor rising within himself and proceeded to enter the fishing hut. Before the machine appeared however, a flash appeared, and Takeo covered his eyes. When Takeo moved his hand away from his eyes, he saw a yellow Pegasus with wings and a white unicorn. Takeo just raised an eyebrow and took out his flamethrower to use against the hoard.

"Oh my, where are we?"

"I don't know, Rarity, what is this place?"

"I have no idea Fluttershy, Darling."

"I do."

The two ponies turned to see Takeo, looking at the duo rather analytically.

"Who.. who are you?" The white unicorn asked as the yellow Pegasus hid behind her.

"Takeo Masaki, honorabre warrior. Takeo bowed in respect and spoke. "And you are Rarity, and you are Fruttershy." Takeo pointed at each pony individually.

"How do you know that?" Fluttershy said, still hiding behind Rarity.

"I heard you mention names. This swamp, is not safe for you. I suggest you stay crose, unress you want to die at the hands, of herrspawn!" Takeo turned and fired his flamethrower at a hoard of zombies, in mere seconds, the hoard crumpled into a pile of smoldering corpses. Fluttershy shrieked, and nearly fainted, but Rarity held onto her just long enough for the fear to dissipate.

"Forrow me." Takeo said, taking out a ray gun. The duo looked at each other, clearly having little choices at hand, and followed the Japanese warrior.

"Okay... where is that stupid chest?" Richtofen said as he handled his Wunderwaffe. He decided to switch his guns and took out an MP40 instead. Outside of the doctors quarters, he saw a flash appear within the building and raised an eyebrow.

"Huh?"

That is your downfall, Edward...

"Shut up, shut up... must concentrate!" Richtofen said to himself to quiet the voices. He proceeded to look through the cracks in the door and listened in.

"What the... Pinkie, where are we, and where are the others?"

"I don't know... but my knee is really really pinchy, and... ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch!"

Richtofen was confused, but decided to open the door.

"Twilight, hide!"

Some cluttering sounds were made, and the Doctor felt a rise in anxiety. He gave an evil chuckle, took out a knife, and walked into the side room.

"Come out, come out wherever you are... for you cannot hide... from the doctor, mwa ha ha ha ha." Richtofen grabbed a tarp and took it off, revealing a damaged canoe under it. Richtofen's 'Not amused' look told the tale and he continued his search.

"Hmm, wherever are you hiding, Frauleins? This swamp is not safe... ha ha... for the two of you... hahahaha..." Richtofen looked under the table and didn't find anyone. He was starting to get angry now. He stomped out of the room and looked over to see the Double Tap Root Beer machine was now working. He began to reach for it, and then he turned around and grabbed an arm.

"GOTCHA!" Richtofen brought his knife down to the mystery person, but stopped but a few millimeters shy of an injury when he saw what he was attacking. A pink pony, with a fearful look on her face. Richtofen gasped, this wasn't even a person at all.

Twilight looked fearfully at what the man was doing. He moved his arm and sheathed the knife he was holding. She closed her eyes in fear for what might happen next. To her surprise, something different happened.

"A CUTE LITTLE PONY! OH, IT IS SO CUTE!"

Twilight opened her eyes in confusion and looked to see the man, spinning with Pinkie in his arms, laughing.

"Wait, you're not going to kill her?"

"Of course not Fraulein, I can't hurt a cute little pony that's pink!"

"Hehe, that's really nice!" Pinkie spoke.

Richtofen gasped and held her tight. "And it talks too. Oh this is wunderbar!" Richtofen laughed and laughed. At this point, Twilight came out of hiding and saw the man in his entirety. Richtofen looked at Twilight and gave a big grin.

"And this one has wings and a horn, just like the fairy tales mother used to tell me when I was a kid." Richtofen's childhood dreams were coming true.

"You're a human..." Twilight said without thinking.

"Ja, and you're a pony. Nevermind that." Richtofen cleared his throat. "Hello, I am Doctor Richtofen, and we need to move. The minions, they are coming! And there are... NO, THE VOICES! THEY ARE GETTING LOUDER!"

"Twilight, my knee's still pinchy!" Pinkie said.

"What!?"

*AAAAHHHHHHHHHH*

The trio looked to see an entire hoard of zombies rushing into the hut. Richtofen took out his Wunderwaffe and fired at the group, killing them in a display of bright electrical power. Twilight and Pinkie were shocked and turned towards the Doctor.

"Nien, these are my ponies, mine own!" Richtofen yelled.

"Wait, I'm not anypony's pet!" Twilight yelled out annoyed.

"I am sorry, but now isn't the time. What are your names?"

"Twilight Sparkle."

"I'm Pinkie Pie, and I can tell we're are going to be bestest, best, friends forever!"

"Ha ha, me too. Quickly, we can make much progress!" Richtofen marched out of the room with the two ponies.

This was the start of a new hell for these mares.

Eight lights, four killers.

For the twelve to live. They must...

Ascend from the darkness.

Author's Note

This is the longest chapter I've ever written, and you can expect a lot of action for this story. Enjoy.

Special thanks to Tyreese-le-Tyler43 for editing this story. Wish her luck.