New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

Tank could somewhat believe in zombies, and the fact that he was being attacked by them...

"Are we there yet?"

"No Rainbow, we're not. Now. Shut. UP!"

Colorful ponies were another thing altogether.

"Do you have to be so rude?" Celestia asked.

"At least you two don't have to wade in this swamp-shit."

"Why are you... nevermind, I just realized what we're in." Rainbow looked over to her side and saw a meteor. "Hey, what's that?"

Dempsey looked to his left and saw the large meteor. "Looks like a large-ass rock from space."

"You mean meteor."

"Whatever."

Celestia rolled her eyes and looked at the rock, and noticed something.

"Hey, isn't that..."

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

"FUCK! MOVE MARE-BITCHES!" Dempsey opened fire with his BAR and hit two zombies in the head.

"Didn't ya hear, I'm a crackshot!" The group of three ran off to the central building where they met the others.

"Okay, if Nikolai is right, you two are from alternate universe that has no humans..."

"Eeyup." Applejack responded.

"No guns..."

"Actually, we do, but we have very strict laws in controlling them." Luna corrected.

"Alright then, do you have vodka in your world?"

"Yes, we do."

"Then Nikolai will do good there."

"Please stop speakin' in third person, reminds me of a mare Ah don't like."

"Only if I get vodka."

MRRRRR!!!

"Oh crap, we need to go to... that center building... thingy!"

The two mares had no reason to argue, zombies were approaching the group, so they hightailed it to the center building.

Rarity, Fluttershy and Takeo were already at the center of Shi No Numa, so Takeo set some Bouncing Betties and hoped for the best.

"Do you think we're safe?" Fluttershy asked, hiding among the crates.

"No..."

"EEEP!"

"...but, a rong as I breath, I wirr not farter in combat, for it is the honorabre thing to do." Takeo tilted his head to receive a few gratifying and audible pops from his neck.

"Thank you so much Takeo, but this swamp water is very staining for my coat." Rarity complained.

"Swamp water is the... reast of your worries."

"Why?"

"TAKEO!"

"STUPID JAPANESE GUY!"

"TAK, TANK'S HERE!"

MAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

"That is why." Takeo took out his Flamethrower and tightened the napalm tube. He looked around and prepared for combat.

Richtofen flipped the switch and the zipline moved down. He looked at the purple alicorn and spoke.

"So, you're a princess?"

"Yes."

"You have magic?"

"Indeed."

"Und you are highly intelligent?"

"Well, I don't like to toot my own horn..."

"I will!" Pinkie took out a trumpet and played a rather cheery tune, in spite of what was happening.

"Ooo, it's catchy" Richtofen did a little jig at the tune.

"It is, but back to intelligence, I'm a very smart mare when it comes to magic. Now, I'd like to ask a few things about humans."

"Like what?" The three went onto the zipline and Richtofen hit the switch.

"What are your dietary needs?"

"Oh, vell, we have a variety of foodthings we can eat."

"Meat?" Pinkie asked while playing the trumpet, somehow.

"Oh JA! I really like Liverwurst, it has that good texture."

"Oh, what about physical capabilities?"

"Well, we have hands, und big brains, except Dempsey, he's shtupid."

"Who's Dempsey?"

"Oh..."

QQQRRRRR!!!

"OHHHHH, shit. We should run."

"Way ahead of you." Twilight used her magic to carry the two others downstairs.

"TAKEO!" Richtofen called out.

"NEXT TO THE FISHING HUT!" Takeo responded.

"FORGET THAT, THE BOX IS AT THE STORAGE HUT!" Dempsey yelled out.

"OKAY DEMPSEY, LET'S GO SO I CAN GET VODKA!" Nikolai responded.

"Drop me, I'll lead." Richtofen ordered. Twilight obliged and the German was in his feet. MP40 at hand, he ran off to the Storage Hut and noticed his teammates weren't the only ones that were running away. He'd figure it out later, they'd have to survive the hoards.

-5 minutes later-

"Okay, door is blocked, now to drink." Nikolai said, sitting on his ass and taking out a bottle of vodka to drink. The group of twelve were tired, and barely recognized each other, but once the mares relaxed a bit...

"Oh... oh lordy that was just plain scary." Applejack moaned, clearly tired from running so much.

"Heh, good thing I focused on cardio, eh guys?" Rainbow panted, clearly tired herself, but much less than most of the others.

"Indeed." Luna responded.

"Well I am so super-duper-luper-huper happy that we're all safe, and Celestia has a pink mane!"

"What?" Celestia could finally look at her own mane and finally notice that her mane had changed from the beautiful pink, cyan and sky blue mixture to a plain pink mane, this worried her.

"Oh no..."

"What's wrong princess?" Rarity asked.

"If my mane is plain pink, that must mean we're no longer in the presence of magic."

"WHAT!" All the mares unison-ed.

"HEY, KEEP IT DOWN, NIKOLAI HAS STUPID HEADACHE!"

"No wonder you couldn't..." Rainbow muttered under her breath.

"I want to go home. I want to go home." Fluttershy broke into tears and cried into Rarity's shoulder. Rarity wrapped a hoof around her friend and held onto her tight.

"Ugh, this moping isn't getting us anywhere." Rainbow said in a very annoyed tone.

"Well, in any case, we must get acquainted with these... humans if we are to survive." Luna said in a low tone.

"Alright sister, let's do it." Celestia said in a very serious tone.

The eight got up and noticed the Doctor looking on the ground for something. Dempsey was at a window with his MG42 and Takeo at the other with his Flamethrower. They decided on talking to the only one not working for some reason.

"Ahem, Nikolai, ya there?"

*SNRR* "Fuck you..."

Luna and Applejack looked at the other mares and smiled nervously.

"Seriously?" Rainbow folded her forelegs and gave a not amused look. Pinkie also seemed to agree and folded all four of her legs together, while still standing up for some strange reason.

"He... might be a tad strange." Luna admitted.

*SNA* "Fuck Takeo... he sucks balls..." *SNNN*

Rarity narrowed her eyes at the drunk.

"Those clothes, that smell, his drunkenness. He is filthy and uncouth!"

"You know what, Nikolai can hear every word you are saying, and so, fuck you unicorn, fuck you gay pony, fuck you too pink thing." Nikolai say, flipping the bird for each pony her mentioned. Rarity gave a very sharp gasp along with Pinkie. Rainbow face-hooved and sighed.

"Let's move on." Applejack quickly said. Pinkie and Rarity were completely offended and found themselves wanting to hurt the drunk. But Rarity was a lady, and Pinkie was not the violent type when it wasn't needed.

The eight moved to the closest person to Nikolai, Richtofen.

"Ahem, Doctor?"

"What is it Twilight? I am in the middle of a... Oh, I just realized, more ponies! JOOOOOOOOOOY!" Richtofen enunciated the last word, making it very high-pitched, even for the Doctor.

"Erm, right. My name is Princess Celestia, I see you've made good friends with my faithful student and her friend."

"Really now, so ze purple one was under your wing? No pun intended, I assure you." Richtofen bowed as he spoke.

"Right, Doctor, I've been wondering, what is your doctorate?"

"A hack one, that's for sure." Dempsey spoke out.

"Quiet Svindhund."

"Now hold on Doctor, Dempsey is the one who helped save my life, as well as one of my loyal subject's life."

"Oh really, well zen, he is not a dumbass after all. Now, if you could excuse me, zere is zis part I need, und I JUST FOUND IT!" Richtofen took a small rock, similar to the meteor Celestia saw outside in material.

"Soon, zey vill FEAR ME!"

"AHH!" Fluttershy dashed off to hide behind Takeo, who just looked at the others with mild confusion.

"Vas is somezing I said?"

"Yes Doctor, it was." Celestia could tell from the deepest part of gut feeling that Richtofen was up to no good. Without strong magic however, she would have to deal with his behavior, begrudgingly.

"We should move on." Twilight said, clearly creeped out by Richtofen's sudden outburst. Celestia moved her muzzle closer to Twilight's ear and whispered something.

"Twilight, I do not trust the doctor, stay away from him."

Twilight raised an eyebrow and moved her muzzle to Celestia's ear.

"With all due respect Celestia, I honestly don't believe you."

"What?" Celestia said, letting Richtofen hear it.

"He's a real nice and intelligent man, he cannot be all that bad."

"Twilight, I have dealt with ponies like him before, trust me."

"I... honestly do not, with all due respect."

Richtofen smiled.

Celestia seems to understand who I truly am, while Twilight is the naive dummkopf who is going to do everything I tell her to do.

This will be fun.

The regal duo moved away from each other, not believing how they could just end up arguing like that. Celestia could see it as clear as day, Richtofen was manipulating her. Twilight couldn't understand why Richtofen seemed so bad. He and her, they seemed to be so similar. What could make his evil, besides an occasional moan from being splattered in the blood of the undead of course?

The eight moved on to Takeo, who looked attentively at the others.

"何をもたらしますか?" Takeo spoke.

"What? Stop speakin' fancy and speak in our langauge." Applejack said.

"What brings you here?"

"We just want you introduce yourself Takeo. PLEASE?" Rarity fluttered her eyelashes at the Japanese man, who understood what she meant.

"I am warrior, I am honorabre, that is arr you need to know." Takeo turned towards the window and noted a distinct lack of zombies there.

"Seriously? You're so boring." Rainbow had an uninterested look on her face.

"Rainbow, how dare you? Takeo is a kind, caring person. He saved Rarity and me from zombies, twice. Say you're sorry." Fluttershy said, being assertive.

"How about, shut up! I am having hangover, and I am low on vodka." Nikolai yelled out, throwing the empty bottle away, shattering it.

"Oh dear." Luna said in a low voice, Takeo noticed however.

"Nikorai, a dishonorabre, firthy man."

"Agreed Takeo." Rarity said, with charm, and with a hint of what Nikolai swore was smartass.

"Wait, Nikolai is much more than a disgusting man, he truly cares for his country." Luna called out.

"HOOAH! Серебро на моей стороне! Давайте пить." Nikolai said, getting up to cheer her on. Celestia, however, used whatever magic she had to pick up the others and walked towards Dempsey instead.

"This isn't over." Luna said. Takeo nodded, gaining resentment against the moon deity.

The eight finally got to Dempsey, who looked over the others and spoke.

"Alright, here's the deal, don't fuck with me, and you'll get my help."

"Understood Tank!" Rainbow saluted.

"Ya know, ya don't have ta use that there language ya'll are usin'." Applejack pointed out.

"What do you know, you're a hick." Dempsey aimed his gun out the window.

"Now wait just a gosh darn minute, I ain't no hick!"

"Double negative, that means you're a hick." Dempsey said.

"Oh look, Dempshey isn't a dumbass after all again, haha. You are still a dummkopf Dempshey."

"Fuck you Kraut." Dempsey flipped the bird at the German, which finally set off Twilight.

"Hey, you don't insult my friends like that!"

"I just did." Dempsey said, raising an eyebrow at the fact that there were no zombies.

"You insulted my friend Applejack, and then you insulted Richtofen..."

"I don't give a shit about Dicktofen."

"Why you..."

"Twilight, enough!" Celestia spoke with regal authority.

"But Princess..."

"No buts, you are royalty, and should act like it, and royalty do not insult anypony in public."

"Yeah, apologize." Dempsey said in a smug tone.

"We need to leave." Richtofen said.

"Why?" Nikolai asked.

"No reason, let's go." Richtofen pulled a single marble from the bottom of the pile, causing it to crash down and promptly ran out the door. The others looked at the room itself and saw fog appearing. Dogs barking and howling filled the air as they started to appear.

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!

"Oh no..." Twilight said.

"All my life I've been debating,
All the crows, they sit there waiting
Wondering what I'm going to eat.
Until I have it,
I can't sleep.
I finally see you on the floor,
Your heart's not beating any more.
My lust for you just can not wait.
Your skin, it tastes like chocolate.
Staring blankly at the sun,
Waiting for my time to come.
Your happy life, it makes me sick,
All the screaming sounds like music."

"Lucid are my pooling dreams,
Someone tell me what they mean.
There's an iron smell of blood in the air,
but I can't find it anywhere."

"I've been waiting for someone
To find me and become a part of me."

"Part of me."

"I've been waiting for you to come here
And kill me and set me free..."

"I've been waiting for..."

"Blood's flavor is so metallic,
It's smell makes me go fanatic...
Texture that I find in you is as thick as viscous glue..."

"My senses have become so keen,
With all I touch and all I see.
There's an iron smell of blood in the air,
And now I see it everywhere. "

"I've been waiting for someone
To find me and become a part of me."

"Become part of me."

"I've been waiting for you to come here
And kill me and set me free."

"I've been waiting for the one."

"I've been waiting for the one."

"The one."

"I've been waiting for someone..."

"I've been waiting for you to come here and kill me,
And set me free."

"I've been waiting for..."

"I've been waiting for you to come here and kill me..."

"I've been waiting for..."

I'll be waiting Eddy, hehehe...

Author's Note

Holy crap, my compy is now good. You enjoy my work after such a long ass hiatus. Later.

Also on a different note, my editor has suffered from a sports related concussion, so the next few chapters are going to be a bit more sloppy. Thanks for the wait, enjoy.

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