New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

-September 1945, Near Breslau, Germany-

A flash appeared near the center of device. When it dissipated, four humans and eight ponies were standing in the middle.

"Woah, where are we?" Dempsey asked.

"Oh, I do not feel well." Nikolai clenched his stomach before throwing up on the floor.

"Zat is normal my friend." Richtofen assured the rest of the group.

"Whatever... I c-can... oh Celestia!" Rainbow Dash dashed behind the machine and vomited herself. Nikolai approached the machine himself and noted something.

"This machine must polish big balls. Sorry guys, this will be worthless to you, because you have no balls, heh heh." Nikolai saw the unamused looks of the others... and just ignored them, taking to another drink from his vodka once more.

"Hmm, seems rike our guns... disappeared into thin air." Takeo said with wide eyes, or at least, as wide as an Asian man's eyes could widen.

"Aww shit, Tak's right, all we got are these crapass guns." Dempsey held out his M1911 handgun, clearly annoyed at the sudden bad luck.

"Shit, at least my... OH NO, I'm low on vodka!" Nikolai looked in horror as he saw that he had only two bottles of vodka left.

Rarity sighed at the drunkard's idiocy. Oh how she wished she was at home, in her own high thread count bedsheets, resting her heavy eyes. Her mane was disheveled, her make-up was starting to smudge from the constant sweating and was to the point of exhaustion. She wanted to cry, she wanted to be alone, she wanted to be back home. Two hours in this strange new world and already she knew that this was hell.

"I miss Sweetie Belle... I miss mother and father... I even miss Spike..."

"Who?" Takeo asked.

"Spike is my assistant, a dragon." Twilight answered.

"A dragon! Ohh, sounds honorabre."

"And Sweetie Belle is my sister. Oh, she must be crying her poor little eyes out right now, worried for me, maybe thinking I'm... dead." Rarity broke down here and there and began to sob loudly.

"Ahh, shut up with waterworks, you're making headache worse!" Nikolai complained.

"Nikolai, Ah know ya don't like Rares but ya gotta give her a break. Can't ya realized she's down and under?" Applejack said, taking off her hat.

"Umm... what answer might get me more vodka?"

Applejack deadpanned, and just went up to her friend and held her tight. The others did the same, and they all wanted the same thing.

"We have to go home." Luna said simply.

The scene would be moving, but Dempsey was more annoyed than touched, Nikolai didn't care because he was drunk, Takeo had a stone cold face, and Richtofen...

"Okay zen, zat vas moving. So how about we split up? Takeo, his friends, mien friends, und I go right, und ze rest of the group und Dempshey go left. Sound Wunderbar?" Richtofen finished by clapping his hands together.

"Sounds good to Nikolai!"

Applejack wasn't too keen on going with Dempsey, especially after so many times of being called a hick by him during the short time they spent together, but she was willing to suck it up and deal with it, like a real Apple family member would.

Fluttershy on the other hand was absolutely terrified of Richtofen. His sick, twisted sense of humor, his insatiable bloodlust, and his tone. His strange comments towards Nikolai were just plain strange however. She took a big gulp and tried to speak up.

"Umm, I... I don't w-want to go w-with Richtofen... He's..."

"Alright, so long as I don't have to see your face, Dicktofen." Dempsey replied.

"Does anypony hear me?"

"Ja, let's go now. SCHNELL! VAUS, VAUS!" Richtofen yelled out, running to the right door. Pinkie and Twilight broke their hug to go with him. Applejack and Luna broke their hug to go with Nikolai. Celestia and Rainbow Dash hovered over to Dempsey and the three nodded in almost perfect synchronization. Rarity looked over to Fluttershy, her closest friend and smiled. The two went to Takeo, but Fluttershy was very nervous around Richtofen.

*SAM!*

Dempsey, Nikolai, Celestia, Luna, Rainbow Dash and Applejack went into the building and saw a not too surprising amount of destruction.

"This is still cleaner than home." Nikolai mused.

"Just how much more disgusting can you be?" Rainbow asked, annoyed.

"I have been wearing same pair of underwear for two months now."

"Oh, sorry I asked..." Rainbow gagged, but she kept her lunch down well.

"Wow Nikolai, that's disgusting." Dempsey said as he brought an M1897 Trench Gun from the wall.

"And your underwear isn't?"

"I'm going commando now, fatass."

"Commando?" Luna looked to her sister, who shrugged herself.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Pff, who needs 'em?" Applejack said to herself.

*GAHHGAHH*

"Aww crap, I knew it!" Dempsey ran over to the nearest window and sure enough, a wave of zombies were breaking down the set up boards. He aimed his shotgun and fired, killing two at once and wounding another.

"Oh, I'm sorry you died, NOT!" Dempsey pumped the slide and fired again, killing the last zombie.

"Let us go forward, comrades!" Nikolai yelled, running to the blocked staircase and smashing into it. Celestia sighed and used her magic to move the junk out of the way.

"Let's go!" The group of six ran off and came to the raised bridge and saw the other six across it.

"Umm, this might hurt mighty." Applejack nervously inched towards the edge of the broken handrail.

*ERAAAAHHH*

"Ah, forgit it!" The two humans and four ponies jumped down, feeling the pops in their knees as they landed, they saw the other six jump down from the edge of their broken handrail.

"So, how's your story?" Rainbow Dash asked Twilight.

"Pretty bad, not so surprising."

"Mind telling us?"

"Later, pull ze switch, Dumkoffes!" Richtofen yelled as he aimed his Thompson at an oncoming horde of zombies. Celestia ran behind the generator and had a look of confused horror.

"Is that... a hand?!"

"I don't know Fraulein, pull it up or some shit!"

As Celestia pushed the switch up, Fluttershy turned around to see a zombie about to attack. In a state of fear, she locked up, and saw her life flash before her eyes.

-5 minutes ago-

Fluttershy, Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rarity all walked into the factory and saw various junk lying on the ground.

"This place is a mess." Rarity muttered out loud.

"Ja, und all because of zombies. So not wunderbar." Richtofen replied.

"Hmm, you think we can turn this junk into super cool stuff?" Pinkie suggested.

"We could, but ve don't have ze time, patience, or skills."

"Hmm, can we do it on the go?" Twilight asked.

"Maybe not, but we can at reast buy that gun there." Takeo said, pointing to the Thompson submachine gun outline on the wall. Richtofen put his hand to it and got the weapon in his hands.

"Oh, I can't wait to fire this. Oh, ze blood vill spill... all over mein face... Ja." Richtofen moaned, bringing Fluttershy to shock and fear.

"What's wr..." Rarity was soon met with a blur suddenly hiding behind her from the doctor.

"Honestly, can't you just trust me, I'm a doctor!"

"NO, you're scary!" Fluttershy yelled, although her quiet voice made it sound like Pinkie Pie was talking.

"Ohh, Fraulein... scary doesn't even begin to describe me." Richtofen keep his tone low and genuinely fear-inducing. Fluttershy locked up, and couldn't move.

"Oh my, look at her face."

"DOCTOR, please apologise to Fluttershy!" Twilight chastised the doctor.

"Umm, zat, can wait."

*SAAAAAAAAAA...AAAM*

"RUN EVERYPONY!" Pinkie screamed as she pushed the debris away from the top of the staircase. The six saw the other six inching towards the edge of the broken handrail.

*ERAAAAHHH*

"JUMP!" Rarity yelled, with little objection. The six felt their knees pop and were squinting in pain, but adrenaline was high, so they shrugged it off.

*SPRCKCK*

Fluttershy felt something hit her face. She put a hoof to it and felt...

"B-B-B-Blood?!"

"Ja, it is, und it splattered all over you, not ME!" Richtofen opened fire at the undead. Takeo readed for the box and the weapons cycled. What came up was a cymbal monkey, with dynamite attached to the back.

"Is it year of the monkey?" Takeo asked as he grabbed the strange toy.

"Hey look, Takeo is fucking a monkey!" Nikolai taunted, garnering dirty looks from Rarity and Takeo.

"Ignore him, he is drunk." Takeo suggested.

"Agreed."

Dempsey hit the chest, and saw a good surprise.

"Guess Santa got my letter this year." Dempsey said as he grabbed the Ray gun, replacing his M1911.

"Vell, zat is nice Dempshey, but ve just finished."

"What?" Dempsey looked to see the horde was finished off. Everyone soon relaxed as they reloaded their weapons.

Nikolai sighed and looked at a shot glass full of vodka.

"Последний напиток, жалость." Nikolai downed it and saw the box had given him a molotov cocktail.

"I have better weapons at my pig farm." Nikolai grabbed the weapons, clearly unhappy.

"They're almost here." Luna said, sensing the horde coming again.

"Lock and load asskickers, it's juicing time!"

"All my atrocities
Come by way of reciprocity.
I'm chewing the bones of my own reprieve"

"Death be my dignity
Execute hemlock philosophy.
Poison fills the cup of the carpenter"

"NO!
Love lost on me.
MORE!
Life so costly."

"No reason,
For grieving."

"No.
LOVE LOST ON ME!
More...
LIFE SO COSTLY!"

"Bring me down with
SEVEN POINT SIX TWO HIGH VELOCITY!"

"I can see them everywhere they're
All around me they're,
Waiting for me."

"Descending un-
Relenting."

"Beauty of annihilation."

"Your curiosity
Feeding off my animosity."

"And reason
Is treason."

"DOWN! With all that's good and clean and you can't fucking annihilate me!"

"Bring you down with
SEVEN POINT NINE TWO AND NO IMPUNITY!"

"I can see them everywhere they're
All around me they're,
Waiting for me."

"Descending un-
Relenting."

"Beauty of annihilation."

"Death so beautiful.
Looks so beautifu-ul.
Death so beautiful.
Looks so beautiful on me."

"I can see them everywhere.
I can see them everywhere I go-o.
I can see them everywhere they're
All around me they're waiting for me."

"I can see them everywhere.
I can see them everywhere I go.
I can see them everywhere they're
All around me they're waiting for me."

"Descending un-
Relenting."

"Beauty of annihilation looks
Like your prophet was mistaken. Is
Life really gone or just been wasted
Doom so close that I can taste it."

Author's Note

My editor is currently very busy, so he'll not edit for a few weeks. Hope this won't affect the quality of my stories.

Enjoy DER REISE!