New Worldz, Complete Hell

New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

Nikolai went through the box and grabbed a .357 Magnum.

"Looks okay, light and powerful... Like Little Nikolai."

"Oh ja, light und powerful." Richtofen chuckled a bit at that remark. He went through the box, and grabbed an MG42.

"To kill quickly, ja! Vith skill? No." Richtofen aimed his ridiculously huge weapon and fired. Many zombies fell, and blood spilt.

"I love to bathe naked, in your blood!"

"EEEP!" Fluttershy eyes shrunk to pinpricks at how the doctor was thoroughly enjoying his work.

"I hate to say it, but that is exactly what we need to do Edward." Celestia said.

"I zought you hated ze violence."

"I do, but we don't have much of a choice, do we?"

Richtofen smiled viciously, and nodded furiously.

"Ja! Box!" Richtofen opened the box and the weapons cycled. It soon hit a PPsH-41.

"Zis vill do quite nicely, oh yes it vill." Richtofen said in a low tone as he threw aside the M1928.

"I want that gun." Nikolai said in a low tone.

"Why? So you don't have to really 'aim'." Pinkie said in a mocking tone.

"Actually, yes." Nikolai said as he used the box and got a PPsH-41 too.

"Da, this is same weapon used to kill second wife. It was accident." All the mares had shocked looks, even Luna and Applejack. "She talked too much."

"What was that?" Rarity asked.

"Who cares?" Dempsey said as he used the box. It ended on the one weapon that could've been the very best.

"FUCK YEAH, WONDER WAFFLE!!!"

"Oh, I hate you so much American." Richtofen said.

"Jealous?" Dempsey said as he turned on the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Ja, you little shit."

Takeo used the box himself. It rolled and...

"Hehehehehehehehehehe..."

"AHAHAHAHAHA... BYE BYE!"

"Do not mock me, Bear."

"HAHA, Takeo was fucked by teddy bear." Nikolai mocked.

"Ja, und now ve need to find it!" Richtofen then had a thought.

"Let's try und activate zat zing in ze center... zing."

"Nikolai can understand that."

"How though?" Twilight asked.

"Maybe we need to rink the tereporters." Takeo suggested.

"Sounds like a plan, Tak." Dempsey agreed.

"Alright, let's find 'em!" Rainbow took off to the air, before suddenly feeling sick and falling down.

"RAINBOW!!!" The mares rushed to her, and then Richtofen realized something.

"Ze element... it is too high in ze air."

"What?" Celestia wondered.

"It must be ze air, it is too toxic, ve vill need to go by land."

"Are you kidding me?" Rainbow said, struggling to get up.

"No, split up, open ze doors. Takeo, stay near ze center vith you fruends. Dempshey, you und ze rest of your stchupid fruends link zat teleporter. Nikolai, my friend, go to ze one closest to ze mainframe."

Everyone agreed, but...

"How do you know so much, Edward?"

"Oh, um..."

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

"Now is not ze time, move!"

The four groups split up. Dempsey went to the nearest teleporter with Celestia and Rainbow.

"How do we activate this?"

"I dunno, flip switches!" Dempsey yelled as the zombies ran into the factory.

"Fuck!"

*BRI BRP*

"You have 25 seconds to link to the main frame."

"25 seconds is all we got?"

*BRI BRP*

"Huh, Tak did it."

*Wrrrrrr*

CLR CKR CKL CRL CKRL CLR CKRRR CRK

A flash, and the three disappeared.

"Okay, so... how do we work this bitch?" Nikolai said, fumbling with the controls for the teleporter.

"I do not know." Luna plainly said.

"Great, I will just drink instead."

"How 'bout this?"

*BRI BRP*

"You have 25 seconds to link to the main frame."

"Ugh, now we have run to mainframe? So much fucking running!"

*BRI BRP*

"Hey-ey, the Japanese guy actually did it, whatshisface!"

*Wrrrrrr*

CLR CKR CKL CRL CKRL CLR CKRRR CRK

"Ehh, wait, won't I get..."

A flash interrupted the drunk, taking the three to the mainframe.

*BRI BRP*

"You have 25 seconds to link to the main frame."

"Now to let Takeo do ze vork."

"Edward, are you sure this thing works?" Pinkie asked.

"Positive, I am sure of it, more so zen ze first one."

"Good." Twilight said.

*BRI BRP*

The teleporter heated up, and then the group ended up with the others, who, to be honest, couldn't be more sick.

"AWW, the second time's worse!" Rainbow said before vomiting over the railing.

A power-up appeared across the field, a nuke.

"I got it!" Pinkie rushed to the power-up, where the zombies were climbing over the fence.

"Pinkie, are you... MMph!"

"Nien, let her." Richtofen told Twilight.

Pinkie almost realized that it was suicidal, but...

"KABOOM!!!"

Zombie heads blew up left and right, and the four soldiers looked at the machine.

"ME FIRST!!!"

"NIEN, ME!!!"

"I CARRED IT FIRST!!!"

"FUCK YOU, I'M FIRST!!!"

Rarity could only stare at the stupidity that was these four trying to stuff themselves into a small, cramped place, and use some machine!

"How we came to be with these people is beyond me."

"Me too." Twilight replied, just as baffled at the display.

"HAHA, Nikolai got Reaper!"

"I have a Gibs-O-Matic!"

"Yeah Tak, well I have a better Wonder Waffle!"

"Vell, I have a Reaper too!"

*RAGH* *SAM*

"Uh oh, this ain't good." Rainbow said, looking around too see the group surrounded by zombies.

"We need to move!"

The twelve survivors ran and ran, and went to the farthest teleporter, and began a last stand.

"EAT SHIT, ZOMBIES!!!"

"FOR THE RED ARMY!!!"

"BONZAIIIIIIII!!!"

"HAHAHA, HAHAHA, NYAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Fluttershy, in a moment of fear, hit the teleporter switch. As the electricity danced around them, the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ began to have a lot of electricity dance around it.

"Umm, what?"

"Oh, zat isn't good." Richtofen said with panic.

"Are we going to blow up?"

"Umm, maybe." Twilight answered Nikolai.

"Well... shit."

The Mane Six screamed at the top of their lungs while Celestia, Richtofen and Luna could only look in horror at this disaster.

*WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII*

BRRRRIIRMMMMM