New Worldz, Complete Hell

*Edmund, stop fooling around and contain these zombies!*

*I cannot help it, killing these things is almost better than sex!*

*You need help.*

*Ahh, screw you, these things aren't getting through. What would get through, idiots?*

At that point, both soldiers began to hear something.

*What was that Josef?*

*It's a tank, stop worrying.*

*Yes, I know it's a tank, but that doesn't sound like any other tank I've heard.*

*What are you blabbering about, you fool?*

*Wait, look!*

Edmund and Josef looked over to the contained area, and saw, a Russian TT-33 tank.

And it was moving towards them, crushing zombies, and attracting them too.

*Oh crap, get the radio and call for reinforcements!* Josef yelled.

*Yes!*

At that point, the tank broke through and was now loose.

New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

"Woohoo, fucking A++, bitches!" Dempsey yelled as he operated the tank with expect precision.

"Ohh, ahh, Nikolai does not feel good."

"Don't you dare vomit, especially onto me." Rarity said in disgust.

"Richtofen, I found a radio." Takeo yelled over the noise.

"Wunderbar, let me see."

Richtofen fiddled with the knobs until he came to an all-German broadcast.

"Huh, let me hear zis."

Ein russischer Panzer gesehen wurde rasend schnell verbreitet in Berlin. Weder der Sowjetunion, der DDR, noch Westen Deutschland erklären, dass dies eine Schulung und Beratung aller Bürger zu bleiben drinnen, und vermeiden Sie den Kontakt mit der Besatzung.

"What is that, Edward?" Celestia asked.

"Oh, apparently ve are vanted, hmm..." Richtofen wasn't feeling joyous this time, much to the surprise of Dempsey.

"I thought you'd want to do this shit!"

"Yeah, this is awesome!" Rainbow yelled out.

"Ja, but I prefer to mein kills to be..." Richtofen stopped, trying to find a word.

"B-b-b-brutal?" Fluttershy asked, fear still dripping from her voice.

"Nein, but zat vas a gut guess."

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" Fluttershy hid wherever she could, but the cramped space of the tank was not good for hiding.

"Not on my watch, Fruttershy." Takeo said, drawing an LAW rocket launcher.

*Whap whap whap whap whap*

"What the crap is that sound?" Dempsey asked no one in particular.

Twilight decided to open the hatch, and peek out.

She soon saw a massive device, not unlike Pinkie Pie's flight device. Twilight closed the hatch, and stared at the others.

"Flying thing that has no wings."

"Like a helicopter?" Pinkie Pie asked, confusing the others.

"Something I made before all of this, way before. It got wrecked."

"Heh, like fourth marriage. I fucking hate that bitch, and stripper."

Pinkie glared at the drunk.

"Werr, I wirr destroy this monstrosity!" Takeo took his LAW, went out the hatch, locked onto the heli, and fired. He went back in, closed the hatch and waited.

*BRMM*

All they heard was the Tank moving, the whaping stopped.

"So, did we get it?" Nikolai asked no one in particular.

"I hope..."

*CRRSH*

"Nevermind." Twilight put on a deadpan look on her face.

"Whoo, it is hot in here." Richtofen decided to take off his jacket.

"You better not get buck nude in here, Richtofen." Dempsey yelled in his usual tone.

"Now vhy vould I do zat?" Richtofen lied, stripping down to his underwear.

"You, you just stripped down to your undergarments." Luna replied incredulously.

"No I didn't." You can guess what happened.

"God dammit Dicktofen, put some fucking pants on!" Dempsey didn't even look towards the German in fears of become blind by his worst ally's... virility.

"Is good thing I have vodka." Nikolai said as he downed the entire bottle in his hand.

"Oh, I wirr not forget this for many a year!" Takeo yelled in disgust.

"Vhatever, I feel vunderbar!"

"Get some damn pants." Dempsey said in a stern tone. "As a matter of fact, put yours on!"

"Umm, nein, I just... lost zem." Richtofen said as he threw his clothes out the cockpit, while facing Nikolai, who passed out shitfaced.

"Edward, this is outrageous!" Celestia chastised the doctor.

"Alright, we are stopping by this store, steal some fucking clothes, put them on, and keep them on!"

"Fine." Richtofen jumped out of the tank with an MP40 at hand, and no shoes.

"That was utterly disgusting! AGH!!!"

"Hell yes Takeo. Hell yes." Dempsey said as he brought out his M16.

Several minute passed, before they heard some German troops, and then gunfire.

"AHAHAHAHA, Zis is much, MUCH better zen ze undead!"

"EEEEEP!!!" Fluttershy fainted at that phrase and Richtofen hopped in, now in some kind of prototype spacesuit.

"What the hell is that?"

"Just drive American!"

"Quick question." Takeo asked.

"What is it?" Rainbow asked.

"Where are we going?"

"Russia." Richtofen replied.

"The motherland." Nikolai got up quickly. "Quickly comrades, eastward to Moscow!"

"Nein, ve must find somezing zere."

"But... vodka distillery..."

"Ve vill find one soon enough."

"YAAAAAAY!!!" Nikolai yelled.

"That our Nikolai." Applejack said.

"Yes, OUR Nikolai."

And so, our heroes traveled across the East German border, as well as various Soviet Bloc states, all to get one step closer to their goal.

Freedom.

Hey, writer, you better have something big in store for us!

I do Dempsey.

Right, Black Ops I isn't gonna write itself.

It already did.

Whatever, let's end this chapter, and get back to Six, I wanna see if I'm awesome.

Alright.