New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

Shortly after their stint in East Berlin, the twelve zombie survivors have decided to get out of their tank, which had run out of gas, and began to move along the countryside by foot/hoof.

"Ugh, so much fucking walking." Nikolai complained.

"Be grateful that there are no zombies, you drunken wretch." Takeo retorted.

"Yes, I don't think fighting these things would be good for my complexion." Rarity added.

"What complexion? We've been fighting for... what, three days already, we all know that we look like shit, all of us." Dempsey retorted.

Rarity grimaced, knowing that it was true. Her mane had lost it's lustrous shine, it's magnificent curls, was unkempt. Her hooves had lost their luster and was now gathering dirt, grime and blood. Her coat had become off-white, and the stench, for a lack of personal hygiene had, for a lack of a better term, gone to massive heights.

"That wasn't very nice, Tank." Applejack pointed out.

"Hey, it's the fucking truth, and truth can hurt sometimes."

Applejack sighed, knowing all to well what that meant.

"Yeah, Ah suppose."

"Ja, ja... it's getting dark, ve set up camp here for ze night." Richtofen ordered the group.

In mere minutes, the group had managed to set up a campfire, and were now sitting down for the night.

"So, as ve just been zrough, zere indeed ozzer humans in zis vorld, and many of zem are villing to kill us." Richtofen said plainly.

"To be fair, Edward, we did provoke them." Celestia reminded the German.

"Vell, it vas Dempshey's idea."

Celestia grimaced at this, knowing all too well that she happened to become quick friends with the soldier.

"And it worked, didn't it?" Dempsey retorted.

"At least we don't have to worry about any mean zombies, right guys?" Pinkie said, trying to be optimistic.

"Indeed, we sharr enjoy this respite from fighting, however brief it may be." Takeo said.

"Tak, buddy, you need to relax, take a load off." Dempsey told the Japanese warrior.

"I agree, you have worked so hard to protect us from those wretched zombie, and their filthy hands." Rarity said, digging at the ground a bit as she used her spell to find gems to take the edge off.

"Da, I shall relax with drink." Nikolai drank a gulp of vodka, then smacked his lips.

"Indeed, this world is unlike any we've ever seen." Luna said.

"Yes, the constant violence is unlike any world I could've thought. I hope my little ponies are alright."

"Why is that?" Dempsey asked.

"You see, in our world, Celestia and Luna perform very important actions, controling the sun, and the moon, respectively." Twilight said, letting the egghead in her come out.

All the humans jumped at this news.

"Ohh... controrring the heavens? You have gained much honor in my eyes, Cerestia." Takeo said as he bowed towards Celestia.

Luna scrunched her face and turned away, not liking being ignored by this... heathen.

"Thank you Takeo, but you should praise my sister as well, she is just as important to the world as myself."

"..." Takeo remained silent, then bowed at Luna.

Applejack could tell that this wasn't a sincere motion, but let it be.

"Oh, come on! Are you even gonna try?" Rainbow Dash interjected.

"What concern is it of yours, brash one?"

"I'm saying that you're just sucking up to the princess even more than Twilight."

"HEY!"

"Hey-ey, that is not good thing to say, suka! All comrades must work together to build up true socialist nation. Luna has managed to impress me, and so has Applejack. You are *Urp*... you are just jealous." Nikolai called out at Rainbow. Takeo was surprised at Nikolai actually defending him, and merely took it with a grain of salt.

The group went quiet. No one spoke or moved a muscle.

"Vell, let's just rest, it has been a long time since ve rested." Richtofen said as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Richtofen is right, we must rest." Twilight said in agreement.

"Yeah, some sleep would be nice." Dempsey set his back carefully on the ground.

"Okay, nighty night." Nikolai plopped over, falling asleep instantly.

"Might as well." Luna said.

Soon everybody/everypony was fast asleep.

-Several hours later-

"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Fluttershy's scream alerted the group, and then noticed why...

"Zombie monkeys!" Nikolai screamed as he tried to crawl away from the beasts.

"NOOOOOOO!!!" Fluttershy tried to hold down her tears, but couldn't.

"Ah shit, as if human zombies weren't enough!" Dempsey said as he took his M16 and fired at the undead creatures.

Takeo gritted his teeth and took out his AK-74u and fired at the zombies.

Richtofen took his SPAS-12 and blasted each creature with blasts of buckshot.

"Filthy creatures!"

"Well, ain't this great?" Rainbow complained as she hovered over the ground, holding Pinkie Pie.

"Quickly, we must move!" Richtofen ordered the group. The twelve survivors began to run towards whatever direction they began running, only to find a strange device.

"What is this?" Luna asked.

"I don't know, maybe I can vork vith it. Everyone on, now!" Richtofen began to fiddle with the device.

"Hurry, my ammo count is low!" Nikolai yelled out, forced to use his M1911.

"Same here, Doc!" Dempsey switched to his M1911 too.

"I am out!" Takeo took out his M1911, ready to fire.

Richtofen then pressed a button.

Guardrails rose up and then the device began to float up.

"Oh, are we flying? W-we are flying!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Nikolai screamed like a little girl.

Richtofen, not used to the sudden movement, dropped his shotgun.

"Noooo... I liked zat."

"What manner of magic is this?" Luna asked.

"I do not know, but you have to admit, this is actuarry pretty fun!" Takeo said in an uncharacteristic amount of glee.

"Speak for yourself... OHHH!!!" Nikolai began to vomit over the railing.

"Where are we going?" Twilight asked in panic.

"I zink ve're going over zere." Richtofen said, pointing at what appears to be a rocket launching facility.

"Whoa, it's some huge rocket or something! Where are we?" Dempsey exclaimed.

"I don't know, I don't know." Richtofen said quietly.

The survivors were now at an abandoned Soviet launching facility, and Samantha was ready to play her game once more.

Author's Note

Hey, I'm back, bitching.

Seriously though, expect Call of the Dead to be less interesting.