"If Equestria was a candy cane, we three would be the tumors."
"But... candy canes don't get tumors."
"E-f*squee*ing-xactly."

All three of them woke up just outside of a lake within a massive cake network. None of them have any explanation or memory as to what happened prior to the situation. Nor are they the most rational of beings within existence. All of them, however, do possess the ability to open the eyes of Equestria in their own unique way... even if that way might involve driving everyone they meet into thinking they're missing a few screws...

Written by Grisaille. Thanks to Cheyenne for idea contribution. Rated T for language.