Running From Slender: Michael Gets Amnesia

Runing From Slender: Michael Gets Amnesia

"All in."

"Fold."

"Fold."

"All in."

I looked at War, whose helmeted forehead was somehow sweating. I grinned smugly at him. "You sure? I don't think I have enough room for anymore of you're money, bro."

"I'm sure. All in."

I smiled and layed my cards on the table. "Full house."

War looked at me. He layed his cards down slowly. "Straigh flush."

My mouth dropped, and he laughed. He scooped my entire pile of chips, which was at least a foot tall, in front of hisself. I clenched my fists. He laughed harder, along with Famine and Pestilence, who were laughing at my failure. I stood up and flipped the table. I then proceeded to yell out every obscenity I knew, ending with a "complete, and absolute horse shit!"

War spoke up "Well you shouldn't have went all-"

"You shut your whore mouth! You don't get to speak to me!"

He chuckled, got up from the table, and pointed at the now scattered chips with a finger that was suddenly flaming. They turned into a stack of paper. Green paper. That should've been MINE. Damn it all!

"Will You Turd Burglars Shut Up!? I'm Trying To Sleep!"

I looked at Death, who was leaning out of a door wearing some pajamas and and old school pajama hat. They had kittens on them. Oh... My... God. I attempted stifling my laughter, but it was futile. The noise burst out of my mouth at top speed, and it hit Death in the face.

"HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ERMERGERD!!!! KITTENS!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Laugh it Up Cock Sock!"

"I plan to semen demon! Hahaha!"

He grumbled and stepped back into hi room, and I just kept laughing. Death, the one thing that decides your life span, wearing pajamas with small fluffy mammals on them? Tee-hee.

A few minutes later, I was done laughing. Granted, my body hurt from it, but I was done. I got up and looked at a watch on my wrist. A Timex™ to be exact. I read 00:00. Right, time doesn't apply here. I shrugged and opened a portal to The Forest. It was where I imprisoned Slender Man after killing him and myself, and I always went there to care him. I t was fun for the first, oh I don't know, 5,000,000,000 Earth years, and 3 Equestrian years, but now it was losing it's appeal.

Sure, He deserves it, but does he deserve my time? Granted it's endless, but still. It's the idea that matters. Maybe I'll kill him? Yeah, that sounds fun! Forever this time! No more Slender Man! Well i'm not going to. He's already dead. Can't kill the dead. I'll probably just turn him into a child and send him to a dimension thats just a burning building full of flame retardent pedophiles. That'll do.

I stepped through the black swirling portal toThe Forest. It was dark, and quiet. Too quiet. Usually, you'll hear a few crickets, but tonight? Nothing. Zip Zilch. Equivalent of nothing. I started to walk in to the forest to look for Slender Man who has probably woken up and started looking for notes, when I heard a voice.

'michael. don't do it tonight, something is going to happen here.'

"Hey, we agree'd that you wouldn't talk anymore! You make me want to do bad things!"

'it's in my nature! but i'm serious don't go into the forest tonight. do it tomorrow.'

"Can't, gotta kill him. Now really, go hang out with Jeff, or SCP! I know you can do it, Slender Mane."

'fine. i'm leaving for good. never coming back. goodbye. see you never. adi-'

"LEAVE!"

I didn't hear anything anymore, so I took the form I used to scare Slender Man. I'm a good six feet tall normally, but this form made me at least twelve feet tall. my face twisted into something akin to Slender Mans, but flesh colored, not white. I reached into nothing and pulled out some black contacts, the left one having a single red pupil, and some red paint. I used my tendrils to apply them. The red paint was used for the fake glasgow smile scar, and the contacts were used for condoms. Or for my eyes.

I stalked through The Forest in a lurchy movement, looking for Slender Man. I went to each area that had a note, but they were all gone! all except one. It was the one at the silo's, and I waited for Slender Man to arrive. I slid back into the shadows of a tree. Or tried to.

I was thrown to the ground by Slender Man. He thrust down with his bladed tendrils. I rolled back, and was about to charge when he turned to mist and flew off. How did he get his powers and memory back!? I took them from him! I got up and turned to mist myself and pursued the runaway demon. he was fast, but I was faster. I caught up to him, and absorbed him.

I turned back to original form, and was about get Death to help me wipe his memories, when I felt a vise in my head. It felt like a cold hand picking my brain apart. I dropped to the ground and started screaming in pain. Oh god, It was terrible. Worse than when I don't have any monster and have the flu and have a migraine. I thrashed about, trying to get it out. I stood up shoulder checked a tree, trying to focus the pain else where.

I then started punching myself in the nuts. Anything to try and get this pain out of my head. I heard a voice in my head, but it was colder, and more malice filled than Slender Manes.

'you thought you could keep me here forever?! ha! i will get my revenge on you for putting me here!'

"GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!"

I screamed my pain to the sky above. I then forgot why I was there. All I knew was that I was in pain. Then, I forgot why this was happening to me. What is going on here, why is this happening!? Then I forgot who My friends were. They were, strong, and... important, right? Then, I forgot who I was.

"Who... Am I?!"

No matter who I was, I was in pain. God, Just make it stop! I got an idea, a crazy one, but an idea. I used my powers, ones I had no idea how to work, to try and take me away from this place. Maybe this place is causing the pain, and leaving will make it stop.

A glowing green portal opened up, and i jumped through it, leaving my memories, and a hungry... thing behind me. It was watching me, i'm sure. What does it want? Irregardless, I was being pulled somewhere. Somewhere colorful. With ponies?

_I_I_I_

I was sitting in another boring court, listening to my infernal nephew complain about his servants being to leisurely.

"-and that is why you should have them fired and kicked out of the castle! Aunty, are even listening to me? Aunty!"

"Yes Blueblood, unfortunately, I am concious enough to listen to your incesant babbling."

He got a comical look of hurt and anger on his face. The two guards assigned to court stifled laughter, and I nodded to them, letting them know that they can laugh. They did, and Blueblood's face contorted in rage.

"How dare you two laugh at me! Aunty, I demand that these two be dishonorably discharged, and gelded for insolence!"

"And I demand that you quit being such a pompous ass!" the guards and I laughed.

"Aunty! How could you!? I know how! you picked it up from that disrespectful whelp, Michael!"

I stopped laughing immediately, as did my guards. They got the silent message, and moved to apprehend my nephew. They grabed him and held him to the ground. One produced a flog from his armor, and held it up with his magic.

"Blueblood. You are sentenced to fifty lashes for insulting the Hero of Equestria, who defeated an army of beings immune to Hamony. He was also a Super Sexy Ultra Male. How do you Plead?"

"Not Guilty!"

My mouth dropped. "I just watched you do it!"

"Is that your accusation? That you watched me do it?"

"Yes!"

"But you didn't! You can't watch words! Therefore I am not guilty!" He looked hopeful.

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Steel Hoof, do it."

He nodded and began to whip my insolent nephew. Blueblood cried out in pain and I smiled inside. Celestia-1 Blueblood-0. After thirty lashes, he wasn't even making noises, just silently taking it. Hehehe...

"Your Highness!"

I looked at the door to the court, and saw Stellar Shield standing there looking flustered.

"What is it My Little Pony?"

"The statue of Michael is cracking!"

I quickly responded by flapping my powerful wings and taking off towards the town center of Canterlot. I had never flown so fast in my life, and was there in a minute, at the most. Guards had the citizens pushed back about twenty feet from the statue. When they saw me, they all bowed, and I told them to rise. They did, and I stepped towards the statue.

Stellar Shield was right, it's cracking. Fractures in the marble were all over it, and light was emaniting from them. I poked it with a tentative regalia clad hoof, and it broke. The statue crumbled to dust in front of me, and I had caused it. My mouth opened in a silent scream. I fell to my knees, tears already stinging the corners. Then this hppened:

The dust and rocks started glowing. Dimly at first, but then it got brigheter, the same way Michael died. It got too bright to look at, and I shielded my eyes. Then, *BABOOM*!!!!

I looked at the pile, which was now a body. The body of Michael!!! *SQUEE* I picked him up in my hooves and hugged him, but he didn't respond. I held him from me and he was unconcious. He looked almost the same as I remembered, except, his hair was grey. Prematurely it seems.

"Oohhhh..... What? Where am I?"

"Michael! You're awake! Yay!"

I hugged him, then he registered what was happening.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DEMON PONIES!!!!!"

He pushed out of my grasp and took off through the crowd.

"Guards! Stop him!"

They nodded and took off after him. I Looked at the statue's remains, and sighed. 'It seems that whenever he shows up, bad things happen, or will. Lets hope i'm wrong."