Running From Slender: Michael Gets Amnesia

Let's recap, shall we? First, i'm in an immeasurable amount pain, the next, i'm in a world of talking horses. Right now, I have three questions I want answered. Number one, Who am I? Number two, Where am I? And number three, Why am I running from horses? I'm like way more evolved than them, my brains way gooder than thurz is! I stopped running and turned to face my assailants.

A large red horse wearing golden armor was far ahead of the rest, and stopped when I turned.

"Bring it, bitch!" (why does that sound familiar?)

The red pony turned and tried to buck me, yelling "Michael, it's me, Big Macintosh!"

I grabbed its legs and flung it away from me. "Am I Michael?! And I don't know anyone named 'Big Macintosh'!"

He hit the ground and skidded away. Once he stopped, He sat up and looked at me. "What're you talkin' about, ah'm the first pony ya' met when ya' showed up in Equestria!"

"The first one I met was the white one with the wings and the horn, five minutes ago!"

He scrunched up his eyebrows, and was about to say something when the rest of his friends showed. They made a semi-circle around me, and the ones that had horns (about five) pointed them at me. The big one with horns and wings, and the really long mane showed up and stopped them from doing what they had planned to do.

"Michael! Why did you run?"

"Am I Michael!?"

She pulled her head back a little bit and got a cinfused look on her( I say 'her' becasue fuck you. Why does that sound familiar?) face. "Uh, Yeah."

"All right, that answers one question. Second question, where-" *CRACK*! A rock struck me right in the temple "- are my lucky charms?" I stumbled around, then hit the ground with a thud. Why is everything so familiar today? I'm gonna' take nap...

_I_I_I_

I looked into the crowd, and saw Blueblood standing there, his horn's aura dissapating. "Thats what happens when you punch royalty, peasant!"

My face was probably red from anger. "Big Macintosh?"

"Yes yer' Majesty?"

"Please apprehend my nephew," I spat out the word 'nephew' with much venom " and beat him until he is is black and blue."

"With pleasure, yer' majesty."

Big Mac sauntered over to my now shaking-with-fear nephew, and grabbed him by the mane in his teet, and dragged him away.

"No, please, NOOOO!!!! Not Big Mac! Anypony but him!"

I kept quiet, letting the large red pony drag away the smaller white pony, who was crying in fear. It's understandable, Big Mac has some very unconventional ways of torture, but I authorized use of them only on Blueblood. I looked away from the sight, and back to the now unconcious human laying in the middle of the street. I picked him up in my magic, and turned to my guards.

"You may all return to the castle. I will take Michael back to his quarters."

They all saluted, and began walking back to their barracks. I set Michael on my back, and teleported to his old room, right under mine. I set his sleeping form on the bed, and left. After hiding the makeshift toga that he used, which I had put on the wall after he 'died'. I sometimes gotlonely and would come in here and sleep next to it. Or sniff it. Sometimes.

_I_I_I_

I felt something... Off, about 'The Forest', as Michael so fondly called it. For the past few days, i've felt strange power building there, almost like shadows of memory were collecting there. Could Slender Man be remembering? No, Michael and I wiped them clean as a whistle. Right?

I got out of the bed and snapped my bony fingers. Now, instead of my awesomely comfortable pajama's, I was in my usual black robes, holding my large scythe. I waved my flesh devoid hand, and a black portal opened. I stepped through, and into The Forest.

I scanned the area with my non-existent eyes, looking for something that would explain the odd power. I walked through The Forest looking for eiter Michael or Slender Man. I soon found both by the oil dums.

I saw Michael get ambushed by Slender, and then Slender ran off with Michael in tow. I dissapated into the air, and reappeared behind Slender Man, who was watching a glowing green portal. I lifted my scythe and swung downwards. It hit the Slender Being right where his spine would connect with his skull. Slender fell to the ground, and I flipped him over. Somehow he was still alive, and I felt his eyeless gaze upon me, as my eye sockets were upon him

"You're A Dick, And I Shall Reap Your Very Being, Then Wipe Memories Of You From Existance. You Will Never Have Existed, As Far As Anyone Is Concerned. Goodbye."

I put the tip of my blade on his chest, when he retaliated. His tendrils burst from him and encircled us both. He constricted them, pulling my blade into him, and me into the back of the blade. I tried to get away, but I couldn't. I did the only thing that could possibly stop him from absorbing me. I called the other three Horses.

I was able to hold myself from Slender's body, but not able to fully get away, when they appeared. War had flames on his body, his longsword drawn, Pestilence was standing in a cirlce of dead brown grass a light green glow on him, and a bag of seed in his hands. He liked it because it made his saying 'Spread My Seed Of Crippling Illness' that much more real. And Famine had a grey glow around him with a burger and a milkshake in his hands.

"Help!"

They nodded and began to meld into each other. When they did, they melded into me. I started changing my form, ready to become whatever it is that te four combined Horsemen are. I felt flesh adorn my body, and clothes as well. Slender Man watched the whole thing, and when we finished transforming, he flipped out. Instead of trying to pull me to him, he pushed me off. I landed a couple feet from him, on my back.

I stood up, just in time to see Slender Man jump through a green portal. I sprinted, and jumped through, following him. After all, since that lazy fuck Michael won't do anything, I might as well. Or should I say We?