Running From Slender: Michael Gets Amnesia

I rushed Me. I stepped back and cocked his arm. When I got close, I let fly. I made direct contact with My fist. My face stopped, but my body tried to keep going. I ended up on my back, while I stomped my face. Over and over, My foot made contact with my face. I grabbed My foot bfore i could kepp stomping, and twisted. I fell to the ground next to me, and I rolled over on top of Me. (Confused Yet?)

I punched Me in the face. I kept punching, and punching, until I felt blood on my fist. Then, for good measure, I headbutted Me. I got up off of Me, and stepped back, panting. Then, I stomped Me in da nuts. I stopped after, lke, ten kicks, and looked at Me.

I loo- you know what, i'm just going to call Me Mike, cuz' this is starting to confuse me! Mike looked exactly like me, but his hair was black, whereas mine is almost grey. Wearing the exact same clothes as me, and judging by the bulge, the same size 'D' as me.

"Who might you be, bloody me?"

"I'm Death, and I don't know why I look like you."

"All Right. Why is your voice like that? It sounds cool."

"Cause magic. Oh, and by the way, there's guard that is about to burst in here."

True to his words, a guard threw open the doors to the dining room. He wasn't wearing a helmet, and his blue mane lokked wind blown, like he had been running.

"Your Maje-Michael!?"

I looked at the unicon and he looked at me with a face full of fuck. I smirked a shit-eating smirk and waved at him. I then looked at my doppleganger and poked him with the toe of my shoe. The guard shook his head. "Your Majesty! The Crystal Empire has returned! Out of nowhere!"

Celestia gasped. "Returned!? Quickly, organize the guard! Sombra wil-"

"No. I will go."

Celestia turned to look at me. "You don't even know wha-"

"No!" I bellowed. "I will go. One question. You got any baseball bats?"

_I_I_I_

He was walking through the forest, when he felt a huge spike of power, far to the north. He instantly recognized that he could use this power, but first, he'd need to get it. He used his all powerful shadows to locate were The Human was, and when he found him, he entered the chaotic field of rage and battle that is The Humans mind.

Inside was a landscape of ash. It looked like it was once a city, but now nothing remained, except for the ruins of a house. He walked to the house and entered. Immediatley, there was the sound of vicious growling. He turned his head and saw that infenal mutt stand in a burned doorway. It bared it's teeth and snarled, froth dripping from it's mouth.

He backed up a step, and readied his body. Tendrils appeared out of his back, and they moved to defend their host. The dog began to approach him, but stopped. It turned its head and whimpered, looking at... The Human! The human raised it's hand to calm the dog, and the dog walked to its master and obediantley sat next him. The Human looked at him, and He rasie a nonexistent eyebrow.

'who are you?'

'I am Michael. Or, his memory, to be exact.'

'what!? i took you and consumed you! you were delicious by the way. like a mix of straw berry and... mint?'

'That sounds delicious. Anywho, i'm here to make a deal with you. You get me and Colmillo outta here, you can take control of my body to get that power thats up north.To be honest, it was fun making this place, but now that there is nothing to destroy, its boring.'

He scratched his head. 'i... i can't take control of bodies.'

'Really? Well, just trick me. Since I am Michaels memory, he won't know that you aren't... Oh, lets say his horribly wounded brother. Ooh! Or maybe, since Michael was in the military, you could say that you were brothers, but you got cancer, and the military offered to try and treat it with a special program, but it made you into Slender Man! Just like Deadpool.'

...

'Fuck you, that's a geat idea.'

...

'Fine. I'm leaving. Do what you want. I'll just make Michael go to the Crystal Empire and use the power on himself.'

'no, wait!'

'It's too late. Michael is gonna go to the Crystal Empire, he's gonna take the power there, then... He is going to fucking destroy you. And probably the ponies. He's amnesiac, he won't know the attachment to them, but I will. I will weep for them, bu I will laugh when he tears you to pieces. Good luck, fag stick. You'll need it.'

_I_I_I_

I looked at Michael, whose eyes had become darker. The irises had turned from their ice blue, to almost black. His facial features basically said 'Not-to-be-fucked-with'. When he asked for a baseball bat, I took a step back.

"Why?"

He turned on his malice. "Becaue I asked for one."

My ears pinned back. "Aluminum or wood?"

He smirked. "Aluminum."

_I_I_I_

I couldn't believe that Michael had the nerve to talk to the princess like that! I know she likes him, but that doesn't mean that he should be able to intimidate her! Ooh! I wonder if the princess will reward me for thinking that. Oh, boy I hope she does, Because the princess' approval is all that matters to me. Princess this, Princess that, I'm Twilight Sparkle!

_I_I_I_

I sat on the grass, drinking a Monster. I swear, that's all Celestia has. Michael had left three days ago, and was expected back tomorrow. He'll be back in a few hours.

A Few Hours Later

See? I told you.

Michael walked into the castle. His shirt was bloody and ripped. His baseball bat was Bloody and dented. His clothes were.. You guessed it, bloody! I walked up to him and he held out a fist. I bumped his against mine and we both said "Brofist."

Celestia walked in and saw a bloody Michael. She gasped and galloped over to him. "Michael, What happened!?"

Michael and I looked at each other. We shook our headsand chuckled. "Celestia," he began " take step back. I'm covered in blood, My bat is dented, and I obviously have been in a fight. Now, do you realize how stupid that sounds?"

She nodded her head. "All right, I'll give you that."

"I kissed Sombra upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat, Cuz My Name Is Mud! I'm gonna sleep."

With that he fell over onto the ground and curled up.