Running From Slender: Michael Gets Amnesia

I stepped out of the room wearing the clothes The big white pony gave me (I really gotta learn their names) and man did I feel awesome. I had a pair of black Levi's™, some Vans™ and black shirt. I'm noticing an odd pattern here. All my clothes are dark! Did I like wearing these? Huh...

I began walking to the dining hall when, i realized, I have no freakin' idea where he hell this dining hall was. Is that even where they're eating? They could be eating in the big ones' room, or eating in the bathroom! I don't know the customs of this world! They could consume their dead! Maybe they praise some odd assortment of fruit for a godand messiah! I don't know!!!

*Cough*, excuse me, I don't know what came over me. But really, whose idea was it to leave the amnesiac alone and assume he would knows where he's supposed to go!? Well, at least they have staff all over this giant place. A lonemaid was walking down the same hall as I, and I stopped her.

"Excuse me, but do you know where the big white pony and her friends are eating?"

"Yo mean Princess Celestia andthe Elements? They are in the dining hall."

Poker face. "Where would that be?"

"Follow me, please."

I nodded and she turned around and started walking the direction opposite she had been and I followed. This castle  was huge! Marble floors and pillars, oil paintings of the big white pony and anothe that kinda looks like her, but blue and shorter, and stained glass windows that seeed to depict important events. I will break them all...

I shook my head, and turned to follow the mare, but when I looked at her, she had turned around and was facing me. Without a face. I gave a half cry and fell back wards. I started to scoot away, when my vision flashed and she had her face back.

"Sir, are you okay?"

I rubbed my eyes with one hand, and blinked a couple times. "Uhh... Umm, yeah. Yeah. I'm good. Lead on."

She looked a bit worried, but nodded and continued to the dining hall. I got up and followed after her. What the hell was that?

_I_I_I_

He was mistaken. Just a Hydra, not tentacles. He wringed blood from his hands and tendrils, a dead Hydra only ten feet away. He had started to feed off of it, but it had a terrible taste. It tasted how snakes smell. He resumed the walk he had been on when he was attacked, and soon found himsefl looking at the town were he had stolen the small filly from. He smiled (mentally) in rememberance of that day.

The way his bladed tendrils cut effortlessly through the parents neck muscles, how ecstatic he felt when he wrote those words on the wall... *sigh* Good times. But alas, he still had no idea what to do now. He could always terrorize the equines of this world. Or he could go after The human and trick him into destroying and killing everything on this world. Yeah, he'll take option number two.

He was about to walk back into the forest to plan, when he saw a colorful glint off to the west. He leaned his head in, knowing it wouldn't do anything to help him see, and he got the shock of his extremely long life. A rainbow beam to the face. It blew him backwards and he was out like a light.

_I_I_I_

I looked at the unconcious alicorn. She had stayed asleep, and thankfully, none of her guards showed up. I sighed and turned to the door. With a push it opened to reveal an equine in a maid outfit. Her hoof was raised, as if to knock on a door. Whoops.

"Just stay calm, stay calm!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Her ear piercing scream was sure to have been heard by every single guard in this place. I grabbed her mouth and shut it, keeping her eyes locked onto mine. I was using a bit of magic I learned a few millenia ago to put her to sleep for exactly six hours, six minutes, and six seconds. Why so specific? Cuz' I said so.

Her eyes fluttered and she passed out. I set her on a chair in the alicorns room, and closed the door behind me. I, being the Four Horsemen in one body, had quite a bit of magic at my disposal. Of course, it is all focused around what we symbolize. Fortunatey, I can work with that.

I stuck close to the wall as I walked down the hallway, making sure to tread lightly. I came to a corner and was about to turn it, when a guard patrol came running towards me. I pointed my hand at them, and put them into coma's. It would only last about a day, and they wouldn't miss anything. After all, this is a world full of small technicolor ponies. What kind of capers could they get into?

I continued down the hall, aimlessly, and soon was face to face with an entire hallway dedicted to stained glass. They showed a multitude of different things, like two alicorns fighting some type of dragon, another one with the same alicorns fighting each other, and several more with the same six ponies doing other boring shit. I shall break them all.

I turned to the wall behind me and punched it, allowing a chunk of marble to fall to the ground. I picked it up and measured it's weight. Good enough. I turned back to the windows and lobbed the rock through one, all in one motion. The stone bust through the glass and it shattered outwards. The sun caught the falling peices of glass, and shot a rainbow beam out towards a huge forest off to the east. Huh.

_I_I_I_

I sat in the dining hall with Twilight and her friends. They were laughing about something spike did, involving timerwolves and owing Applejack a debt. Oh, and 'Dragons Honor', whatever the hay that is. Sounds stupid. I used my magic to spoon a glob of cinnamin oatmeal  into my my mouth. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was in my face, with a shocked expression on her face.

"Oatmeal, are you crazy!?"

_I_I_I_

I followed the maid for a few more minutes. Eventually, we arrived, and I heard some laughing about spikes and whatnot. I Turned to the maid and thanked her when we both heard the sound of glass shattering.

"Oh, I'd better go check on that."

"Yeah, I'm gonna get some food."

She nodded and turned back down the way she came. I turned and opened the door, only to see the pink one in the big white ones face. The pink one exclaimed to the big white one "Oatmeal, are you crazy!?"

I stepped into the room and all heads turned towards me. I pointed at the pink one. "Go to hell, Oatmeal is awesome!"

The big white one siled at me, and the pink one hung her head and jumped back to her chair, doing a one-eighty in mid-air. She landed facing the table and idly picked at a platter of cupcakes. Seriously, cupcakes! If she gets diabetes and has to have her foo-, hoof cut off, I shall laugh my man-nipples off.

I scanned the table, and found that all ponies present were looking at me. I assume they wanted me to say somethng, and I'm not one to dissapoint.

"Who are all of you? you seem to know me, but I don't know who any of you are."

They all looked at each other, with odd looks on their faces. Then, the purple one looked at me. "Michael, My name is Twilight Sparkle."

The orange one waved and began "Mah' name's Applejack!"

White one "I am Rarity."

Yellow "M-my name's Fluttershy."

Blue "I'm Rainbow Dash! Fastest flyer in Equestria!"

And that leaves the pink one. "I'm Pinkie Pie!!"

She appeared out of absolutely nowhere and gripped me in a hug so bone shatteringly tight I couldn't feel my hands after the first second. I thunked quickly and decided that headutting her would be the best way to get out of her hold, but then, like a pony ninja, she back flipped off of me and landed in her seat, smiling that infuriating smile.

The big white pony chuckled and said "And I am Princess Celestia. Before you died three years ago, we were husband and wife, ruling over Equestria pea-"

"Princess." Twilight interuppted her.

"Oh fine."

I looked at her confusedly. Most of this, I could take. This place seems pretty peaceful, I could live here. And hell, If I get Lonely, that Princess Celestia seems to want me. What, don't you judge me! The body knows what it wants. Back to the point, why was I fucking naked!?!

"Why was I naked?"

Celestia looked at me with a small smile. "I detected a small amount of magic on your body. It was a simple spell that tricked the brain into ignoring the fact that you are naked. Since the brain likes to have a complete picture, it just did what was normal, made us think they're were clothes on you. Simple really. The real question is who put the spell on you."

"That would be me."

We all looked towards the door, where, I was standing. I got up out of my chair to look at me and saw that I had a white shirt on. I pulled my black shirt off and pounded my chest, yelling "Come at me bro!" I pulled his white shirt and I did the same, but I yelled "With pleasure, cuntmuncher!"

Shit's about to get confusing.