Facade: Trip And Grace In Ponyville

  Adam walked through the town, earning looks of confusion. He knew where he was headed. He knew where he was going to.

  "Not another one!" He heard a southern voice groan.

  He turned towards the source of the voice, looking at a mare setting her stand up. He pointed a finger at the cowpony. "GO SUCK MELONS" Adam loudly roared, laughing like crazy immediately after. He went up to the door of Trip and Grace's home, and pounded on the door repeatedly.

  Applejack watched as he was invited in, still confused.

  "Wherever these folks are from, they must take melon as a big insult." She told herself as she continued preparing the stand.

  It had only been a minute before she saw him shoved out the door to the home. The door slammed behind Adam and he immediately began pounding on it.

  "I GOT YOUR DILDO!" He screamed. He waved a straight, rainbow object in the air, still pounding on the door. "IT HAS MELON ALL OVER IT!"

  Adam angrily stopped away, and then caught sight of Fluttershy, who was walking through the marketplace wearing a pair of saddlebags, happily humming a tune as she trotted along. Adam went up to the pegasus pony, who froze. Adam stood over Fluttershy, looking at her.

  "Um... Hi?" Fluttershy softly and nervously said, lowering her head.

  She yelped when she felt herself lifted up into the air by Adam, who was hugging her. He then put her down after a second. Applejack, nor any of the ponies in the marketplace, didn't know how to react to what they just saw.

  "If my abilities weren't limited to comforting, hugging, and kissing," Adam told the blushing pegasus. "That would've been strangling."

  Several ponies gasped. Adam walked towards the direction of Ponyville's school.

  "This ain't going to end well..." Applejack thought out loud as she went up to Fluttershy, who was still staring at Adam walking away in shock. Her pupils the size of pinpricks and her mouth agape. "You okay Fluttershy?"

  Applejack got no response for several seconds. Suddenly, Fluttershy galloped off, crying.

  "That does it." Applejack muttered. She galloped towards the direction Adam went. After not to long, she reached the bright red schoolhouse. She could hear Adam inside scream something.

  "And it would look better if it were on my-" Adam said before pausing for a second.

  "Penis."

  Applejack herself gasped at the vulgarity of the man. He saw Adam walk out of the building, still casual. She angrily stomped up to the man.

  "What makes you think you can do that!?" She angrily asked. "Especially in front of a bunch of foals!"

  "Because FUCK THE POLICE!" He yelled, immediately running past Applejack.

  "Okay, Adam, I think this evening is over, you got to leave." Applejack heard Trip say.

  "HOW DID YOU DO THAT OMG!" Adam yelled, running the opposite direction from Trip.

  "Jesus Adam, we had enough. You need to go."

  "YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"

  Adam ran into the schoolhouse yet again, and slammed the door behind him. Trip, however, kept walking up to it. To Applejack's shock, she saw Trip phase through the door. He heard muffled gibberish coming from Adam inside the home. Soon, she saw Trip, grabbing onto a flailing Adam, phase out the door.

  "I'm sorry, but I don't know what the deal is with you tonight." Trip angrily muttered.

  "MELON MELON MELON MELON!" Adam screamed, trying to escape Trip's grasp on him. She watched as he kept yelling and screaming. Trip kept dragging the man all the way to the marketplace. Silence reigned the area yet again.

  "Well, finally glad to see Trip did something useful for once." Applejack happily smiled, chuckling. She went into the schoolhouse and saw Cheerilee in front of the door, as if she was about to open it. The students inside sat at their desk, talking to each other.

  "Did you see him too?" She asked.

  "Ah sure did. Trip got him and is taking him Celestia knows where." Applejack replied, looking at the street behind her.

  "I can't believe he would say such things in front of a bunch of young ponies like that!"

  "Ah can't believe it either. But at least Trip handled it."

  Several hours later...

  Adam went up to the door, glaring at all the animals cowering from him. The nature-based home made him feel indifferent about the place. He finally reached the wooden door, and knocked on it. After a second, the door opened. Adam saw a small rabbit looking angrily at him. He ignored the rabbit and went in, seeing Fluttershy lying on the couch bawling.

  "I'm sorry." Adam apologized.

  Fluttershy lifted her head up, her tear stained face and her red eyes focused on him.

  "W... What?" She asked, her voice sounding sore.

  "I'm sorry."

  Fluttershy smiled. "Really?"

  "Yeah. I'm sorry that I can't strangle you because of how fucking fugly your dumb face is." He replied. Fluttershy looked at him in severe shock, her mouth agape. Adam laughed as he left the room, ignoring the rabbit, also known as Angel, kicking and stomping his foot as he left. Fluttershy starting bawling yet again once the door shut.

  Outside, Adam stopped a few feet away from the door and pulled up the rainbow statue he stole from Trip and Grace's house. He looked at it for a few seconds. The the looked up and continued towards town, going into a run.

  "Why can't I fucking put this down." He said to himself as he ran.

  "Hey!" He heard a voice yell at him from above. He stopped and looked up and saw a rainbow pegasus known to everyone in the town of Ponyville as Rainbow Dash. "I heard what you did to Fluttershy!"

  "OH SHIT THE COPS!" Adam screamed. "FUCK THE POLICE!" He burst into a run. Rainbow Dash, confused for a second, looked at him. She then realized what was going on and took chase.

  "Get back here!" Rainbow yelled. "You're SO going to get it!"

  "MELON MELON MELON!" Adam yelled like a crazed maniac.

  In the marketplace in Pontville, Trip was outside with Applejack making a martini against Applejack's wishes. Applejack had given up trying to make Trip go away.

  Suddenly, Trip stood straight up, and his neck rotated in a complete circle several times like a radar for several seconds. Applejack grimaced at the inhumane and disturbing sight.

  "Okay, my Trip senses are tingling. I think someone needs to leave." Trip said, his arms bending forwards. He walked off towards the direction of Fluttershy's cottage. Applejack opened her mouth to say something, but immediately changed her mind.

  "It'll be better if Ah don't question it." Applejack muttered to herself.

  "Why won't you fall over!?" Rainbow angrily asked as she kept running into Adam, who was still running down the path.

  "BECAUSE YOU SUCK TRIPS RAINBOW DILDO!" Adam yelled, holding the rainbow statue up in the air.

  "Adam, I think this evening is over, you got to leave." Adam immediately stopped and looked around. Rainbow stopped too.

  "OH GOD WHERE IS HE!?" Adam loudly and frantically yelled, spinning around looking for Trip, He screamed when he felt Trip, who appeared mysteriously behind him, grab Adam. Rainbow got startled and spun towards Adam, seeing him get dragged off towards Ponyville. Adam repeatedly kicked and punched Trip, but Trip was not showing any signs of weakness.

  "We invited you over, but this is just not working out." Rainbow heard Trip angrily mutter as he walked away.

  "That was... Weird." Rainbow told herself, still staring at the two men.