Facade: Trip And Grace In Ponyville

  "Fucking shit." Adam muttered in bitter anger. "Fucking decorating."

  Adam walked along the street. Night time had covered the town of Ponyville in a cape of darkness. Most townsponies were now asleep. Adam, Trip, and Grace, however, didn't need to sleep. Adam looked around. His view soon focused on a distant castle, lit up like a flare in the darkness. The white bricks reflecting the light of the moon made the castle look beautiful. Adam, bored out of his mind, decided go there. However, walking would take him a long time. He decided to save the running for when he was getting away from Trip.

  "How can I get there the fastest?" Adam asked himself.

  Suddenly, as if a light bulb flashed on in his head, he came up with an idea. He looked towards the train station not too far from him, and saw a train pull in and screech to a halt.

  "I know! I'll take the gay train!"

  "Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you need to leave."

  Adam turned around just in time to see Trip grab him, and start dragging him off. Adam starting flailing around and started punching Trip in the face, however, Trip was not affected.

  "THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU FUCKER LET ME FUCKING LEAVE YOU MELON WHORE!" Adam yelled. Several citizens ended up looking out their windows to see what the racket was.

  However, Adam was confused when he was brought to the train station. Trip brought him inside a car and shoved him into a seat before leaving the car, shutting the door behind him. Adam immediately got up from his seat and attempted to open the door, however, he could only knock.

  "GOD DAMN IT!" He yelled.

  He then felt the train jolt forwards. He repeatedly knocked on the door in rage, wanting Trip to let him out. However, soon the train was at maximum speed.

  "Fucking shit. Next thing I know that lesbian book unicorn is going to have wings." Adam muttered to himself, going up to one of the windows. Nobody else was in the car he was in with him. Lights dimly lit the interior, and the walls shielded Adam off from the outside world. However, he noticed that the train was actually heading towards the destination he originally wanted to head to. He felt confused, wondering why Trip was bringing him to whatever that city was.

  "Fucking fag."

  The sun was now barely over the horizon, giving off it's light to the dark corners of the earth. Yet, Adam, still inside the train, refused to give a fuck. He sat down on the chair and stared out at the passing landscape. He would say something like melon if he wasn't on a moving vehicle on the side of a mountain.

  Soon, a train station pulled up, and Adam, still sitting down with both of his arms crossed, got up from his seat.

  "About fucking time." He angrily said. He went up to the door and opened it up. However, he soon realized that the train had yet to arrive at the station. Outside the door was a steep cliff leading to the ground possibly thousands of feet below. He looked out and saw the train itself had somehow disconnected from the rest of the cars. The only thing keeping the train from rolling back down was the brakes.

  He went to the back of the car and opened the door. He got out of the train and started walking up the tracks.

  "Adam!" Trip exclaimed, walking up to the man as Grace stood beside him. "Hey! God, it's been so long since we've seen you!"

  Adam immediately turned around and started to head back towards the train car, however, he then heard a metallic clank, and the train suddenly zoomed down the side of the mountain, derailing after a few seconds and plunging down the side of the mountain.

  "FUCKING BITCH!" He yelled in rage, his voice echoing across the land.

  Meanwhile, Celestia, standing on a balcony overlooking Equestria, suddenly heard something.

"FUCKING BITCH!"

  Celestia just shrugged and continued to gaze out into the distance.

  "I wonder if those three Twilight told me about will get here soon. They can't be as bad as she said they were." Celestia told herself.

  Adam was now hitchhiking with Trip and Grace up the tracks. The sun was still barely over the horizon, giving everything an orange tint.

  "When I find whoever rules this place, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind." Adam muttered.

  "What? No, no! I'm good! We're good! Everything's good!" Trip nervously said. Adam didn't even respond to him. They spent only five minutes going up the side of the hill and Trip was already getting on Adam's nerves.

  "Adam, are you alright?" Trip asked. "You're acting all... Fidgety..."

  "AD HERE FUCKER!" Adam yelled, spinning around and staring at Trip.

  Trip and Grace were shocked.

  "Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you need to leave."

  "MARCO!" Adam yelled before running off. Trip just walked towards Adam as Grace stood where she was, staring at Adam with the anger of a thousand suns.

  Adam spent several minutes running away. Soon enough, he reached the train station. He ran through the streets of the town.

  "ALL OF YOU ARE STUCK UPS!" Adam yelled at the top of his lungs as he ran.

  Looks of confusion were his only reward for saying that.

  Suddenly, he felt Trip grab him. As usual, he started writhing and flailing about as he dragged him to what Adam guessed was a palace. Trip went through the gates, confusing the guards, and suddenly Trip started to ascend.

  "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Adam screamed. "HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS!?"

  Trip angrily stared at Adam in response. They continued to ascend, and soon reached a balcony, where a white alicorn was standing, staring at the two in confusion. Trip went onto the balcony, still keeping his grip on Adam, and shoved him up to the regal unicorn.

  "Uh... I take it you two are Trip and Adam?"

  "Celestia!" Trip exclaimed, now smiling. "Hey! God, it's been so long since we've seen you!"

  "I've never seen you two before..." Celestia chuckled. "I heard your train had a problem, I hope that it wasn't too bothersome for you-"

  Celestia was interrupted as Adam immediately kissed Celestia in an embrace. Celestia stared at Adam, shocked. Adam backed away after a second.

  "Uh... I do-"

  Adam immediately kissed Celestia again.

  "ARE YOU NOT PISSED OFF AT ME BITCH?" Adam asked before kissing Celestia again.

  Celestia used her magic to shove Adam away from her. Trip was staring at Adam in shock, and Adam was looking at Celestia, angry.

  "I'm... Just going to lead you two to your rooms you'll be staying in..." Celestia nervously said. "And also, Adam? Don't do that again."

  "FUCK THE POLICE." Adam loudly exclaimed, earning an irritated groan from the sun princess.

  "Celestia..." Grace appeared right behind the princess, making her yelp. "Hi! How are you? It's been such a long time!"

  "That's what I said!" Trip told her wife.

  "Nobody fucking CARES." Adam hissed at Trip's so-called 'friend'.

  Celestia could only think of how long the day would last. She had no idea how Ponyville put up with the three.