Facade: Trip And Grace In Ponyville

  Adam hated the fact that most of the castle was empty. That meant he couldn't piss anyone off. The guards, however, just wouldn't react.

  "Where the FUCK is the lesbian book unicorn?!" Adam yelled, walking down the empty, quiet hallway. "FUCK!"

  No response. He continued storming down the hallway until he noticed the sound of the princess he heard earlier.

  "ARE THOSE FUCKERS THROWING A PARTY WITHOUT ME?" Adam loudly exclaimed, looking towards a large door. "I SHALL FIX THIS SCUMBAGGERY."

  He started casually walking up to the door, and proceeded to knock on the door. He heard the room go silent inside. He continued to furiously knock on the door. After a few seconds, the door opened. Trip stood there with a confused crowd behind him. And sure enough, Twilight Sparkle now had a pair of wings on her back.

  "Adam!" Trip happily exclaimed. "Hey! God, it's been so long since we've seen you!"

  "HOLY SHIT!" Adam yelled. "THE LESBIAN BOOK UNICORN HAS FUCKING WINGS!"

  Everyone in the room gasped except for Trip. He just stood there, bewildered. Silence filled the room for several seconds. Trip glared at Adam, and proceeded to shut the door. Adam then started repeatedly knocking in rage.

  "So, where was I?" Trip asked, walking up to Celestia. "I think we were talking about Grace's decorating!"

  "Yeah, I was hoping you could help me with all of this..." Grace told the princesses as she walked up to a shelf that appeared out of nowhere. Trip followed her.

  "Remember Grace?"

  "What?" Grace asked, looking at Trip.

  "Our marriage?"

  "Oh GOD, please don't..."

  "Here, Celestia," Trip started, his arms held outwards. "It was several years ago at Grace's parents house..."

  "Trip, please..."

  Trip kneeled down onto one knee, his arms still held out with everyone in the room looking at him in confusion.

  "I went onto one knee and told Grace..." Trip continued to tell his story, "I held out a ring and said: Grace, will you marry me?"

  Silence filled the room. Trip stood back up with his wife standing next to him, angered.

  "Is that romantic or what?"

  "I... Guess that's romantic..." Celestia nervously replied, not knowing what to do about the situation. Just as Trip was about to say something, however, the door opened up.

  "Your royal highness," The guard told the princess, taking a bow. "There is an unknown creature out here that's been trying to get in here."

  "I GOT IN HERE YOU FUCKERS!" Adam ran into the room, laughing like a maniac. He ran up to Grace and promptly kissed her on the face, much to everyone's shock. He then ran up to Twilight's mother and kissed her on the face.

  "HEY!" Rainbow Dash loudly exclaimed, flying up to the man. "What in the HAY do you think you're doing!?"

  "I'M MAKING MELONS!" He exclaimed, running up to Celestia. To everyone's shock, he kissed her several times.

  "Okay, you know what?" Trip started, making a glare and getting everyone's attention. "I think this evening is over, you got to leave."

  "NO I NEED TO STRANGLE THE YELLOW ONE FIRST!" Adam ran over to Fluttershy as she backed up against the wall in terror. Adam picked her up and held her tightly as Trip grabbed Adam and dragged him out of the large room with the entire crowd watching him.

  "Help me..." Fluttershy begged.

  Trip opened the doors leading to the hallway and shoved Adam out and slammed the doors. A series of knocks could be heard. Trip turned around, now smiling.

  "I should have never invited that one here..." Celestia moaned.

  "Okay, Fluttershy, you know what? I think you need to leave." Trip said, walking through the door much to everyone's shock. After a few seconds of muffled screaming, Trip came back through the door without opening it holding a terrified Fluttershy. He went up to where all of Twilight's friends stood and shoved her back where she first was. Trip then went into the crowd and stood there with his wife, smiling at Twilight as she stood there. The way they smiled made Twilight smirk a bit.

  "Well, I am sorry for the interruptions..." Celestia announced. "But thanks to Trip, we can go on hopefully without any interference."

  The coronation was continued for a few minutes without any interruptions, but Trip then started shaking a small black ball.

  "Hm... Yes..." He read, looking at it. His wife was not amused.

  "Hey, you know what this celebration calls for?" Trip asked, gaining the attention of everyone.

  "OH! WHAT!?" Pinkie excitedly asked, bouncing up and down.

  "This calls for some drinks!" Trip happily said. "How does a martini sound?"

  Trip continued to stand on the balcony watching Twilight going down the road lined with thousands of ponies. Celestia, Luna, and Grace stood next to him.

  "I personally want to thank you for making Adam leave the room when he was being disrespectful." Celestia told Trip as she continued to watch her faithful student.

  "Well, glad to see your on my side tonight." Trip happily replied. Grace showed a bemused expression.

  "That's not what I meant..." Celestia chuckled. "But as I said, thank you for keeping the coronation running and for those drinks you gave everyone."

  "Hey Trip!" Adam ran up next to Trip. "How's Maria?"

  Silence.

  "Wait... You mean... Maria?" Trip asked, making an awkward smile.

  "Yeah, she helped Celestia make melons."

  Celestia's eyes widened. She knew what was about to happen.

  "Okay, you know what?" Trip angrily said. "Adam, I think you need to leave."

  "IT WAS CELESTIA THAT MADE THE MELONS YOU FUCKSHIT! GET THE WHORE!" Adam yelled as Trip grabbed him and put him into his inescapable grasp. Celestia breathed a sigh of relief as Trip dragged Adam off the balcony. Grace just stared with the rage of a thousand nightmare moons that wanted vengeance.

  "I personally find those three pretty amusing." Luna chuckled to her sister as she heard the cheering of the crowd below.