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Karmic Sailing

by Obvious German
I've ended up in Equestria, as what seems to be the largest predator in existence. I blame karma!

Now how do I start? I know, dinosaurs! I have a very intense fascination about them, even more so for a certain predator that seemed to beat the Tyrannosaurus and the Gigantosaurus in size and ferocity. The Spinosaurus. With a very odd sail and a snout like a crocodile, who wouldn't want to examine them? I did, and after treating a mother and her whiny son quite roughly, the equivalent of a holy punishment lands me in Equestria in the middle of an apple orchard belonging to everyone's favorite cowpony and as a Spinosaurus.

So how will they deal with something quite terrifying? And how will I deal with being a theropod that I know very little of?

I got this fairly ridiculous idea after this guy posted about the Helicoprion shark. Thank him, don't thank the German.

Teen
Incomplete
Random
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
SMOC

14414 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

7 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Just Perfect 2013-02-12 17:17:47 UTC
    2193
  2. Chapter 2: The Purpose of a Predator 2013-02-13 15:56:16 UTC
    1937
  3. Chapter 3: No Ordinary Lizard 2013-02-14 06:03:33 UTC
    2015
  4. Chapter 4: Extremely Rude Awakening 2013-02-14 22:36:03 UTC
    2592
  5. Chapter 5: Intros and Pink Demons 2013-02-16 15:22:25 UTC
    2099
  6. Chapter 6: Shark, Sadist and Spinosaurus 2013-02-18 13:56:03 UTC
    1495
  7. Chapter 7: Irritating to the Max 2013-04-07 13:15:56 UTC
    2083