Poison Kiss

Twilight stands in front of the swirling portal in front of the Everfree forest. "This is it, girls. We might never come back to Ponyville again." She says.

"Who will take care of Angel?" Fluttershy says hiding her distressed face behind her pink mane.

"Discord's probably just bluffing." Rarity says.

" Well… Are we going to go through the portal or are we going to just stare at it?" Rainbow Dash asks as she takes off into the sky and swoops into the portal. We follow behind her. We're in a place with strange swirling black and white patterns. Overwhelmed with dizziness I shut my eyes tightly and clench my teeth. When I open my eyes I'm back in Ponyville. My hooves touch something soft and sticky and my stomach gets wet. I look down at my hooves covered with cotton candy raining chocolate milk. We're upside down. I look up at the ground and my ponytail hanging above my head.

"What happened to the gravity?" I ask.

" I don't know. Let's keep moving. The sooner we get to Tunesong and defeat Discord, the sooner we can go home." Twilight says.

Pinkie Pie bends down and wears the cotton candy clouds and catches the chocolate raindrops with her tongue.

"Don't eat that! It's probably some kind of a trap, dahling." Rarity says pulling her front hoof out of the sticky cotton candy and shaking it off of her white coat. Pinkie Pie takes one last big bite out of the cloud. The cloud opens like a water balloon and starts shooting out chocolate milk all over us.

"Ugh! Just look how wet and sticky my mane is!" Rarity says. The cloud glides across the sky into all different directions as the chocolate blasts from the hole. We land on the muddy grown.

" At least we're on the ground now." Twilight says.

"This ain't dirt. It's pudding!" I say.

"Pudding!?" Pinkie Pie squeaks. She holds her nose and submerges herself in the pudding. She hasn't come out of the pudding for a good forty five minutes.

" Pinkie Pie?" Fluttershy says dunking her head under the pudding.

" Is she down there?" Rainbow Dash asks.

" No but I think I see a light down there." Fluttershy says licking the chocolate gotee off her face. We all take a deep breath and let ourselves sink to the bottom of the pudding. We're being sucked into the center. It's another portal.

" I open my eyes and we're on a mountain of Ice Cream. There are trees made of candy canes.

" Hey! These candy canes would make great weapons. All we have to do is break off a piece and lick it until it gets a sharp point. Then we can use them like swords and use them to fight Discord." Rainbow Dash says.

" Ah don't think that's going to work." I say through my chattering teeth. I start to lick the candy cane tree. I shrug and try to turn my head back to my friends. My tongue is stuck to the candy cane tree. I try to tell them that I'm stuck but they can't understand me.

"What's she saying?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"I love this game. I know. She's saying candy canes, yuck!" Pinkie Pie says. I shake my head.

"Chickens say cluck?" Pinkie Pie says.

"Ahhhm stttuccck." I repeat jerking my head back.

"You have bad luck?" Rainbow Dash says.

"You kissed a duck?"Pinkie Pie asks.

"I don't know what you're saying. Give us another hint. I'm stuck." Twilight says. I nod my head like crazy.

"Wait! She's stuck. Her tongue is stuck to the candy cane." Twilight says.

"Everypony pull." Rarity says grabbing my tail. Fluttershy grabs Rarity's tail and starts tugging her tail. I can feel my tongue stretching a few centimeters. Before Twilight grabs Fluttershy's tail we hear something roar loudly from the top of the mountain.

"What was that." Fluttershy asks ducking behind Rarity's rear.

A strange red and yellow monster emerges from its cave at the top if the hill. It is tall and has long thin golden arms and legs. It's head is a big red and brown meat ball.

" What is that thing?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"IT'S A SPAGHETTIE YETTIE! EVERYPONY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Pinkie Pie screams. A giant wave of ice cream slides down the hill.

"Avalanche!" Rainbow Dash yells. Every pony gallops down the hill without me.

"What about, Applejack?" Rarity asks. Everypony watches ijn horror as the ice cream inches towards me and the Spheghetie yeti lashes at me. I put my hooves over my head and franticly pull my head back trying to free myself. The yeti's meatball hands form fists and swings at my head. I duck quickly and the bottom of the candy cane cracks off.

" Thanks, ." I say in a lisp as I drag the candy cane branch behind me with my tongue. Before I can make it down the hill the ice-cream plows me over. I tumble down the hill head over heels. My back hits a sharp rock and I get launched into the air. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy grab me just before I fall into the sliding sea of ice-cream. I tip my hat to the yeti at the top of the mountain. It stares at me and growls. I don't think it was really trying to save me.

"Look how long your tongue is now! You can play jump rope with it." Pinkie Pie says trying to pull the rest of the candy cane off my tongue.

"It ain't funny." I say. I can't tell if I'm shivering from the cold or trembling with rage. Candy cane swords, what a dumb idea.

"Look! There's another cave!" Twilight says pointing to a dark hole.

"Let's see what's inside." Rainbow Dash says.

"I hope there are no yetis in this one." Fluttershy says.

"That makes two of us." Rarity says walking into the cave.

" Ah can't see." I say peeking inside. Rarity and Twilight make their horns glow to light up the way. I see a brown creature curled in a U shape in the middle of the cave. It's a unicorn. He's rocking back and forth and nibbling his front hooves. His mane is matted and his eyes are bloodshot from lack of sleep.

"Tunesong?" Twilight says.

" G-Go way!" He says shoving her to the floor. " Stop it, Discord! Stop making me hallucinate."

"It's me, Twilight!" She says.

"You're a lie! I know the real Twilight isn't coming back for me so get out of my head." He says.

" You deserve it. You are a dirty tramp." Rarity says.

" Who are you? Why are you part of my hallucinations. I don't know you." He says.

"This is the real Tunesong. He ain't a tramp, remember?" I say.

"Who are you people! Make the voices go way! Discord, do you hear me?" Tunesong shrieks. Twilight kisses him on the lips. His blueish geen eyes widen and fill with tears.

"Twilight, it really is you! All these years… You finally found me." He says.

"Come with us. We'll take you home, Dahling." Rarity says stroking his head.

" I can't…" He says.

"Why not?" I ask.

"She's watching…" He says putting his hooves on his head.

"Who?" Pinkie asks.

"The queen." He says.

"The stupid queen isn't the boss of you now. So get off your butt and help us!" Rainbow Dash says.

"But she's the Great and Powerful Trixie. She's the most powerful unicorn in equestria, other than the princesses." He says.

" Twilight proved herself to be the better unicorn when we were in Ponyville." I say.

" It was really no big deal. These are my friends, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack." Twilight says.

" Nice to meat you. I'm Tunesong." He says.

"We know already." Rainbow Dash says.

"How are you all going to beat Trixie and Disocrd?" He asks.

"We're the elements of harmony." Rarity says.

"Duh!" Pinkie Pie says. Tunesong raises an eyebrow.

" Do you know where we can find Discord and Trixie?" Fluttershy asks.

"Yeah. Trixie's castle is on top of the ice-cream mountain." He says.

" Is there anything we can do for ya?" I ask.

" I can really use a carrot right now. I can go for anything right now. I've been in this cave for months. All I ever eat is junk food. It's disgusting." He says. Twilight takes a small scoop of ice-cream and turns it into a bunch of carrots with her magic. He ate them like they were going out of style. Rarity uses her magic to fix his mane. He got up to his feet. " Let's go beat Discord!" He says confidently. Pinkie Pie cheers and throws colorful confetti.