Poison Kiss

Tunesong trudges through the ice-cream. He doesn't hesitate to see if he's going the wrong direction. He must know The Land of Chaos like the back of his hoof. I turn around to see the long trail of hoof prints down the steep hill. My legs went numb from walking in the ice-cream, but at least my ears were warm from the hat Rarity gave me. I finally got that stupid candy cane off my tongue along with a piece of my skin.

"Are we almost there? I'm freezing my flank off." Rarity says.

"We're almost half way there." Tunesong says.

"I hate this place. It gives me cavities jut looking at it." Rarity says.

"We've only been here for forty five minutes he's been here for three and a half years. Can you quit whining already." Twilight says. She's so busy telling Rarity to be quiet she falls over.

"It's not so bad. How about we make ice-cream angels?" Pinkie Pie says.

"I'll pass…" Fluttershy says hovering above us.

"If our wings get too wet, we won't be able to fly." Rainbow Dash says watching Pinkie Pie lick the ice-cream off the ground.

I stare at Tunesong and Twilight from behind. They're so great for each other. He seemed to have missed her a lot. He doesn't keep his eyes off of her for a second. Twilight seems to have trouble keeping up with him but she's so happy to see him she would never leave his side. I notice that Twilights right leg keeps twisting to the left when she walks.

" Twilight! What's that on your ankle?" I ask.

"Nothing! It's nothing! Let's keep moving." She says covering her leg with her tail and limping ahead of Tunesong.

"Hold on!" He says grabbing her tail. She trips face first into the ice-cream. I look at a large black bump on her ankle.

"What is that?" I ask.

"Looks like frostbite." Fluttershy says.

"Aw, you poor thing. We should take a little break." Rarity says.

"No! We can't rest until Discord is gone!" Twilight says.

" How does she have frostbite and we don't?" Pinkie Pie asks.

"We've been walking in her hoof prints so we aren't walking in it too deep." Rarity says. A wave of paranoia sweeps over me. I can't applebuck without my legs. I check the bottoms of my legs. They sting and bleed a bit but no frostbite.

"Maybe we should just sit for a few minutes." Tunesong says.

"But Discord is causing chaos in Ponyville as we speak." Twilight says.

Fluttershy gasps. She looks as if she just saw a ghost. Her wings suddenly clench tightly to her side and she plummets to the ground.

"What's your beef, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asks.

" It's… It's… It's…" She stutters. She puts a hoof over her eyes and points her other one behind me.

" The Spaghetti Yetti?" I ask. Tunesong levitates Twilight Sparkle on his shoulders and gallops up the hill. I sprint behind him to try to avoid the monster behind us. Tunesong loses his balance and kicks the frozen desert in my face. The ice-cream chills my sensitive teeth. The yeti hurls a giant meatball at us. It knocks Rainbow Dash right out of the sky and falls on top of Rarity. He launches several smaller meat balls at Pinkie Pie. Her hooves slide down the hill.

"Now you've went and done it, Mister! My friends were just minding their own business and you threw meatballs at them like a big bully. You oughta be ashamed of yourself! What makes you think you have the right to hurt innocent ponies. You need to apologies right now!" Fluttershy says.

The monster roars and tangles us in his noodle tentacles. "Put us down!" I say.

"Where are you taking us?" Pinkie Pie asks. The monster trudges up the mountain and throws us into the portal.

"Thank you, Mr. Speghetti Yetti!" Fluttershy says. He waves goodbye with his noodle arms.

When I open my eyes I see a ginger bread castle covered in candy corn. " This must be where Trixie and Discord live." Rarity says.

"How are we going to beat her ? The place is covered in guards." Rainbow Dash says.

"Well then we'll just have to bring her out." Twilight says.

"How?" Tunesong asks.

"With magic. We can use our magic to make an allusion of an Ursa Major and an Ursa Minor coming into the castle." Twilight says.

"Who can do a good Ursa voice?" Fluttershy asks.

"I can do the Ursa Minor!" Pinkie Pie says in a deep rumbly voice.

"Ah'll be the Ursa Major!" I say in a deeper voice.

"That startled me! I'll make a fake Ursa Minor,. Twilight Can make the fake Ursa major. Tunesong can put the guards to sleep with a spell." Rarity says.

"Fluttershy and I will make sure the guards don't wake up!" Rainbow Dash says.

Tunesong puts the guards to sleep and puts an invisibility spell over us so we can sneak into the castle. Trixie is standing in front of the mirror talking to herself. " The great and Powerful Trixie look almost as beautiful as she is powerful." She says striking a pose. Twilight Sparkle blows out the candles lighting up the room and makes the Ursa Major pop up in the room. Rarity makes the Ursa Minor appear on the other side of the room. Pinkie Pie and I roar loudly.

"It can't be!" She screams. She puts her magic hat over her eyes. "Stay away from me!"

The bear like creatures pad over to her. She falls over and puts her front legs over her head. I make a low growling noise. Pinkie Pie does the same. The fake monsters show their razor sharp teeth to her. She runs out the front doors with tears of fright in her eyes. The beasts dart behind her and back her up into a tree. She stands frozen in fear. She tries to cast a spell on the bears but it has no effect. Discord appears next to her and makes us visible again. I stop growling but Pinkie Pie hasn't realized they can see her now.

"It's you! The Great and Powerful Trixie does not like to be tricked. I'll teach you all a lesson you'll never forget." Trixie says. Our element necklaces glow.

"Do you honestly think you can defeat us?" Discord says. Pinkie pie lets out a high pitched battle cry and fires at them with a confetti cannon. I use my ropes I keep in my hat to lasso around them. Rainbow Dash takes off into the sky and kicks out three of Trixie's teeth. Fluttershy takes the other end of the rope and ties it to a heavy tree branch. Discord whacks Fluttershy with his tail. Trixie makes a tornado launch Rainbow Dash away. Rarity kicks Discord in the chest. Discord grabs her by the horn and her skin begins to turn grey.

"Fight it, Rarity!" Rainbow Dash says shaking the dizziness out of her head.

"They lied to you… Twilight's happy… But you're left with nothing…." Discord whispers.

Rarity's turning grey from the stomach up. "We're your friends. You've got to try harder Rarity!" Twilight says.

" Ah'm sorry. Ah should have toldya about Tunesong as soon as ah saw Fluttershy kiss him." I say.

"What?" Tunesong asks.

"Be quiet! The point is, ah was wrong. Ah never admit when Ah'm wrong unless Ah'm truly sorry for it. Ah just didn't want to see you upset because you're mah best friend." I say.

Rarity's coat begins to turn white again. "How do you know that you're friends aren't lying to you? You trusted them once and they brought you down. They're more than capable of doing it again." Discord says sliding his claws down her horn. Her body starts changing back and forth to grey to white. Suddenly, she lets out a yelp and her horn glows. Discord falls over.

"Don't you ever…EVER touch my mane! Do you understand?" She say kicking Discord's shin. We all give Rarity a quick group hug and then turn to finish off Discord.

Discord surrounds us with gingerbread men and Trixie control them with her horn. They begin swinging candy cane swords at us. Fluttershy gets slashed on the wing by one of them. Pinkie Pie nibbles off the heads of three of the ginger bread soldiers. Our necklaces glow even brighter. "This one's for Spike!" Twilight yells as a beam of light erupts from our elements. Trixie and Discord shriek in pain as they are blasted by the power of our friendship. I pull the ropes so their feet dangle off the ground.

"A Piñata!" Pinkie Pie says as she kicks them to the next week. Tunesong kicks them next and they moan in pain. Then every pony joins in kicking them into the tree. Celestia appears and turns them into a statue.

"Very well done, girls!" She says. I take off my hat and bow down to the princess. I always feel intimidated by her because she's so much more classy and sophisticated than I am.

"I am so proud of all of you." The Princess says as she teleports us all to Sweet Apple Acres. Twilight limps over to Tunesong and hugs him. He smiles and nuzzles her cheek. He takes a hoof band out of his saddle bag. Tears fill Rarity's eyes.

"You'll find some pony someday." I say putting a hoof on her shoulder.

"No… It's not that… It's just so beautiful." She sobs. A smile spreads across her face.

"Well, if she's getting' married, I'm gunna need a dress to wear." I say trying to cheer her up. She makes a malicious smirk.

"How about a makeover to go with it?" Rarity says. I take four steps back in terror. What in tarnation did I get myself into? All my friends and family laugh in unison. Even Granny Smith knew what Rarity was talking about.