Discord's Chaotic Schedule Change

Discord threw on a light pink dress, a black belt with a silver buckle, donned his high heel shoes and stabbed a giant red bow through his horns. He looked fabulous, enough to make Rarity cry. In a good way. The draconequus couldn't take on a man eating monster all by himself, for he was too delicious. He needed some assistants, someone he could shove into the monster's mouth before teleporting away. "Aha!" he shouted. He would find somepony in town to aid him in his quest. They would be sure to help him, although he had taken over their land twice this century. He shrugged it off and strutted through town wearing one of those eye-nose-mustache things, getting confused and awkward stares. Fluttershy was wandering through the large crowd when all of a sudden, she bumped into the amazingly-dressed Discord. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," the timid pegasus quietly spoke. The draconequus picked up a squirming Fluttershy and placed her kind of delicately in his "friend bag.""Kind, delicate one, check." Discord happily put a checkmark in his checklist, no one noticing the slightly moving burlap sack (with air holes) written sloppily in Sharpie, "FRIEND BAG". He couldn't find anypony in the next category, so he took to the skies, in Cloudsdale. Gilda the griffon relaxed on a cloud somewhere. An oddly shaped shadow crept up behind her, snatching her and shoving her in the bag with one quick swing. "Agressive, can-beat-anypony-up type, check." He whispered, checking off his last item. He lugged the friend bag to his lair, opening the bag gently, a scared Fluttershy and pissed off Gilda rolled out. "What's going on here?" The griffon shouted at Discord.