Discord's Chaotic Schedule Change

The griffon glared at Discord with fire in her eyes. The draconequus awkwardly pulled out one of those old fashioned movie projectors from the supply closet that no one knew he had. “Give me a second,” Discord groaned as he lugged the heavy thing in front of them. They sat in comfy bean bag chairs that had randomly appeared. A concession stand was nearby, run by none other than Derpy Hooves, the gray pegasus spilling popcorn, soda and candy everywhere.

“Ok, here’s what happened. I bought this phone off of eNeigh, right?” He snapped as the first slide appeared onscreen, showing a bad drawing of the phone. “And this mayor from, I don’t know, another dimension called me as I was about to get my beauty sleep.” This time the picture displayed was a poorly drawn Discord with his nightgown on, and the phone ringing. “He told me that the city was being destroyed by a giant monster and I had to help,” The next picture was something you would see in a six year old boy’s bedroom. There was fire, a dinosaur and explosions all drawn in crayon. “Being the helpful draconequus I am, I obliged.” A picture of Discord with a big grin and his thumbs up appeared on the slide.

“That’s why I called you both here… to help me fight the monster!” the draconequus cheered as a fake applause echoed throughout his lair. “Fluttershy, your kindness to animals (including me) will help lull the monster to sleep, and Gilda, you can beat the crap out of the monster if it wakes up, while I., the fearless leader… will sit back and watch. “WHAT? That’s not fair!” Gilda shrieked, if anyone’s going to watch, it’s gonna be ME!” “Umm, guys, if Gilda’s going to hurt that innocent creature, I don’t want to watch.” Fluttershy spoke softly.

“That’s why I installed a TV next to me. We can watch My Little Human after the fight is over!” Discord giggled at the thought. “I know that you both love watching that show just as much as I do!” “Wait… you’re a Broman?” Fluttershy was astonished. “And you’re a HUMARE!” Gilda was caught unaware and gasped. “…I am too.” She spoke almost as quietly as Fluttershy. “BROFIST!” they all cried out in joy. Their hooves (and other appendages) collided. “So that’ll mean you guys will help me?” Discord pleaded. “Anything for another broman,” Gilda agreed without hesitation. “I’ll help too. If I could reform you, I can put that monster to sleep!” Fluttershy cheered softly. “Oh yeah, I made you guys dresses.” He slipped a light blue dress similar to his on Fluttershy and a light green dress on Gilda. “Now I have one more question for you guys. Who’s going to help me put away the projector?” The new team reluctantly spend the next two hours putting it away. "How heavy

IS this thing?!" Gilda shouted at Discord, who replied, "I don't know. It's not like I took the time out of my busy day to actually WEIGH that thing." (Meanwhile, the monster proceeded to set Townsville on fire!!!) >:D