Twilight Sparkle has been kicked out of Canterlot because she spends all her time studying...and because Celestia is a bitch. Waking up in a strange city that lies on the fault line between the Everfree and Equestria, Twilight has been given a task to complete if she is to be allowed to return home: rid the town of the Beasts that are threatening to destroy it and stop the evil sorceress controlling them, Lady Nightmare. Twilight can't do it alone but the only people she can count on is a crass hick, a neurotic shut-in, an overzealous diva, a reckless braggart, and a trigger-happy psycho!
This is a Panty & Stocking crossover persay. In that it's My Little Pony, if it was in a Panty & Stocking universe, but you don't have to get the context to like it, I made sure of that.
(I'm warning you right now there are going to be completely out of context crazy genre shifts)