Intergalactic sex engine 6000

       (A/N:The ponies aren't introduced until chapter 2)

       It all began with George Bush and Joshua Graham camping out near Grand Canyon 2,located in Iraq.Bush was thinking about how he always wanted to be a cartoon horse,and he hoped to achieve this goal with oil.Joshua Graham failed to capture the Hoover Dam.Joshua knew that Caesar would punish him for his failure,but he didn’t expect what was cumming for him.On the other side of the canyon,Caesar,his army of Iraqi transvestite legionaries,and someone he did know,wearing gold armor.”What is the meaning of this”,asked the Legate.”There you are,Joshua”,said Caesar is a seductive voice.”This is my new legate,Lanius.After your failure at the dam,I decided that you should be punished.Lanius,bring me the strap-on!”,shouted the transvestite leader.

        “Now hang on here,Caesar.There’s no need to do anything unconstitutional”,said George Bush,after he finished masturbating using oil as a lube.”Get out of here Bush,before I wreck up your bush”,threatened Caesar.Joshua then notioned Bush to get out of there,like a fresh rape victim gets out of her captives arms after punching him. Bush ran away.”Now,Joshua,me and my transvestite legionaries are going to have some fun”.”Fine”,said the soon-to-be Mormon.”So long as the New Canaanites get to live”.”Well,fuck you,biatch!”,yelled Lanius.”We gonna rape them children up good!”,but at that moment,a figure appeared on the horizon.He was so manly,that all the transvestite Iraqi legionaries came and wet themselves at both parts simultaneously.”Now then John,let’s show these trannies what happens when you mess with America,and our quest for oil,freedom,and no strap-on sex!”,shouted George Bush.It was at that moment,when Caesar ripped off Graham’s pants,fucking him with the strap-on.”Oh,Caesar-Chan”.”Sshh,just be quiet now,Joshua-San.If I’m going to die,then I should at least get to have some fun with you”.

     Right when Caesar was almost done,a lasso appeared on his neck.John Marston decided to use his magical lasso that day,which his whore-wife Abigail bought off that Jewish Gypsy.”Bush!”,shouted Joshua,”Let’s kill these transvestite Iraqis!”.But,the magic of John’s rope teleported them all to a forest.”Damn,that lasso must of teleported me again.Where is everyone?”,asked John to himself.But soon after he got up,Joshua found an MP40,and a Jew-killing swag machine in front of  him.”SIEG HEIL!SIEG HEIL!”,shouted the angry german man with the swastika armband.Right when John thought he was going to die,a loud explosion occurred,and the Nazi was looking at a red hole in his chest.

      “Vut I was only zaying mein hellos in ze German language”,said the Nazi,as he was dying from blood loss.John looked up to see a space marine looking at him.”What the hell’s going on around here?!”,shouted John.”I do not know”,said the space marine.My entire chapter was teleported here when we were giving Chaos soldiers forced anal.I’m a scout.”Shit”,John thought to himself,”I teleported bitches from different time periods with that magic lasso”.”Come with me.My name is Lil B.I fuck bitches”.