Intergalactic sex engine 6000

     As Lil B helped John off his feet,they walked through the deserted forest.“My squad was wiped out by those dirty fucking Nazis.”,said B “We can try creating a new squad.An even better one with blackjack and hookers.”“Now you’re speaking my language.Hell,I like you,what’s your name soldier?”,asked the Based marine.“John Marston”.“Alright,well we had better set up a camp for the night night seems as it seems the spooky night time will fall soon.”,inquired B.After setting up a campfire and make-shift shelters out of trees,the new found friends began to spook each each other with very scary stories of Mr.Bones and his wild ride.As they lie down to rest,John and B heard chattering off in the distance.“Shh,do you hear that?It sounds like some bitches”,Said B with a grin on his face.“Aw shit son we gonna get some pussy tonight!!!”,Exclaimed John with much enthusiasm in his voice.The swaggy-ass motherfucking pimps searched for the source of these seducing voices,and after 5 seconds the search paid off. At this time We would like to Inform you to please select and play the song in the playlist: “Fuck Her Gently” by “Tenacious D”

  “THIS IS THE SOURCE OF THE FRIENDSHIP!?”,screamed a white bitchy pony.“Well, you can’t get everything you expect.”,said a purple pony with sass in her voice as she rolled her eyes.”DAYUM,that white pony ass is just screaming for me.”,Said John as he licked his dry lips.”Go get her lil nigga,I got yo back.”,said B.John pounced on the white pone’s back and unzipped his pants faster than you could say “Poopty puepty pants”.His throbbing cock was ready to be engulfed in the warm sex juices of the pone.”Twilight!”,screamed the bitchicorn as she prepared for John’s sausage to enter her meat grinder.

    “Rarity!What is it?!”,Twilight screamed before seeing the sexiest based marine she ever laid her eyes on.Despite the sexiness of Lil B,Twilight had to stop them from raping her cracker friend.”Twilight then cast the magics,and when she tried to use her sith lightning powers,she instead made John cum instantly.”Goddamnit!”,screamed John.”I already came!Now there’s no point in raping this unicorn!”.”So,you’ll let me go?”,asked Raritits.”Fine,but not without some answers first”

    Five minutes have passed since then.”So we in Equestria?”,asked the based marine,Lil B.”Why yes,you and your friend here must of found the magical lasso that only whore wives buy off of gypsies”,said Twilight.”We bought it off that dirty zebra gypsy in these woods”.We tossed it in a portal after sending Derpy and half of Ponyville  away when she tried to strangle Mr.Cake”.”So what about the Nazis?”,asked John.”Nazis?”,asked Bitch pone.”Yeah,those Jew-killing German people”.”Doesn’t ring a bell”,said the sexy-ass unicorns in unicornison.”The ones with the swagga hats”,implied Lil B”.The two ponies then realized who they were talking about,and gasp”.