Bad Company: Royal Guard

by Master-Chief

First published

Bravo company. Made up of some of Equestria's stupidest muther buckers the royal guard has ever seen. Lead by First Lieutenant Thunder Hoof; who has a fetish for a certain white regal alicorn. Second in command Staff sergeant Rolling Rock; who was placed in Bad company for looking at classified scrolls. Corporal Spricketts; who beat the crap out of Shining Armor. And the newest member of Bravo Company, Golden Blade; for many acts of stashing large amounts of un-authourized weapons the Royal guard considers illegal.