
Bad Company: Royal Guard
Bravo company. Made up of some of Equestria's stupidest mother buckers the guard has ever seen.
Bravo company. Made up of some of Equestria's stupidest muther buckers the royal guard has ever seen. Lead by First Lieutenant Thunder Hoof; who has a fetish for a certain white regal alicorn. Second in command Staff sergeant Rolling Rock; who was placed in Bad company for looking at classified scrolls. Corporal Spricketts; who beat the crap out of Shining Armor. And the newest member of Bravo Company, Golden Blade; for many acts of stashing large amounts of un-authourized weapons the Royal guard considers illegal.

1954 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
2 Chapters:
- Welcome to Bad Company. 2013-02-16 05:57:22 UTC940
- New Gear, New Weapons, But still the Same Ponies 2013-02-16 17:50:15 UTC1014