...You'd think I'd be the 1,000th human to enter Equestria as a pony, but NOOOOOO... I had to be the first!

AND MY FAN-BASE! What will they think of my absence? I'd hate to break their darling little hearts... [img]http://www.fimfiction-static.net/images/emoticons/fluttercry.png[/img]

DO NOT TAKE COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

I'm just having a little fun on the side of my major fan-fiction.

So... Before you say "Obvious self insert", let me tell you that, yes, you are correct. I am the dominant character here, but only because I want to be funny.

Things NOT TO EXPECT:
-Strict updating time
-Story edits to fit canon
-Story correspondence to current canon
-Caring that you hate this story
-Caring that you love this story
-Caring about anything