Now They Know

Here we go lets see if i can get 2k in this chapter. Italics are the characters thoughts. That is All.

"What If I told you I'm from another universe?" When I said this, I realized that I either just got myself sent to the moon, subjected to scientific tests, or just gave up the fact that I'm a species that probably never existed in Equestria in front of the most studious fucking mare on the planet. Princess Celestia's face was fucking priceless. Her mind was more blown than a 5 year old playing a Nintendo 64 for the first time.

"W-what?" The only word to come out of Twilights mouth after a long silence from everyone in the room.

" Um Y-yeah Im not from around here, I come from what I assume to be a different universe. I used to live on a planet called Earth. My kind are known as humans. I went to sleep a few days ago after a fallout with my old band and woke up falling with style through the clouds of well, here...."

" WAIT HUMAN!?!?!" Twilight screamed in disbelief "Um yeah?" I responded slightly scared. "Well girls, looks like we owe Lyra an apology." I laughed because I already knew about the whole, 'Lyra is obsessed with humans subject', "Well I guess we all owe were 50 bits too" Rainbow said to the other girls.

"So, as far as I can tell from being excluded from your conversation that humans existed here before and there was only a few ponies who took it seriously?" I asked, pretending not to know. Apparently Celestia decided to enter the conversation while a few medics picked up her sister who passed out at the fact of another sentient being visiting their world. "What are your intentions!" She yelled coldly.

With the best poker face I could manage I looked her dead in the eye and said, "No idea." She facehoofed. hard. " What do you mean 'No Idea'?" I began speaking again. " I mean that I kinda fell through the FUCKING SKY." I paused for a moment. "....WITH STYLE." At this point, I didn't fucking care if they didn't know what I was talking about. Im milking these references for all they're worth damnit. " I don't know how to get the hell back and I don't know where I am." What I said isn't a complete lie, for the fact that even with the amount of MLP:FiM I watched, I had never gotten the name of the realm.

After recovering from the shock of my language, Pinkie spoke up, and i mean she SPOKE THE FUCK UP. " you're in Equestria silly filly ooh we haven't had a party itll be a 'Welcome to Equestria Party' YAY!" she said at a speed that would put a fighter jet going Mach 20 to shame. She blasted out of the room to Ponyville. I'm just assuming though because I'm not touching Pinkie physics for a very VERY long time.

"Ok so I'm in Equestria, that is good to know I guess.......Anyway As I said Im in a world I don't know and I have no idea how to make a living here or where to start."

" I can help with that." Celestia said. "Really, how?" I asked curiously. " I'm willing to pay your expenses for foreign knowledge of your world, in exchange I'll have a house built for you in Ponyville in the meantime and I'll ask you write a letter with the information and give it to Twilight, I request at least one a month." she said. ".......Okay, but I have one condition, nothing about weaponry or war just due to the fact that I don't know that much in aspect, due to me being more musically inclined than militarily. " I said with some kind of dignity. Ha dignity that's a made up word for shmucks, just like pride and shame.

"That seems fair, but you'll have to send letters about agriculture and any advances in technology." Celestia said. "Deal."

"Okay, It'll be a while before the contract is finished so you are free to do as you please for the time being. I'll teleport you back here when its complete." Celestia said in a calm voice. "Alright then, I'll see you in a while." I said it once i'll say it again, thank fucking god that walking with four appendages is only slightly different than only two. I was walking down a cobblestone path when a few mares were whispering something while looking at me.

I turned and gave them a little stare with a wiggle of eyebrows. Bitches swooning, Bitches swooning everywhere. Apparently I look fucking sexy because a crap ton of mares were looking at me with somewhat lustful eyes. A few stallions looked really pissed off, or jelous, or probably both at how the mares kept looking at me. I kept trying to remember what I forgot about ponies in the early summer. I gave up after about 5 minutes of thinking about it. Couldn't have been to important if I forgot it, right?

"I don't know why I'm getting all this attention I'm only a male Alicor......I really need to stop fucking forgetting that." After a while I finally found a music shop. Thank god i needed some new instruments, I mean an acoustic guitar is great and all but I'd like to have some kind of variety.

" This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." There were so many guitars, bass, cellos, violins, pianos, a few turntables in the back, amps, flutes, tubas, trumpets, drums, and a small selection of microphones. " By the gods, I've died and gone to heaven." I looked up at the shops name and I just nearly died laughing. I shit you not, the stores name was Stairway to Heaven. "One of the greatest stores I've ever seen and it had one of the best songs as a fucking name." I walked right up to the clerk and asked, " whats the best guitar you got."

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's Note

I stopped the chapter here because it was getting away from the chapter and I was about to start rambling.

THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE RELEASED ON THURSDAY SO I HAVE MORE TIME TO ADD TO IT.
This story made me realize how much fun writing is. This is not going on Hiatus nor am I going to cancel it.