That I will not be updating chapters for 3 or four days after this because I'll be rewriting the other ones and fixing a few errors. Thank You for your patience. This took a bit longer than the other chapters due to the obvious need to find music for it.

After a few hours of bargaining, I got a electric guitar, a drum set and a base guitar for about two thousand bits. Seriously how much fucking money did Celestia give me! That only took up like a fourth of the fucking bag! I was walking down the street when i started blinking, my entire body was flashing. Then I remembered what Celestia said before I left.

I'll teleport you back when the contract is complete two thoughts hit me right than and there.

1) Ive never been teleported before and 2) How the fuck is this shit going to come with me.

Luckily, the instruments I had purchased started flashing too. Thank go-Celestia that my money doesn't go to waste

I appeared in the throne room sadly the upper part of the throne room. What does that mean you ask? It means I fell face first into a white marble floor.

"OW, MY FREAKEN FACE!" I screamed as I hit the marble floor face first. Celestia was trying to hold in her laughter as Luna was dying on the floor laughing. Thou must forgive us, thou face resembled that of an acordian!" Luna said before bursting into laughter again.

"Glad my pain is enjoyable." I grunted as I finally got off the marble floor. Celestia giggled a bit more before speaking. "Sorry for that, but the contract is prepared now, and all you need to do is sign." "Okay, I'm going to go over it to make sure nothing was missed." I replied. After looking at it for 5 minutes, I signed it and handed it to Celestia, who proceeded to sign it as well.

I decided that this would be best to ask about holding a concert in Canterlot. "Um Princess Celestia...I was wondering... if I could hold a concert in Canterlot?" I said nervously. So what if I'm of the same royal species this Goddess could send my flank from the moon to the other side of Uranus(pun intended) and back again, I'm not about to piss her off.

"Yes, I think it could be arranged in a few days." she replied non chalontly. Meanwhile back in my brain

HOLY SHIT DID SHE JUST SAY YES. HOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPY I COULD JUST-

I proceeded to do the one thing no normal man would do in front of royalty

SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in the area where the multiverses connect~
(Temporary 3rd person)

"And the winner of loudest squee goes to......." Pinkie Pie started walking up to the stage completely sure she would win as she did every year when the planets in all the universes were alligned. It somehow had turned into a really stupid award show for meaningless crap. Fortunately, every award was up to date by the second due to the universes being connected.
".....Sonic Note!" Pinkies eyes proceeded to light up into dual nuclear explosions, while her coat turned extremely dark red as she screamed, "I WILL DESTROY YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU"

Back in our heros universe~
(First Person POV)
Who the fuck said my name wrong! I thought as a wave of anger washed over me out of no where. And why do I feel like I've pissed off something equal to a god? AS a wave of fear came after the anger.

As the Princesses dropped on the floor bawling their eyes out from laughter of my giant squee from earlier as I blushed like crazy. "I-it wasn't that funny....." I muttered as a grin started to appear on my face. I started laughing a bit too."Ok maybe a little funny." After about 10 minutes of laughter, I was given a guest room, which awesomely was located next to their instrument room. It was used as a set up for musicians that were going to play at important events at the palace. I asked for permission to use it and the Princesses readily agreed, almost.....too eagerly but, I was to happy to care.

After placing my instruments in the guest room, I went into the castle music room and looked around and found countless classical instruments from violas to pianos. I decided to play a piano version of a song from a movie I watched when I was little.

After I had finished playing i could here clapping from some weird horn things that you would see outside a blimp to continue long distances. Then I realized why they eagerly wanted me to play something. I smiled and went off to bed. I laughed when I thought that I might put them into a heart attack with a full length song just because of how they reacted to it.
I practiced magic for a bit and finally went to sleep.

Part 2

~3 Days Later~

This was it. My first impression on Equestria. My first concert. I had practiced with magic the entire time so I could use it for full songs. Honestly, learning how to use magic on instruments was easy as breathing for me because I just had to imagine me picking up the guitar and hitting the notes I wanted to. I only trained to build up endurance and precision timing. I'm gonna blast the fancy ponies off their fucking feet!.

"Whoooooo gotta calm down. Deep breathes." I said to myself. Why did I get a full house before even being known. I mean I know I'm an Alic...... Fuck. You. Brain. That thought didn't help. I mean, 'hello fucking Alicorn, the only fucking species known to ponies as royalty.....Other than Blueblood but he's more like a royal pain in the ass. I laughed at the memory of the time I punched Blueblood in the face, the jackass called me the only male Alicorn, an unroyal, idiotic, imbecile. So i punched him in the face and put Poison Joke in his food while he was screaming at the chef about something not being done right. The next day he was screaming about being a little filly. Not only did the poison joke bend his gender, but it made him a fucking child! The memory of it all just eased away the nervousness.

" Ok lets start with something sad but light."

The curtains opened as i sat at the piano while readying other instruments with my magic. 30 seconds later I started playing.

Skin - Sixx A.M I changed the words skin to colt due to the fact that well....not everyone knew about the human thing and i wasn't going to tell anyone about it unless I genuinely cared for them.

Paint yourself a picture

Of what you wish you looked like

Maybe then they just might

Feel an ounce of your pain

Come into focus

Step out of the shadows

It's a losing battle

There's no need to be ashamed

Cause they don't even know you

All they see is scars

They don't see the angel

Living in your heart

Let them find the real you

Buried deep within

Let them know with all you've got

That you are not your coat

Ohhhh Ohhhh

When they start to judge you

Show them your true colors

And do onto others

As you'd have done to you

Just rise above this

Kill them with your kindness

Ignorance is blindness

They're the ones that stand to lose

'Cause they don't even know you

All they see is scars

They don't see the angel

Living in your heart

Let them find the real you

Buried deep within

Let them know with all you got

That you are not your coat

OHHHHHHHHHH

Well they don't even know you

All they see is scars

They don't see the angel

Living in your heart

Let them find the real you

Buried deep within

Let them know with all you've got

That you are not

That you are not your coat

Ohhhhh Ohhh

......A few seconds passed and I finally looke up and saw that I had driven everyone to tears. after a minute people started clapping. I thought that this would be a good time to introduce myself.

"Hello and good evening Canterlot! I am Sonic Noise, As you can see I'm a male Alicorn, well what isn't known until now is that Im also a musician!" A heard a few mares cheer in the crowd, which in turn caused me to chuckle. As I scanned the crowd. I saw a few musicians as well, their was Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Lyra Heartstrings, the Princesses, I noticed Luna was actually crying. Maybe song hit a little to close. I thought as I continued to scan the crowd and I saw the Mane Six right next to Celestia and they're tearing up.

I smiled as I said " Well lets keep it going then." I walked over to a piano and started playing

After I finished playing Moonlight Sonata the crowd clapped quietly. I could hear a bit more crying in the house.

Maybe I should play something uplifting then

This is gonna surprise the hell out of these fancy ponies.
I smiled got off of the piano and levitated a mic to me while levitating the electric guitar, drums and base and began to play them all at once. I put on a smile and began, still keeping the music light to not scare the crap out of them.

Face Down- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Hey, girl, you know you drive me crazy

one look puts the rhythm in my hoof.

Still I'll never understand why you hang around

I see what's going down.

Cover up with makeup in the mirror

tell yourself, it's never gonna happen again

You cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?

Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?

Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end

as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect

every action in this world will bear a consequence

If you wade around forever, you will surely drown

I see what's going down.

I see the way you go and say you're right again,

say you're right again

Heed my lecture.

Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?

Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?

Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end

as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found

Face down in the dirt, she said,

"This doesn't hurt", she said,

"I finally had enough."

Face down in the dirt, she said,

"This doesn't hurt", she said,

"I finally had enough."

One day she will tell you that she has had enough

It's coming round again.

Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?

Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?

Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end

as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found

Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?

Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?

Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end

as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found

Face down in the dirt, she said,

"This doesn't hurt", she said,

"I finally had enough."

Apparently some rock music got them riled up. They were cheering like crazy. While Octavia had loved Moonlight Sonata, I got about the same reaction from Vinyl. I smiled at the reactions. Maybe all the sophisticated ponies didn't have a stick shoved up their ass like Blueblood.

"Ok everypony I got time for one more song before I go. Here's a song about how I want to be treated."

I levitated the guitars up again and readied up a keyboard and drums. I began to play again with a calm smile on my face.

Hero by Family of the Year

Let me go

I don't wanna be your hero

I don't wanna be a big stallion

I just wanna fight with everypony else

Your masquerade

I don't wanna be a part of your parade

Everyone deserves a chance to

Walk with everypony else

While holding down

A job to keep my mare around

And maybe buy me some new strings

And her a night out on the weekend

And we can whisper things

Secrets from our Equestrian dreams

Baby needs some protection

But I'm a kid like everypony else

So let me go

I don't wanna be your hero

I don't wanna be a big stallion

I just wanna fight like everypony else

Ooooohh...

So let me go

I don't wanna be your hero

I don't wanna be a big stallion

I just wanna fight with everypony else

Your masquerade

I don't wanna be a part of your parade

Everyone deserves a chance to

Walk with everypony else

I bowed and after a few minutes the crowd applauded and left as I packed up the instruments.

"Hello" A British sounding voice said behind me.

"And Who Am I Talking To" I responded as I turned around. I was shocked at the people standing behind me.

This is going to be an interesting conversation.

Author's Note

While writing this I came up with a hilarious ending which I'll include later as an alternate ending