"What is this shit!" I screamed as I pulled myself out of the orb. I kept trying to climb out but the slime kept pulling me back in. The slime wanted me. The slime needed me. That wasn't what horrified me though. The slime was alive. I fought the slime or hours till I finally broke free and stumbled onto the hard.......marble....floor.

"Why the fuck are their marble floors, and why do I even give a fuck?" I said to myself. I looked around the room.

Most of the walls were black and covered in these wierd green slimy orbs, which made me realize that I probably wasn't the only person in one of those god damn pods. I went through every pod and found them filled with fur covered......humans. (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER). I checked the lavender girl and noticed a mark on her neck.... a six pointed star.

"What the......no....no way...no fucking way! Hey, wake up...please wake up!" I yelled and didn't get a response. I started tearing up as I pulled her out of the pod.

"I just dont know what to do........please....please...wake up...." She began to stir.

"You......YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" She yelled as she repeatedly hit me on the chest.

"My friends were captured because of you.....you god damn monster!"

It's amazing at how fast I can go from sad and hopeless to extremely pissed off.

"How am I a monster, I just pulled you out of that weird pod thing and you decide to hit me and blame me for everything, what the hell! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" I bellowed.

"I'm a victim of the situation you caused you idiot!" She yelled back.

"How the hell is it my fault" I screamed again.

"Allow me to explain you jerk!"

"Then stop yelling and start with your explanation."

"It started at what i assume to be two weeks ago....."

~Flashback~
3rd person
Time: Two weeks before present time
Location: Canterlot
Event: Changeling Takeover

"You'll never win Chrysalis, You will never take Canterlot!" The purple being said to a black and towering figure, riddled with holes, her eyes glowing in a green glow. On the opposite end of the throne room there was the purple figure, along with five others.

Five figures approached behind the purple one all wearing necklaces while the she wore a tiara. The pieces of jewelery began to glow brighter and brighter. A beam shot out and surrounded the black figure in a rainbow tornado. The figures cheered as the figure was being swallowed up and then..........the tornado broke.

"Hahaha YOU FOOLS THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME SO EASILY, I WON'T LOSE AS EASILY AS LAST TIME!" The swiss cheese thing yelled. While she was laughing like a madman, a dark blue figure was making its way behind her to open up a green pod. She walked slowly towards it. Just as she was about to touch the pod a flash of light occured in between Chrysalis and the blue figure. Chrysalis turned around to see myself and the blue figure.

"Oh, what a shame Luna, so close to saving your big sister. Too bad that thing had to appear isn't it?" Chrysalis said before firing multiple magical beams at the humanized ponies, knocking them out. She turned to my sleeping appearance.

"I guess I should thank you for helping me win this world, whatever you are....... Oh, i think I'll turn you into a changeling." She said with an evil smile. "Drones! Take this thing and put it into a convergence chamber!"

End Flashback

"Well what do you have to say for yourself!" she yelled

"Um.........my bad?"

"My bad? My bad! You destroyed are rescue mission!"

"I'm sorry ok! I didn't mean to get thrown from my world and into yours in the middle of a rescue mission, it kinda just happened."

"Well you're going to help me fix it right? You at least owe me that much"

"Fine.........wait a second."

"What?"

"In your retelling of what happened...." I began.

"Yea?"

"How did you know about the part you weren't there for?"

"Shut it and hurry up already!" She said with an annoyed tone.

"Ok Stars lets go"

"Stars?" she said with a hint of confusion

"I don't know your name so I'm just going to call you that." I don't think this is a good time for the rescue mission destroyer to say, 'Oh hey you're a television show' That will cause a hell of a panic. I thought to myself

"My name is Twilight Sparkle."

"......."

"What?"

"Why is your name the manifestation of Edward Cullen?"

"You mean Edward Colton from the Twimare series."

I can say I never laughed so hard. "Oh my g-god ahahahaha you've got to be kidding m-ee-eeeeee." I said while rolling on the floor.

"Whatver, now get up we have to find my friends." She said as she walked off.

"Whats today?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I'm just curious."

"Its Monday, says so on the calendar on the wall over there."

I looked at the wall and noticed the calendar and above it, it said in red letters 'Days till completion of Transformation' with the dates marked until July 21.

"Well fuck me sideways."

"What?"

"We're doing a mission on a Monday."

"So?"

"I fucking hate Mondays"

Author's Note

I really hate mondays
Part 2 coming out at 5 PM Pacific Time