"We'll never make it in time!" Twilight yelled as we were running towards the train station.

"~~Bitch~~ Mare Please!" I yelled back as i levitated a cart onto me. "Get the buck on!"

Everyone got on the cart as I began to gallop like hell down an empty street. "Twilight, you're navigator, now where the hell do I go!" I screamed.

"OK! Left, Right, Right, Left, Straight, Right!" Twilight continuously screamed.

"You suck more than MapQuest!" I yelled as we reached a dead end. "FUCK IT!" I bellowed as i jumped onto the buildings rooftop, somehow managing to keep everyone on. I saw the train starting up as the steam came from the locomotive. "Ok, LISTEN EVERYONE, I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS, AWESOME, AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME!"

" I didn't agree to this!" Octavia and Lyra screamed as I levitated the cart with magic as i began aiming for the train car door, I smiled evilly.

"Any last words!" I yelled.

"Yes please don't-" Octavia began

"Too bad, I don't take requests!" I shouted back and flung them all from the cart.

"This is awesome!" shouted Rainbow and Vinyl.

They all made it into the train with their tickets as the train car doors shut.

"OH, like hell you're getting away!" I shouted as the train started leaving the station.

I started flying towards the train barely being able to keep up with the back of the train. I wish I had trained my wings more. I got close to the back door of the train. I had just barely opened it when the train gained a huge burst of speed. "SON OF A BITCH!" I yelled as the back door closed again. I slowly began gaining. I decided to try using a magic barrier to get rid of the blowback and help me gain speed. A black cone that seemed to have musical clefs eminating from it. No fucking way, I couldn't be could I...well only one way to find out. I broke the sound barrier. A guitar rift sounded through instead of a loud boom as it occured and it lasted way longer than it should've. I DID IT I BROKE THE FUCKING SOUND BARRI......oh right train.

I was going right next to the back of the train and than a thought occured to me. Why the fuck can I barely keep up with a train while going the speed of sound? Fuck it, I;m in Equestria, It's magic, I'm not explaining shit. I opened the back door one last time and dove through and shut the door behind me. When I turned around I saw the Elements of harmony and the three musicians looking at me with awe.

"AND THAT MARES................ IS WHAT I CALL.......... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!" I shouted before my vision faded.

~The Dreamscape~

When my eyes opened I was in a room. Thank god for me being a lucid dreamer. Hmmm I wonder..... I imagined a door and one appeared out of nowhere. Lucid dreaming I love you I walked through the door to see thousands of doors with cutie marks on them.......and a very pissed off Luna.

"Why and how the hell did you get in here!" She yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice. I winced at the volume.

"I'm strolling around the dream....scape, realm, thing. I said in an exasperated voice.

"This is my domain." Luna shouted angrily.

"Silly Woona dreamscapes are for grown ups." I said with a evilish grin.

"Get out Noise!"

"No!"

"If you won't listen to me, then try to not get spotted in their dreams at least." Luna said in a defeated tone, as if she had lost an argument that never happened.

"Okay.....See You Later" I said as I walked to the first door. It had bubbles on it. Hmmm probably Derpy I opened the door and saw a mountain of muffins....and The Doctor......eating her.......... 'muffins'. I shut the door and tried to wipe the image from my mind. I went to Twilights door and opened it and she was READING CELESTIA DAMN BOOKS. "BOOOOORING" I yelled as I shut the door before she turned around. I went to Applejacks and saw she was dreaming of a family reunion. I opened Fluttershys door and saw a nightmare of her running from ponies in the Everfree Forest, I couldn't bear to see it and left. Vinyl was clubbing, Octavia was performing with the Canterlot Orchestra, Lyra was playing the lyre in a park. I went into Pinkie Pies and saw her throwing cake at all of her freinds images in a food war.

I checked Rainbow Dashes last. I was utterly shocked at the horrors I saw. I saw Rainbow Dash with Spitfire. Why was that bad you ask. Rainbow was living out a fantasy thats why. An erotic fantasy. I shut the door and sat there in a while in the Hallway of Dreams. (Thats what I'm calling it) Luna was there smiling at a mentally broken me.

"Enjoy your stay Noise?" Luna said slyly. "N-n-n-n-n-not after that door." I stuttered

"I gave you fair warning Noise...." Luna said as she went into her door.

~In Sonics Dreamscape~
(Italics are voices that he's hearing in his dreamscape)

...........h........he.......help....... j-Ja......Jason!

G-g........et...........u.......up...please!

"Its getting louder..." Sonic thought to himself.

Your Time Has Come! A voice bellowed

We'll defeat you with the elements just like last time!

No! H-how could they fail!

Good night my little ponies! It yelled with an evil snicker

All of the sudden I cuoldn't hear anything but static. I waited seconds, then minutes, and then hours until i heard something again. More like many things crying for help. I felt...nothing. I knew it was a sad state of being but I couldn't cry for them. The static surrounded me, kinda like the static used see on tv, even with the noise coming from it. There was nothing. So I just kept walking into the static until I heard a voice I hadn't heard before. It sounded calming and kind.

We need your help....please wake up and save our kind....you're the last hope for ponykind now.... WAKE UP!

I woke up in a weird green pod covered in slime........

WHAT COULD BE WAITING FOR OUR HERO!

Author's Note

The Dreamscape thing was an inception joke that I lost a bet with a freind on.
Turns out I can't drink 7 gallons of milk in one sitting.
Fuck You, don't judge me, I was bored