Clue Me In

It wasn’t a typical day in the neighborhood of the town called Clue. Sure, people were outside enjoying a beautiful sunny day. Sure, there were kids flying kites and old men fishing at the lakes. But, most of the attention was set on the surfing shorelines. Inquiry Beach was giving Nahoon Beach a run for its popularity today and it was not because the waves were simply perfect to work with. Today the locals of the Eastern part of London could not stop staring at the middle of the beach.

From the airport to the beach and already wearing their swim suits, six exotic occupants lay down to sunbathe. All six ladies were individually mouth watering to look at, even their beach wear. They seemed like Victoria’s Secret met Suicide Girls combined. They were used to stares and photos being taken of them back home where they came from. They were the Elements of Harmony. They wouldn’t, however, be on vacation right now if Twilight Sparkle did not get crowned one of the newest Princesses of Equestria.

From left to right lay towels in these colours: purple, white, yellow, pink, blue, orange.

Twilight Sparkle is wearing her vintage 1950’s purple and white striped one piece bathing suit and has her nose in a book. Her indigo hair, with the pink and purple streaks, is tied up in an Asian Style Bun with the chopstick accessory that isn’t supposed to be used while eating.

Rarity decided to wear an extra revealing white bikini thong that had diamonds attached daintily in 3’s where fabric was present. There is silver glitter woven into her glamorous dual toned purple hair. She had massively huge movie star sun glasses covering her eyes. Fluttershy was talking to her, the next towel over, about their love lives. Fluttershy wears a yellow one piece, but it may as well have been two pieces! It was, for sure, a one piece. Though, her tummy and back side were exposed with only thin strings that linked the top and bottom together at her sides. Butterflies made from flowers sits on top of her baby pink hair.

A fluffier, darker pink head of hair curled into an afro. Pinkie Pie sat upright between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash people watching. She was on the lookout for the next ‘hottie mc naughty’ to come her way. She also notices how odd some of the locals looked and carried themselves. And, for Pinkie to think others were weird, is saying something. Pinkie is wearing a two piece suit that’s a pink lighter than her hair colour. The bra part had a cupcake as each cup including a cherry sewn on. And the lower half of her two piece was a skort… both skirt and shorts put together. Her bottoms had writing on it that says, ‘Taste Me! I’m Just The Right Amount Of Sweet!’

Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack wore swim trunks and bikini tops. Dash’s swim shorts were the same colour as the sky including clouds and her top was every colour matching her messy rainbow hair. Apple Jack has on orange swim shorts with two red vertical stripes going downwards on each leg and a brown top with red polka dots. The scrunchie holding her blond hair in a ponytail was the same red colour matching the accents of her suit. She also wears her most favourite cowboy hat and twirls her lucky horseshoe in her hands by her finger tips. They busied themselves in talking about future races on foot, by car, by anything. Or, they were talking about how they can one up each other in whatever competition they could think of.

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“It sure is super duper whooper awesome blossom that we get to throw your ‘CONGRATULATIONS TWILIGHT FOR BECOMING A PRINCESS’ party here in London, Twilight!” exclaims Pinkie. “AAAaaaand vacationing! Which means it’s a PARTY EVERY DAY!!!”

“I know what you mean! Time to go shopping! Oooo lala! And, we are sure to go site seeing!” Rarity sighed happily turning to face Apple Jack. “Perhaps, I can find our wedding dress and suits here, my darling lover, or at least ideas on how to design them!”

“Yes! Site seeing! There are a lot of historical hot spots to see!! Too bad Spike didn’t make the trip with us.” Twilight Sparkle frowned, but, for a second. “Ugh. I cannot WAIT till Trixie lands! She had a prior commitment to tend to with her family, which is excusable, by all means!”

“I trust that our sisters and Spikey Wikey are behaving themselves!” Rarity hopes out loud.

“Ah’m sure they are, mah Sugar Love!” Apple Jack says to solidify the hopeful statement. “What do all ya’ll think about where we’re all here a stayin?”

“It appears to me that everyone here in Clue seems quite peculiar. In fact, more so than our own dear Pinkie!” Twilight answers.

“Hey!” Pinkie shouted after hearing that. She shrugs her shoulders and calms down though. “Oh, okay. You’re right. There really are people weirder than even me! This morning when we got here, there was this lady with a peacock on her head! A PEACOCK!”

Lying down with her eyes closed Dash says in a monotone sleepy voice “Her name really is Peacock. Mrs. Peacock.” a stiff laugh comes out as well. “I saw her too. I just had to ask somebody about that lady. So they told me. Whoever, that was.”

“Yeah! So anyway, people in Clue are either too nice, too secretive, or too whatever their cases may be!” Pinkie continued to say in addition to the peacock lady.

A gasping sound came from Fluttershy interrupting Pinkie. “Oh, I am so sorry Pinkie to cut you off… if that’s okay… Dashie! Oh Dashie! LOOK! Wake up! Open your eyes! Please!”

“What is it, Babe?” mumbled Rainbow Dash in her almost successful drift off to sleep.

“The Wonderbolts!” an excited Fluttershy jumps over Pinkie and got on top of her Rainbow. She places a kiss on Dash’s lips and that, for sure, woke up her wife.

“That cannot possibly be them, can it?” Rarity asks Fluttershy as she lifts up her sunglasses and squints her eyes.

“Since Dashie has been a fan since we were kids… I definitely can spot them!” Fluttershy blushes. “And don’t forget she flies and performs with them sometimes… so I sit in on practices and rehearsals.”

“Ohhh Yeah! It’s them alright! They’re just not in their uniforms! They’re in civilian wear! I know their moves anywhere!” Dash says, alive as can be. No one would ever be able to tell she even tried napping.

Pinkie started to giggle. “You mean that they’re in their bikini and speedo wear!” Everyone starts to laugh with her.

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Rainbow Dash shoots up in the air flipping and summer salting. She speeds over to her Wonderbolt friends making quite the presence. With her fist up above her head still heading upwards, her fellow flyers shot up with her on each of her sides forming a ‘V’ and followed through with an act they all worked on together that looked like they were synchronized swimming in air and then twirling apart like fireworks. They all landed high-fiving each other in front of their applauding friends and other spectators. Cheering words like ‘BRAVA!’ and ‘THAT WAS AWESOME!’ came at them from all directions.

“What are you guys doing here?” Dash asks.

“The Princesses gave us this trip! Ya know… to pay us back for the last three shows we put on!” Spitfire tells the group.

“And surprisingly… there’s ‘ALL YOU CAN EAT’ PIE HERE!” Soarin says. “What are you ladies here for? Saving London’s Bridge from falling down?”

"That's what I'm hoping for!" Pinkie says under her breath, almost mute, that no one really heard her. "And I'm providing the Pie! Come at me Peoples!"

“That’s funny, haha, Soarin!” Dash says back at him. “We’re here for vacation as well… didn’t you read your Equestrian email?”

“AND Now that you’re here you can go to our celebration party for Twilight!” Pinkie jumps up and twist opens a can of streamers that popped out of it.

Spitfire and Soarin bow down to Twilight.

“Oh stop that, you don’t have to do that with me, we’re friends!” Twilight blushes. “I take it you guys are staying at the ‘King David’s Façade Inn’?”

“Yep, Princess Luna gave us her ‘PREMIER ROYALTY CLUB’ card” Soarin shows everyone what he was talking about. “Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are here too! Princess Celestia lent them her card.”

“Cadence lent us hers. She says I’ll get my own when I make it home…” Twilight says to him.

“So, did you ladies just get here or something?” Spitfire asks looking at all the suitcases in a pile next to the beach towels.

“Ohhh, yes.” Fluttershy speaks in her soft spoken way. “We got off the plane and went straight here to the beach! We haven’t been to the hotel yet…” she crawls on top of Rainbow Dash who decided to sit down for a bit.

“It’s pretty neat, I do have to say.” Spitfire says in return. “Fleetfoot and Rapidfire are there relaxing. They have jet lag.”

“But, don’t they fly all the time!?” asks Pinkie Pie.

“Well, yes. But, planes are different, silly girl!” Soarin says as he joins in the conversation by placing his arm around Spitfire’s waist.

“Ahem.” Twilight clears her throat and everyone looks at her. “Oops! Excuse me! Though, since I have your attention… According to my tour guide pamphlet, it says today is the first day of this town’s season. I wonder what that could mean…”

“It means it’s time to PARTAY!” Pinkie yells out bouncing around in a circle.

“Yeah, Eggy! ‘LIVE a lil’ is what it means!” Dash says receiving a kiss from Fluttershy who was still sitting on her lap.

“Ah’m gonna live!” Apple Jack tells everyone. “A lot!”

Ignoring the craziness of Pinkie, Dash, and Apple Jack, “There’s a spa at the Inn and a full gym! I want to sit in the steam room or Jacuzzi.” Twilight says next.

“That sounds ravishing. Let’s go!” Rarity’s eyes lit up. “And we can all gossip the latest gossip!”

“You can count A.J. and me out!” Dash says sticking out her tongue.

“And me!” Soarin quickly added.

“And Soarin!” Dash says with a head nod.

“I vote for the steam room!” Pinkie says “We can all be nekkid together!”

“We can all be naked in the Jacuzzi too, Pinkie! There are several of them in private rooms!” Spitfire proclaims.

“Then, it’s settled. Let’s all head to the Inn.” Twilight says to the group.

Apple jack turns to Twilight. “R.D., Soarin, and Ah will stay behind ta do one last surf run.”

“We’ll catch up to ya!” Soarin says and assures the ladies leaving.

“Ohhh my, ohhh no… What about our bags and luggage?” Fluttershy questions in a worry “I know it’s not a far walk to the hotel… and it’s not like we have many items… but they’re quite heavy. The escort guide person left and took the transportation as well.”

“Babe, I got our stuff!” Rainbow Dash kisses her Flutters. “Don’t worry about it!”

“And Ah will git ours, Rare!” Apple Jack says to her fiancée.

“And I will help carry the rest.” Soarin promises.

“Well, I can take mine!” Pinkie says still bouncing around in a circle.

“Our stuff is already in our rooms!” Spitfire picks up one of the suitcases. “I can help Twilight… I mean, PRINCESS TWILIGHT! …with her things!”

“You really don’t have to help… I’ll take most of my things myself. Really…” Twilight says embarrassed. She picks up two of her other bags.

All the goodbyes with the promise of one surfing race only were said. The three left on the beach, raced for the best wave.