Okay, let's see… Where to begin? At the beginning of course! I had a pretty boring life. I had a job, no friends, a family full of assholes (with a few exceptions), I had an apartment and I had a hard time paying the taxes. Nothing out of the ordinary. But that all changed at the museum. What happened, you ask? Dinosaurs and talking ponies, that's what happened. To be more precise: I got turned into a Pterodactyl and was thrown into the "wonderfull" land of Equestria. Fortunatly, the Pterodactyl was my favorite animal. UNfortunately, I have no idea how to deal with all this shit.

Rated T (teen) for gore, bad language and: because. Oh yeah, don't expect updates TOO regularly.