Super Nova

  "OH MY DEAR SWEET CELESTIA, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!" DeNile cried out as he got chased by Rainbow Dash, looking very furious.

   "WHY YOU LITTLE-"

  Trixie tapped Nova on the shoulder. "Why does it seem that Rainbow Dash has some sort of grudge on him?" She asked.

  Nova shrugged awkwardly. "Well... Yes, I guess. It's because of a prank he pulled on her right before we moved away, a going away present. She didn't seem to like it AT ALL... And now she's out to kill him."

  Fluttershy put her hands over her mouth. "Oh my goodness... Um, you guys, you have to do something!" She said.

  Both Trixie and Nova looked at her, not saying a word.

  Finally, Rainbow Dash grabbed a hold of DeNile. "O-OH CELESTIA!" DeNile cried out, begging for his life.

  "Ummm.... Trixie is not going to risk her life to save his," Trixie said, shaking her head.

  Nova just bit his lip. "Umm... Flutters?"

  Fluttershy sighed. "Oh alright..." She fluttered over to Rainbow Dash and DeNile were. "Um... Dashie?"

  "A bit busy, Fluttershy!" Dash sad, biting DeNile's shoulder.

  "Oh-Um, i'm terribly sorry, but if you could stop punching DeNile, that would be great." No reply. "Dashie?" .... "...Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy began to twitch, a vein becoming visible on her forehead.

  "Trixie, cover your ears," Nova advised her.

  Trixie tilted her head. "Why?"

  "....It's time for a Flutter Rage," Trixie immediately covered her ears along with Nova.

  Fluttershy grabbed Rainbow Dash and held her by the collar, furious. "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!"

  "OH THANK YOU!" DeNile floated over and hid behind Nova, peeking out from behind him.

  Rainbow Dash stared at Fluttershy, looking into her crystal blue eyes. "Fluttershy, that...... Was incredibly sexy..."

  Fluttershy blushed as Rainbow Dash smiled seductively. "Have I ever told you how fucking adorable you are?"

  "All the freaking time..." Nova muttered.

  "I-Um..." Fluttershy was at a loss for words.

  Dash laughed, flying down to the surface with Fluttershy.

  ".... Oh Celestia, the things they're about to do..." DeNile said, snickering.

  "D-DeNile! I can't believe you came!" Nova said, looking at his friend.

  DeNile laughed, scratching his head. "Well, I WOULD'VE come over with Seiko, but she left without saying a word. Their was a search party and everything! Then I texted her and she told me she was in Equestria, and I came over. I left lil' sis' with your mom and dad, so no need to worry."

  "Well... This is Trixie," Trixie waved. "She's my.... Well, it's hard to explain."

  Trixie looked up to the right. "Giiirlfrieeend~"

  Nova sighed, facepalming. "Trixie, if you're my girlfriend, then I have six of them."

  DeNile cracked up. "Damn, Nova! You're one lucky guy to have six girls! I wonder if they're as cute as this one..." DeNile smirked, stroking his chin.

  Trixie blushed, smiling. "Why, thank you. B-But Trixie belongs to Nova, him and only him!"

  DeNile shrugged. "I see.... He leaves for two months, and suddenly he has 6 girls following him, why I was back home playing with lil' sis'...." He frowned, letting out a deep sigh. "I hate my life.

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  "So, DeNile, do you have any family?" Trixie asked. The three were at a local Cloudsdale cafe, drinking milkshakes.

  DeNile nodded. "Yeah, I mentioned my little sister like, twice, earlier. I have a little sister and my mom and dad," he answered.

  "Really? I wish to know their names."

  DeNile exhaled from drinking his milkshake. "My adorable little sister's name is Screwball. Her eyes are weird, like Nova's. But instead of emptiness, it's swirls. She's cute no matter what, though. My mom's name is Chrysalis, and my dad's name is Discord. They're.... A strange pair.(1)"

  Trixie's jaw dropped. "Queen Chrysalis, the one who tried to overthrow Princess Cadence, and Discord, who overthrew Equestria once and attempted it again?"

  DeNile shrugged. "Those are the ones."

  Nova laughed. "You should see Screwball, though. She's a bit... Slow, but she's 6, what did you expect? She takes after her dad, wanting chaos and discord everywhere. While DeNile here takes after his mother, wanting power and what-not."

  DeNile squinted his eyes at Nova. "Way to make my little sister sound retarded and make me sound like a dick, Nova."

  Nova smiled. "My bad."

  The three finished their drinks and returned to Ponyville, the sun beginning to set. "So, DeNile, want to meet my...." Nova shuddered at the word he was about to use. "...Harem?"

  DeNile smiled mischievously. "Sure thing, dude. I can't WAIT to see the lucky girls!"

  And so, his reaction to all of Nova's girls went a little something like this...

  Derpy: "OH MY CELESTIA YOU'RE SO CUTE!"

  Seiko: "HIIIII SEIKOOO!"

  Vinyl: "OH MY GOSH YOU'RE HUUGE IN JAPAN!"

  Octavia: "I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!"

  Roseluck: "YOUR BOOBS ARE MAGNIFICENT!"

  "P-Please excuse DeNile, girls. He's a bit.... Socially awkward."

  DeNile squinted at him while fondling Roseluck's breasts as she stood there in shock. "You're one to talk, Nova."

  "Oooh! So you're Muffin's best friend? Well, that means you can be my.... Blueberry Muffin!"

  Nova frowned. "Why does he get a specific kind...?"

  "...Blueberry...Muffin?" DeNile asked.

  Vinyl nudged him with her elbow. "She's obsessed with Muffins, you'll get used to it."

  "....Vinyl Scratch talked to me.... Oh my gosh!!!"

  "....DeNile... May I speak to you for a moment?" Seiko asked, her hands in a fist.

  The two went behind dumpster, and Seiko's fist connected with DeNile's jaw as she trembled. "OW! What the hell was that for, Sei?"

  Seiko's voice cracked. "I came to Equestria to get Nova to myself for once. Then I see a bunch of dumb bimbos surrounding him, and I got pretty damn pissed. Do you think having you here makes my chances any better, dumb ass!" It was pretty obvious she was crying behind her hair.

  "What in the world are you-.... Ooooh. You still have that obsession with Nova, don't you?" DeNile groaned. "Why can't any girls like me!?"

  Seiko kicked him in the shin. "Because you're ugly, annoying, a perv, and no body likes you."

  "HAH! You can't be calling anyone a perv, stalker! I remember that one day you were video taping Nova showering, don't think I forgot."

  "Gyah!..... Okay, fine. You win this round. But I swear, if you get in my way, you'll end up like the rest of my victims."

  DeNile ignored her last statement. "....Hey, remember that one time when we were little and you let me touch your chest?"

  In a split second, he was lying at the floor with a boot print on his face and a bloody nose. "...No need to over react. I just thought that out of all the girls, you would be the one to at least have a chance of liking me..."

  Seiko rolled her eyes. "If you believed that for a second, then you're an idiot."