Super Nova
DeNile the Pervert
Previous Chapter"Heeey! Nova! I have a present for you!!!" Vinyl yelled, chasing after a Nova.
Nova turned around, squinting. "Hm?" He made out the image of Vinyl running towards him at light speed. "...What in the world..."
Vinyl stopped inches away from him, panting. "Lookie here, Nova!" She said, shuffling through her bag. "Aha!" She took out seven tickets and handed them to Nova, who looked at them confused.
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"...You're giving me tickets to one of your concerts? Why can't you just take us with you like you usually do?" He asked.
Vinyl sighed, shaking her head. "My manager says people are getting pissed that others are getting in without tickets, so he said no more. But I could just keep giving you guys tickets, so I guess it doesn't matter," she said. "Go give those to the others for me, will 'ya? I gotta go to the studio and rehearse, see you later, dude!" She said, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek before running away.
"....How the hell do you rehearse for dubstep? Memorizing the keys or something..?" Nova shoved the tickets in his coat pocket, wanting to take it off, since he loved the cold. "Gosh, it's cold... About thirty-four degrees if my judging is correct..."
"OH there you go again! Noticing and noting every little detail in the world. Oh my dear Nova, you so cray-cray."
"SON OF A- DENILE!" DeNile smiled as Nova swung around, breathing frantically. "YOU- Hey, how are you not wearing a coat in this weather? It's freezing. You'll catch a cold if you don't put one on!"
DeNile giggled. "Awww. I bet you think of me as your little boyfriend. Anywhore, it's kind of cool how you notice every little detail, but I can think ahead. Like, WAAAAY ahead. That's why I can win a game of chess in like, eight moves," he said, twirling around.
"W-Wha! I don't think of you as a boyfriend! G-geez!" Nova said, blushing like mad.
DeNile rolled his eyes. "Tsk tsk. Fine, to remove the yaoi, little brother."
"..But you're older than me..." Nova said, confused.
DeNile groaned. "But less mature, correct? Therefore, little brother. Where are you going, anyway?"
"I was just going to visit Dash, but then Vinyl came and told me to give these tickets to the others," Nova said, handing DeNile his ticket.
He shoved the ticket in his pockets, shaking his head and waving his finger. "Tsk tsk. Nope. They can wait. I haven't seen you in a while, so let's go ice skating! You like ice, right?"
Nova nodded. "Yeah, but that doesn't mean I don't still have to give these to the girls, you know. Sorry, but no. Some other time, 'kay, DeNile?"
DeNile pouted. "Fine, you big meanie."
Nova sighed, shaking his head. "You can at least come with, you know."
"Yay!"
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"DERPY! HURRY THE HELL UP!!"
"S-SORRY! It's kind of tight..!!"
"THAT'S THE IDEA!!!"
Nova went to Seiko and Roseluck's room door, knocking twice. "Knock knock. May I come in?"
"...Shit. J-Just one minute, Nova!" Seiko called. "It shouldn't be so tight... You're a small girl, after all..."
DeNile snickered at the sounds that were coming from the room, causing Nova to elbow him in the side. "Owie! Hmph! You meanie...."
"Q-Quit acting like a little kid, De. You're 17, try acting a little mature for once? Please?" Nova pleaded, getting slightly annoyed by his best friend's antics.
"..A little."
"O-Okay! You can come in now!" Seiko called out, muttering something.
Nova looked at DeNile nervously, not sure whether opening the door was a good idea or not, but DeNile kept nodding rapidly. With a sigh, Nova twisted the door handle and pushed. The sight was sure enough a treat for DeNile. but for Nova... Not so much. Because of his non-perverted attitude and modesty.
"Muffin, Yaaay!" Derpy called out, clapping.
DeNile eyed the girls, smirking. "French maids, nice. You know, I visited France once. Nova, Sei and I. Seiko threatened to push me off the Eifel Tower if I didn't stop touching her ass... It was worth it."
Seiko punched DeNile in the jaw. "These outfits aren't for your eyes, peasant! Off with you!" She spat at him.
"Awwww. Sei, I thought we were friends! Don't be a jerk!" DeNile said, frowning.
"....Then stop acting like a six year old," Seiko told him, kicking him in the balls and leaving him curled up, crying.
Nova had still just been standing in the doorway, mouth open. "..W-W-W-Why are you girls wearing those?" He asked, needing an explanation for the sight in front of him.
Derpy giggled. "Seiko said it would impress you and make you wanna ravish-" Seiko put a hand over Derpy's mouth, muffling her sentence.
"...To impress you..." She said.
".....Well," Nova took the tickets from his pocket, handing two to the girls. "Vinyl's holding a concert at Sugarcube Corner, and she wanted me to give these to you. Can you make it?"
Well, I was going to work on another little art project, but the real thing's better than a drawing! Seiko smiled. her hair uncovering her eyes. "Sure thing, Nova! Can we sit next to each-other?" She asked frantically.
Nova laughed, smiling. "Sure thing, Sei. Anything for you!"
EEEP! He would do anything for me!!! Seiko giggled, blushing like a six year old who just got a kiss from Justin Bieber.
"Awwww... No fair! He's MY muffin, I should sit next to him!" Derpy said, pouting.
Nova put his hand on Derpy's head, ruffling her hair. "You can sit on the opposite side of Seiko, 'kay, Derpy?"
Derpy smiled, yay-ing while Seiko twitched, twirling and imaginary knife in her hand. "Well, I have to go give these tickets to Trix, Octy and Rosey, so I can't stay. I'll see you girls later," Nova said, turning around, but not before Seiko pressed her lips on his cheek and hugged him.
DeNile got up, still clutching in between in legs, giving Seiko the finger. The two exited the room, closing the door.
"....Slut."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"
Nova looked to DeNile. "...Let's just go."
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"Oh Roseeey!" DeNile called out, knocking on the door. "It's me, my love! I wish to enter your room!"
Nova sighed. "You only like her because her she has big boobs, pervert."
DeNile shrugged. "Well, that's true."
Octavia went to the door, opening it a little. "Oh! Hello, you two," she opened to door fully, "Roseluck's taking a shower, so-"
DeNile dashed into the room out of their sight. "D-DeNile, no!"
"Let him do it. He'll get his ass kicked anyways," Nova answered her, shuffling through his pockets and handing her two tickets. "Give one to Rosey. They're tickets to a concert Vinyl's having tonight."
"Another one? Well, I figured she would've told me... Oh well. I'll be sure to arrive."
Suddenly, something came to Nova's mind. "Hey, how come none of us have been to any of your concerts?" He asked, tilting his head.
Octavia shrugged. "Well, since it is only the sunrise of school, most people who like classical music are caught up in school work, so they don't really have time-"
"SON OF A BITCH!!!" DeNile yelled, getting thrown out of the bathroom dripping wet and bleeding in several places. He stumbled a bit before crashing into a coffee table, causing his nose to bleed.
Roseluck peeked out of the bathroom, smiling. "Please, refrain from peeping, if you will," she closed the door, that creepy smile still on her face.
"De, that's the second time today."
"I know! But I am not a man to turn down a woman's sexual advances," he said, wiping his bloody nose.
Nova muttered. "You're not a man at all..."
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"Alright.. Zecora, don't fail Trixie now..." Trixie said, rubbing her hands together. She took a pinch of pink powder from a small bowl, and dashed it into a bigger bowl in front of her, causing it to bubble up.... And explode. "Gah! Love potions are supposed to be the simplest of potions... Perhaps Trixie is losing her touch..." She heard a knock on her door and looked up, startled.
"Hey, Trix, you home? It's Nova."
"And meeee!!!"
Trixie quickly cleared the smoke from the room and sprayed some perfume to extinguish the smell. She ran to the door and opened it, giving Nova a great big hug. "Hello, Nova! Trixie did not expect you. Why are you here?"
Nova sniffed the air, squinting. "Oh... Well, I just came to give you a ticket to a concert Vinyl's having tonight. Can you make it?"
"Why yes, of course Trixie can-"
"Holy cow it smells good in here. What were you doing before we arrives, Trix?" DeNile asked suspiciously.
Trixie bit her lip. "Umm... Trixie was... Getting her Nightmare Night costume ready! Y-Yeah. That's sounds believable..."
Nova stiffened. "What? But... Wait, when is Nightmare Night again?"
"Oh, it's tomorrow," DeNile answered. "I'm gonna be Cleopatra!"
Nova shook his head. "Oh, that figures. You're all interested in Egyptian history... But why Cleopatra? Why not King Tutankahem?"
"...Dude. I'd look SO sexy dressed as her. 'Nuff said."
"...Okaaay..." Nova handed Trixie her ticket. "Sorry I can't stay, now I have to go buy a costume. Or I could ask Rarity to make one for me... See ya later, Trix!" Nova said, exiting the room while DeNile stayed.
"...Why are you staring at Trixie that way? Stop it..."
DeNile snickered. "Oh, you're so cute when you're embarrassed..."
"...What?"
"You were trying to make a love potion, weren't you?"
"......Shut up."
