Stallions Being Totally Judgemental

"Don't be such a mare! You finally have a chance to go in there and talk to her! So do it you big idiot!"

Green Step and Windy Sea were both stationed right outside the lunar gates in the middle of the night, in anticipation for an audience with Princess Luna. The guards were weary of the two stallions, but Luna's orders were law and the two lucky stallions were allowed to enter any time they wished.

Windy Sea could only let out an frustrated sigh as he gazed at the massive gates with sad, amber eyes. The only reason he had made it so far was because of the peer pressure he was facing from his green friend, but that's about as far as he could push himself. The thought of seeing those blue eyes and that perfect mane had reduced him to a trembling mess.

"But what if I mess up? What if I say something stupid?" Windy Sea muttered as he hung his head low in embarrassment and shame. Windy Sea saw this as his only chance to woo the perfect mare, but Green Step saw this as the perfect opportunity to mooch off of his friend after he marries into royalty.

"Come on dude! How are you going to get anywhere with her if you don't talk to her!?" Green step hissed, face hoofing at the sight of his pathetically shy friend, who happened to be trembling like a foal.

The blue pegasus was about to spit out a nasty reply, but he was interrupted by the sound of an armored guard clearing his throat in a attempt to catch their attention. "I'm sorry gentleponies, but if neither of you intend on speaking to the princess, I'll have to ask you to leave."

"Take easy commander." Green Step replied, giving the stoic guard a sarcastic salute. "Private flank face and I are going, He just needs to take a breather." He pointed out, before he leaned closer to the annoyed armored guard. "You know how it is colt cuddlers these days. Too much time getting hooficures and not enough time staying fit."

The guard simply took a few steps back and impatiently tapped the concrete with the bottom of his spear. "Well tell your friend to hurry up. The princess doesn't have all day."

Green Step cracked a giant grin and nodded, before he turned back his winged friend. "You heard the stallion! Get going!" With his command issues, Green Step grabbed Windy Sea by his tail and began towards the massive set of steel doors.

The Lunar Gates may not have been as well built as the entrance to Celestia's throne room, but the Lunar Gates were nothing to joke about. Two massive slabs of steel, painted in beautiful shades of purple of blue with a beautiful moon engraved on each door.

"Dude! The Luna Guard! So awesome!" Green Step squealed, spitting Windy Sea's blue tail from his his mouth.

"Shut up you idiot! Don't look at them!" Windy Sea's hissed as his he covered his face with a trembling hoof in a pathetic attempt to hide himself from the cat like eyes of the Lunar Guards. "Don't you know what happens to ponies who stare at bat ponies!? They don't ever make it back home!"

"That's just an urban legend you idiot!" Green Step stated as he slapped Windy Sea's hoof from his face. "Don't be such a wuss!"

"We are pretty scary!" A proud voice exclaimed, sending chills down Green Step's spine.

The shocked earth pony spun around and came face to face with a pair of golden eyes.

"Hi!"