Every clopfic ever.

After the ponies had there babbies, they were really busy taking care of them. Then a random pony came to each of their houses and raped them and the babbies. "Oh no!" All the adult ponies said. They didn't want them or their babbies raped. Then, Applejack decided to bite his dick off. After that, he murderised Applejack but he didn't rape any more... Then Celestia came and was like "Awwww HELLL naw! You don't gonna rape any of my little ponies". "You know what this means?" she asked. " It means... TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAH! BEEEYOTCH!" And then all the ponies lived in peace. For now, atleast....