Every clopfic ever.

One day, Nicholas Cage smoked so much weed, he ended up in Equestria. He met Fluttershy and became friends. However, he destroyed her bee hive and then she hated him. In his anger he raped her. He then found all her friends and raped each and everyone. Soon after, he banged everypony in Equestria, except for SunButt. He found her and attempted to rape her. However, she teleported behind him and shoved her dick inside him. Her dick was so big that it tore him apart. And then he woke up, with his ass sore.