The cloptastic adventures of pony Mick in pony Wonderland

Chapter 1: Pink and blue

Mick opened his eyes again. The sun was now right above him, he must have been out for a while. He still remembered his last moments and glanced down again, seeing that it wasn’t a dream. He jiggled his hind legs a bit to make sure he could still move them.

“Legs…I mean hind legs, check… at least they’re still working. Now for the rest of the limbs…”

After a complete check-up, he took it’s time to stand up, being surprised how easy it went. Standing up he took the time to stretch everything out, since sleeping on the ground wasn’t as comfortable as you might think. Still, a thing needed to be tested. Mick looked at his back and made his wings move up and down a bit.

“Ok… I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but at least I got wings… So I should be able to fly…Let’s do this!”

Spotting a small clearing in the forest he sets himself up for a starting sprint.

“Please let this work, please let this work”

Repeating this mantra he started to gallop as fast as he could. Joy overwhelmed him as he felt his hoofs leaving the ground, looking down he saw the ground about 15 cm below him.

“Oh my god, I can fly! I CAN FLY! YOLO bitches, I can fly! Zero bucks given today, I can fly!”

His joy was shamefully stopped short as he crashed into a sturdy oak tree.  As stars danced into his vision, he imagined laughter like people were laughing at him. Still blaming his possible concussion for this, he ignores it and shakes his head.

“Ouch, not really a good start… Better get back to bed or find a doctor or something…”

Mick rubs his head and as he tries to stand up, gets pinned against the tree again by a pink flash.

“Oh my, that looked like SO much fun, why did you fly into a tree? I know of pegasi flying into clouds and stuff, but trees…Hihihi… so silly. Did you do it to see those funny dancing stars? I sometimes bang my head against the wall to see them, pretty colours and stuff, you know… but, you’re all right right?”

Mick looked up and felt his jaw drop from surprise. Right in front of him, in flesh and blood, stood his favorite pony: Pinkie Pie. His mouth went dry and he needed to blink a couple of times before it sank in.His body trembling all over.  He shook his head, not helping his dizziness, and wetted his lips to reply.

“You…you’re Pinkie Pie. I can’t believe it! You’re really her! Oh man, nobody is going to believe me when I tell them about this!” Mick blushed a bit as he noticed his own rambling: “Euhm, sorry. Got a bit carried away there. I’m Mick, pleasure to meet you.”

Pinkie smiled and dropped on her back, laughing hard. How hard little Mick tried, his eyes were drawn to the area underneath her tail. A faint glimpse enough to make his blush even deeper and  his heart racing. He looked a bit away as she watched him again.

“Well, pleasure to meet you Mick, but I think it’s quite clear you are who is most pleased at the moment.”

When she saw Micks blank face, Pinkie giggled behind her hoof and used the other to point at his wings. They were fully erect, even pulsing a bit by the sudden blood flow.

“Oh god, I have the weirdest boner right now! Don’t look at it!”

Pinkie couldn’t take it anymore, his blushing and failing attempts to fold his wings back such a ridiculous sight that she always knew to appreciate. Even though Mick glanced a bit embarrassed  and angry it took her a while to recover.

“Hahaha, really, you are SO lucky  it was me who found you. You don’t want to know what my friends would have done if they saw you like that. They would be shocked, but for me…”

Pinkie stood up and  trotted closer, using her fluffy tail to caress his erect wings. “ … it looks like fun.”

A witty remark dries up on his tongue as his blood is steadily being drained from his brains to other body parts. “Euhm, well, … fun”

Pinkie giggles softly,  letting her tail go up and down his wings, looking eagerly down to Micks groin. “Fun…well, depends…  Something must react first before fun can be had…”

With these soothing words Mick can’t control it anymore, feeling his blood fueling another part of his body until it trembles with anticipation. Looking down he was surprised to see it must have grown about seven inches.

Pinkie smiled widely seeing his erect member and instead of continuing her actions, as Mick was praying for, she started hopping around him. “I win, I win, I win,…. I am like SO good with this game. “

Mick looked down on his throbbing member before looking at Pinkie Pie. Repressing the urge to just force her on his Mick Stick, he shook his head to think clear again and to force some blood back in his brains.

“Wait…game? Are we not…you know…continuing?”

Pinkie stopped hopping around in midair and floated to him before landing again.

“Continuing? Are you loco in the coco? Misses Cake would be very angry if we continued!”

“Misses Cake, what does she have to do with this? We’re all alone!”

“Well, I learned this game from mister Cake. He said I had to touch him all around and if his thingy went up, I had won. He is SUCH a good loser. He always smiles then and goes to his hobby room afterwards. I always get some free pie when he gets back. IT IS SO GREAT! The only rule was that I don’t tell miss Cake about it, otherwise I would lose…”

Pinkie suddenly looked very serious at Mick, her eyes wide with realization:

“You’re not going to tell miss Cake about this right! I don’t want to lose, I HATE losing! You got to Pinkie promise me! Please!”

Mick looked down on Pinkie clamping at his hoof, big puppy eyes awaiting his answer. Though he could only think about how lucky that mr Cake is and congratulate his smarts, Micks kind nature auto replied before he could take full advantage of the situation.

“Sure, I’ll keep my mouth shut. Pinkie promise. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye”

Pinkie jumped up, kind of similar to a releasing spring, and hugged him tight. Something that wasn’t helping to get rid of his raging erection.

“Oh, thank you! I don’t want to lose my winning streak! If there is any way I could help, you just ask all right?”

Mick looked down to his erect member and had a hard time choosing between letting her ride him or asking for help to get back home. He could swear he felt his balls shrimp when he decided to go for the second option.*

“Actually, there is something you could help me with… I’m kinda stuck here and I need a powerfull unicorn that knows a lot to help me get back home. So I was wondering if…”

“Oh you need Twilight then!” Pinkie interrupted him, releasing him from her grip at the same time.

“She is like the smartest unicorn I know! She even knows why the sky is blue and some ponies have babies and others don’t! She even knows why foals like Cinnamon Crunch that much! She lives just in the library of Ponyville, you can meet her there!”

“Euhm…ok, but where exactly is the library…or even Ponyville? I’m lost around here.”

Pinkie looked at him quizzically for about nine seconds  before answering. “Euhm…you do know we’re just in Ponyville Parc right? The exit towards the town square ,and a bit further the library, is just behind those trees.” She pointed towards the trees he saw when he had just awoken. Mick now noticed some roofs visible through the treetops. “ Wow, you must have hit your head pretty hard to forget that. Well, either way, I’m off! Mr Cake dared me to play the game again this afternoon and I’m going to win…AGAIN! So see you later! Bye!”

Mick keeps watching Pinkie until she disappeared  in some shrubbery. Turning his gaze to the recently indicated way he finally had a plan to get back to the human world. Find Twilight Sparkle and explain everything!

As he trotted through the bushes he felt a sharp pain as he thought back at Pinkie Pie. Was it heart ache? Shame? No, it was something he never experienced before….

Blue balls can be a bitch.