Celestia, as the ruler of Equastria, has to make great decissions. And mostly, she does the right thing, even thou she has no idea about what she is doing. Bu this time, she screwed up. She accidently started a war against Saudi-Arabia, which has a much stronger army then Equastria. So she decides the troops need new arms… and invents guns! But whily transporting them to the battlefield, one of the weapons, a Desert Eagle, finds its way into the hoofs of Pinkie Pie.

I'm trying to be funny, and I'm gonna fail. And there is some nasty violence going on later in the story. Also, I changed the characters a bit.