Bacon and Hobbes: The Purple Doll.

"And that's why Capitalism will fail! Why do y'all think I ran out into the middle of the road!?"

"Wow.......That's really depressing." Hobbes replied, as the group, excluding a still sulking Bacon, laid in a small circle as the watched the clouds float by. "Hey Edgar?"

"Yeah?" The undead crow squawked, as he stared at a cloud that looked suspiciously like a tire. "Somethin ya need?"

"What was it like being dead?" Hobbes asked, as he drooled at the school of cloud tuna fish that were floating by. "Is there really something waiting for everyone once we're dead?"

"Maybe." The crow screeched, as he twisted his malformed head towards the curious tiger. He could see the curious glint in the predator's eyes, but he could also see something more brewing behind his eyes. The crow could tell that he was anxious to hear the answer. "I think it would be best if you figured it out for yourself."

"Well can you atleast give me an idea of what it's like? Just a LITTLE hint?" The tiger pleaded, as he rolled onto his stomach.

"Well it's kind of like sleeping. It's not nearly as bad as it seems." The crow screeched, earning himself a reassured nod and a relieved smile from the tiger.

"That's good enough for me." Hobbes whispered, as he rolled onto back once more.

"Y'all want to know what would be good enough FOR ME!? A crow that could physically injure a few soldiers!" A few feet from the group was the brown filly, who had resorted to uprooting grass with her horn to relieve her overwhelming sense of anger. "BOY WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF I GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED! THANKS ALOT GOD!" She screamed to no one in particular.

"What about you pony? Aren't you a little curious about the afterlife?" The crow asked, as he tried to stretch his dislocated legs.

"Oh I'm immortal." Twilight replied calmly, as she curled her legs against her furry stomach. Normally, this conversation would indeed pique her curiosity, but her newly granted immortality had sucked all the fun out of the particular subject. After some time learning to accept her new fate, she found it easier to deal with. She knew that there would always be somepony to watch over the weak and that somepony happened to be her. She accepted that duty with a smile on her face.

"As if something so soft and weak could ever deserve the privilege of immortality!" A cruel, familiar voice hissed from the shadows of a tree.

With a small, collective gasp from Bacon And Twilight, the group turned to see two figures strolling closer to there position in the pet cemetery.

"JIMMY!" Bacon hissed, as her blue eyes narrowed at the sight of the 8 year old boy.

Jimmy was infamous for his strange need to wear his "brony"ism on his sleeve. He was only an inch taller than Bacon, with a darker shade of skin, light brown eyes, and a skateboard tucked away under his thin right arm. "Bacon. Long time no see." He stated nonchalantly, as he chewed on a piece of gum.

"Chrysalis!" Twilight hissed, as she saw a dark, four legged figure trot into the open with a baseball cap on her head. Twilight wasn't quite sure why she was wearing a baseball hat, but she was indeed wearing one.

"Twilight Sparkle. I see that your sad excuse for a mentor decided to make you a cute little princess." Chrysalis spat, as she chewed on a piece of gum of her own. "It's a shame that you won't be around to tell her how your little experiment goes."

As the two began a verbal battle, a duel was occurring between the two eight year olds.

"What are YOU doing here!?" Bacon asked, as she glared at her rival. And he has his stupid Rainbow Dash shirt on! She thought with disgust, as she looked over this pathetic excuse for a boy. "Shouldn't you be playing fairy princess with your little pony toys?"

"Hey! My Little Pony is a show for EVERYONE! I can watch it whenever I want to." He replied, quickly spitting his piece of stale gum out in annoyance. "I don't need to take this from someone running around as a pony." He stated, as a large smirk began to grow on his cocky face.

"Hey I did it for science! THAT'S IT!" Bacon stated, denying his accusations. A small blush began to form as the boy began to circle the brown filly with a devilish grin on his face.

"Sure sure. Blank flank!" He snickered, before he began to make his way back to his black companion. "Let's go cheese legs. These losers are just a waste of time."

With that said, Chrysalis spat out one last cutting remark towards her enemy before she began to take her leave with the skateboarding brony.

"Princess Celestia IS NOT A FAT DIABETIC YOU JERK!" Twilight roared, as the unwelcome party left the angry group alone in the silent cemetery. "I'm gonna kill her!" Twilight hissed to herself, as she made a mental note to put an extra hole in the changelings big head.

The group sat in an awkward silence as the tiger and the crow whispered between one another at the odd event that just took place and the two mares tried to calm themselves down.

"So." The crow squeaked, trying to break the awkward silence. "Do y'all still want to hear about the week I spent in Russia?"

"Nah. I think we should just go home." Bacon grumbled, as she dragged herself off of her spot on the ground. "My mom's gonna kill me if we miss dinner."

"He was pretty cute wasn't he." Twilight snickered, as she gave the small filly a playful pat on her back.

"Shut up." Bacon muttered, as she climbed onto her usual spot on Twilight's back. With Bacon safely mounted on the princess's back, the group began to take their leave from the horrible boring cemetery, leaving the horribly confused crow alone in the large cemetery.

"Guys? Where are y'all going?" The crow screeched, as he tried to hop around on useless legs. "How am I supposed to die!? DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"