Bacon and Hobbes: The Purple Doll.

Twas another simple afternoon for Susie, whom had finally received a few nights off from work, and she finally had a chance to bond with her precious daughter. Of course, Susie and Bacon often clashed over the simplest issues due to their opposing views on Bacon's future, but they got along fairly well......As long as it doesn't involve a bath.

With a hot cup of tea in her hand, Susie sat by the open window and watched with a hint of amusement as a blonde girl finally crawled into view. Normally Susie would be in a rush to drag her daughter's muddy body straight into the tub, but she just couldn't help herself. Bacon was just too adorable!

The sweet girl was crawling towards the front door with her toys on her back and a headlight strapped to her forehead. Susie could only hold back a flurry of giggles, as her daughter finally reared up on her legs and opened up the front door.

"H-Hey Bacon!" Susie snickered, trying to cover up smiling face with a white hand. "Did you have fun?"

"No! Twilight was gonna help me raise an undead army, but Jimmy was was being a big jerk!" Bacon exclaimed, as she crawled her way towards the stairs. "The next time I see him, I'm gonna knock him upside the head with a rock!"

"Honey? What's that on your head?" Susie asked, as she crossed legs in anticipation for a mind blowing answer.

"It's a horn mom! Haven't you ever seen a unicorn? Gosh!" Bacon exclaimed in exasperation, as ascended the staircase and began a long, painful journey towards her room.

Susie wanted to scold her daughter about the ruined pair of pants and the mud covered hair, but she had seen all of this before. She'll get dirty again, anyway. Susie thought to herself, as she made her back into a quiet kitchen. She had to cook something before the little demon came at her with the fury of a thousand suns.