Crusader Sky

All of the cannons fired ripping through a Gryphon light frigate, the enemy ship being blasted into bits of splintered wood by the Crusader's full broadside. The powder magazine on the Gryphon frigate exploded violently, Scootaloo sadistically watching and laughing at the Gryphon crew members that were panicking and flying around in circles, their bodies ablaze.

"Haha! Rape! Rape I say! Internal violation of the body without consent! Hahaha!" Scootaloo gave her best evil laugh.

Luna's horn let out another impressive magic bolt of dark blue, ripping through and practically vaporized another ship. There were only two enemy ships left.

Scootaloo wondered if the Princess was cumming every time she fired her horn...maybe she wasn't an ideal sex partner then.

"Beat me with a sex doll 'cause I just might need one." the young pegasus frowned at the thought.

The gryphons were now frantic.

"We've got to turn this battle around before they kill us all!" one gryphon of one of the two surviving ships warned.

The Crusader's other broadside opened up on one of the surviving ships, the salvo crippling it and throwing chucks of wood and gryphons everywhere. The sinking gryphon ships were dropping out the sky like rocks.

"Okay, forget what I said before. Maybe we should just fly away instead," the same gryphon deadpanned.

"The ponies are boarding!" another gryphon cried out in terror.

He looked and sure enough the Crusader was docking with the immobile gryphon ship, a dark blue beam obliterating their final gryphon allied airship. Dozens of pirate ponies hopped onto the deck of the gryphon ship, muskets blazing. Fighting broke out on the gryphon ship, guns shooting and blades clashing.

Stiffler and a gryphon both drew flintlock pistols on each other at the same time.

"Yo homey! Imma bust a cap in your cap!" Stiffler yelled.

The gryphon opened his mouth to speak but paused for a split second.

"Imma...think of something as clever as that, just give me a minute!" the gryphon responded.

"Very well..."

Both lowered their pistols and gazed away from each other and at the battle around them. They focused on each other, unwilling to break their concentration. So began the epic battle of wits.

Another pirate pony ran up and shot the gryphon point-blank in the head.

"Bonus points!" the pirate said to Stiffler as galloped off.

"Hey! That was my kill, Scro!" Stiffler complained.

Sweetie Belle was saber-dueling a gryphon, their blades clashing as they blocked and parried each other's slashes and thrusts. Sweetie Bells spun and twirled her saber as she blocked an incoming horizontal slash.

"You can't beat me. My big sister is an elegant fencer, and she taught me everything she knows," Sweetie Belle scoffed at her opponent.

She parried a thrust aimed at her chest and returned with a slash, which the gryphon blocked.

"So that makes me...like a Jedi Knight or something. Now, ask yourself. Do you really think you can beat a Jedi?"

Her adversary stopped and put a claw to his chin.

"Hmm...no, I guess not."

Coming to this revelation, the pirate gryphon proceeded to draw a pistol and shoot Sweetie Belle in the foreleg.

Sweetie shrieked as the pain caused her eyes to flood with tears. Blood trickled down her leg as she began to scream and cry loudly.

"You just shot a seven-year old little filly in the leg! Why would you do that?!" Sweetie Belle yelled at the gryphon between sobs.

His eyes grew wide with shock and regret.

"I am SO sorry! I didn't know what I was thinking! What is wrong with me? I just shot a kid! Holy Celestia, what did I just do?!" the gryphon continued to reel as he was lost in a guilt trip.

Sweetie Belle stabbed him through the throat and then retracted her blade in rage.

She looked around the battlefield and saw that the crew of the Crusader had taken the gryphon ship. Applebloom, Stiffler, and the Dread Pirate Leeroy Jenkins were standing watch over several gryphons that had been taken prisoner. Sweetie Belle smiled warmly as she observed Scootaloo humping the face of one of the prisoners.

"If I can't have Sweetie Belle, then you're the consolation prize!" the orange filly giggled madly as she pounded away at the gryphon's face, ignoring her cries and pleas for mercy.

"Can I get a band-aid?" Sweetie Belle asked.

Princess Luna entered the captured ship, her nose high as she looked as imposing as an alicorn with a sock on her horn could be. She charged up her magic and aimed her horn at the prisoners.

"Lick my hooves!" the night princess bellowed.

"Wh-what?" one of the now-confused prisoners responded meekly.

"Lick my hooves and tell me that I am pretty!" Luna repeated.

"What?" a second gryphon said in a deadpan tone.

Luna huffed as she puffed out her cheeks in anger.

"I am going through a difficult self-esteem issue right now, and I need a nonsensical fetish to fill the void inside my soul! Now do it! I command you!" Luna ordered, now becoming impatient.

"What?"

Luna non-literally exploded...which means she didn't actually physically blow up, she just got really mad.

"Say what again! Say...what again!" Luna threatened as she pointed her loaded horn at them once more.

"What is going on here!?" a gryphon cried out, completely lost.

Luna fired her horn and turned all of the prisoners into ash, Scootaloo's rape victim included.

"Hey, I wasn't finished yet!" the horny orange filly complained.

"We have won this battle...but there are many more to be fought. This journey is just beginning. What happens? We do not know. We do not question what path destiny will take us, we just go with the flow. Always watching, always ready for when pony kind needs us the most. We are...the Crusaders," Leeroy Jenkins completed his extra-epic speech with pride.

An awkward silence took over the ship.

Applebloom walked up to Leeroy with watery eyes, surely from the beauty of his poetic speech. She looked up to him with the youth and vigor of a promising filly. The promise to pass down his words of wisdom unto future generations of ponies. She opened her mouth to speak.

"Uhh...I didn't understand a word you just said."

Leeroy blinked in response.

"...Neither did I. I'm hungry, let's order tacos!" he shouted with glee.

Everypony cheered and re-boarded the Crusader. It wasn't long before they were setting sail again into the sun, as they prepared to feast and dine upon store bought quality tacos.

The journey is just beginning...even though it began four chapters ago.