The Bronerific Adventures of Freddie and Austin

"R-....rainbow Douche....I-...i've been trying to say this for so long, b-but...I just couldn't find the right way." Austin's tears dropped to the ground, becoming a fist and boxing Miley Cyrus for her foam finger. IT LOST.

"What is it, Austin?" Douche asked, douching the douche douche the best way the douche Dash can dash Douche.

".......I....."

"Yes?" Douche pushed forward, wanting to know the secrets of Narnia.

"....I............"

"YES?"

".................I..................."

"YEH DAWG WATTI'DOOOOOO IF I JUMP DAH GUARDRAIL?"

"...?.....I love ya mama!" Austin admitted, suddenly sticking his chin up in appreciation of his statement.

"Wha?" Douche voiced, shocked and douched by that douchey answer.

"Yuuuup. Firefly is hot as FUQ. I RAPED HER DEAD CORPSE LAST NIGHT, and THEW....nearly sweat a brick...."

"A brick?" Asked a puzzled Douche, somewhat confused, but also impressed.

"Yup. A WHOLE brick."

"Sheeeeetttt." Douche replied, shaking her head in remembrance of the first brick she ever sweat. Ironically enough, it was when she had sex with her hot-azz mama.

THEN THEY FUCKED AND PRODUCED MANY A BRICK HOUSE.