Its been over 1000 years since mankind has been extinct. One particularly sadistic (and may i mention rather large) human was frozen in stone for his crimes against ponydom. Follow him on his journey as he breaks out, hits things, sneaks around, and attempts the most glorious suprise buttsecks ever attempted ever.

I decided to be a writefag for /mlp/ mere hours ago, but what i created was better suited here, being a decent sized story and all.