What happens when someone ends up with 500 lbs of bagels that will never go bad, an insatiable need for cream cheese, and a never-ending bottle of Arizona Iced Tea?

You get Ghost. Let us just say that... there are some people who can never get over what they want, and if it is Ghost, you had better give him the thing he desires most.

This was an idea that came to me while I was enjoying a nice bagel with Philadelphia Cream Cheese (THE BEST KIND EVER), and Arizona Iced Tea. First time truly writing comedy, but hey, it's something that is spontaneous and fun!

[NOTE: This story is being restored little by little. I'm attempting to recover the document it was written in.]