Discord Day Party

   Lauren Faust popped into existence as the last shards of glass scattered at her hooves. As her flapping red mane settled, she turned her aqua eyes to her gps navigator floating beside her. She muttered some things at it and finally came to a conclusion: "Damnit, I overshot the timing. I got here during the party." She seemed to take stock of the room, and came to another startling conclusion: "I've been alive for twenty thousand years and I have never been at a party as dull as this. Where are the table dancers and cider spilled all over the floor? What happened to a DJ? You know, there was that one pony..."

     She trailed off as her horn lit up, but she continued talking after DJ-Pon3 popped into existence, along with a turntable with massive speakers on either side. She continued casting spells until you couldn't move without slipping on cider spilled on the floor, and after she got over the initial pissed off period after being whacked upside the head with an armored hoof she even decreased the number of cups of cider required to entoxicate  an alicorn from 72 to 50, but she warned that it would be temporary before charging her horn, jumping on a table, doing a few moves, and disappearing.

    Everypony gaped for a moment, shrugged, and then kicked the party up a notch.  Falliaia managed to be the first completely hammered immortal, but the others soon followed after. The dancing on the tables started soon after, starting as an organized competition but deteriorating into ponies just shaking their groove things at random, some with cider in hoof or magic.

      The last unintoxicated pony happened to be Phoenix, immortal goddess of fire, who got pissed at the bartender for not skimming her glass correctly after she was fully drunk. In one quick flash there was a pile of ashes where the bartender used to be. Then everypony else realized that with no bartender, there would be no more drinks, and that led

to many unhappy goddesses.

       First they elected Falliaia to go and find a new bartender,  but she came back with a date instead, and while they were busy making out in the corner of the bar they elected a new pony. Celestia just shrugged and teleported Twilight's friend Applejack there, and she was careful to make every glass perfect after hearing a drunk rendition of what Phoenix had done to the other bartender, spoken by her sister Gaia, and luckily managed not to be vaporized  by the time Inyl Scratch passed out, having reached and gone past her limit of alchohol.

      Luna removed the alchohol poisoning from Vinyl's body, but the alabaster DJ pony remained passed out, much to the dissappointment of all in attendance but Falliaia and her date, Thunderlane, because they were still in the corner, making more risque moves.

     About a half hour later, the Drunk Immortals dance contest was in the finals, with Prisma locked against her mother. The loser had the either play cider pong or find a date. They'd already locked in their responses, Prisma would rather drink and stay a virgin for a bit longer, but her mom had other ideas.

    Prisma won the finals and got a special shot of Goldhoofer delivered to her table by Applejack, while Luna exited the bar and returned with a handsome stallion. After a couple more rounds of drinks, she gave him her best 'bedroom eyes' look, and they took another corner and started rutting.

    Most of the bar was too busy starting the cider-pong playoffs, or watching the start, to notice or care, but every so often, Celestia would seemingly sober up again and glance at her currently busy sister while muttering "Not again Lulu three are enough. Please not again."

    Prisma didn't quite understand or care what that meant. Only later would she realize that her mother had three kids, each of them with a different father, and now her mother was rutting another stallion.

    Eventually growing tired of cider-pong, the occupants staged a full-scale revolt when they ran out of cider and all the other spirits the bar had to offer. Luna, now quite finished, left her newest personal acquantance lying where he'd passed out from the alchohol and the rut, and proposed to everypofny that they went to the lake just outside of

ponyville and combine their powers to turn all the top layer of water to alchohol.

     Her proposition was met with roughly two dozen goddesses starting a fullscale bottle war before they left the bar. Applejack cowered in fear behind the actual bar inside the bar but Twilight found her and teleported her back to Sweet Apple Acres to wonder what the hay happened before shrugging it off and going to bed.

      Goldhoofer bottles and pieces of cider barrels were flying around along with empty cans for Dr. Whoover and Coors Crystal, both being specially imported spirits. The immortals then snuck quietly under the light of the moon in black jumpsuits they'd pulled a Pinkie Pie to get,  aka they pulled them out of nowhere, leaving behind the passed out dates of Luna and Falliaia along with Vinyl Scratch and the ashes of the previous barteder, towards the outskirts of Ponyville. They almost got caught by somepony taking a late-night walk, but there was enough time for Luna to bend the moonbeams to make them invisible.

     At last they got to the lake. Some how, Pinkie Pie popped out of Celestia's mane with a boombox and a couple bottles of Goldhoofer and a six-pack of Coors Crystal with two cans of Dr. Whoover, all of which were quickly downed by eager immortals  searching desperately for booze.