Discord Day Party

      And with a poof that knocked about two to three dozen hammered goddesses flat on their butts, elicitng a couple squeals as marehoods hit or rubbed against things, the lake became booze. When taking a roll, thay had to drag Cadence away from a tree with a protrusion shaped like a stallionhood so she would stop humping the tree.

     Everypony greedily shoved their muzzles into the water-magically-transformed-into-booze and drank as fast as they could. Prisma smirked and used her magic to freak out Braestira, goddess of animals, whom later ended up sharing saliva with Twilight because the former reminded the latter of a certain pegasus, by bending the moonbeams in the water to make the fish look like they were born with rainbow scales. She snorted with laughter, all but falling over, as the animal goddess fainted.

   Then they all took a swim in the lake of booze. Their thoughts were voiced almost immediately as they were thought of and quite a couple interesting ones came out of the intoxicated alicorns. Kissing contest. Underwated kissing contest. Tree humping contest. These were a few of their ideas.

   They all paused for a moment when a metal box appeared in the air, and the door opened, revealing Dr. Whooves. Using her best seductive tone, Celestia stepped forward and slurred: "Hey, honey, come join us...come join me." I he hadn't been a unicorn, he would have a massive wingboner as he gazed at all the goddesses standing around the lake. He was blushing a shade of crimson that would've rivaled Big Macintosh's coat, and it only got deeper as she slurred out: " You know you want to."

    He was pulled back inside the tardis and three unicorn heads poked out, followed by their winged bodies. The lead pony was Derpy, and the other two were her daughters, Ditzy and Dinky (though they were fully grown adults). Ditzy asked "Can we join you?"

      The current partygoers shrugged and continued partying as the tardis dissapeared, leaving behind three new additions to the party.

     When they regrouped at the lake of boozefor drinks, Celestia announced that she and her sister and her nieces had stopped time, giving them all the time they wanted to party and trash all of Equestria. Then, for some odd reason, they changed the lake of booze back to water and lifted off, leaving one empty, trashed, partied-out clearing around a still moonlit lake.