Discord Day Party

   "I still......can't belive......you guys managed......to take out our......entire reserve," Staghorn panted as he dragged his mother by her long teal tail. They were next stopping in at Appleoosa, but Chrysalis had passed out after somepony(luna had whistled and loked away) had slipped her some Absynthe.

     He'd been elected to drag her to Appleoosa much to his changeling chagrin. Although, dealing with hammered goddesses wasn't that bad except for the fact that he was a married  'ling, and his wife Double would be pretty damn pissed if she found out he'd cheated, and she'd probably use her military training to kick hiss ass in front of his son and daughter,so he'd decided on no flirting.

    However traveling at the back of the pack and being the only stallion present was starting to weigh heavily on him. Not that there was anything wrong with Double, but damn..... every time one flicked her tail up or to the side, he couldn't help but look, and then look away again, mentally slapping himself repeatedly.

     He could've sworn that he heard them giggling, and got the distinct feeling that they were doing it on purpose, but he couldnu't stop.

     Look. Look away. Mentally slap self. Repeat.

      So naturally he was beyond the point of relieved when he spotted their destination, the town of Appleoosa, but more specifically, The Dusty Wheel Ale.

    He spat out his mom's tail and dumped her uncerimoniously onto the street before racing into the local bar to get first pick of the alchohol  while a blue blur and a pink blur sped off giggling to find their next rape victims while the others drank.

    Only after everypony had disappeared did the jolt of her head against the road wake her. She raised her head, looked aroud with a confused expression, muttered some things, rolled her eyes, and went back to sleep on Apple lane.

   This was a waste of time, Staghorn thought. I dragged my mom BY HER TAIL from NEIGHAGARA FALLS ALL THE WAY TO BUCKING APPLEOOSA, AND THEY DON'T CARRY ANY DOCTOR WHOOVER CANS! With each mental yell he kicked the wall nehind him, till at last it gave way with a splintering crash behind him. He turned around, fully ready to swear, but a golden light stopped him in his tracks. He lunged at the source of the light.

      Chrysalis got up and headed on impulse into the wooden building behind her. When she'd heard the crash from inside she'd been steeled for a fight, but now after ten minutes it was completely silent inside. She readied her fangs and leaped through the open doorway.............to find her son stifling a burp on top of a bed of empty Dr. Whoover Golden cans.

     Scanning the cans her son was sitting on, she noticed on thing they all had in common...they were...."empty?"

     "STAGHORN!" Cadnece looked up for a minute, then went back to rifling through a big black bag until she pulled out a whip. "Perfect." She grinned evilly at the trussed up stallion on the bed.